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azurelunatic) wrote2007-02-06 10:15 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2007-02-06 10:15 pmPosted using TxtLJ
You can threaten to spork someone's eye out & really mean it. ... To the pukemobile, drunk boy!
azurelunatic) wrote2007-02-06 10:15 pm
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English's friend has an Escalade. When English's friend gets drunk, the Designated Driver is English. So English was playing with the toy; by the time he realized that the guy in back was serious about how OMG to take it easy with the driving, it was too late, and the guy was sick all down the outside of the vehicle.
This did not become apparent until the next day when the friend came in to work and was driving a pukemobile. It was not just down the side up-and-down, it was side-to-side.