Mountain Dew is a Pepsi product. JD mentioned that his campus was a Pepsi campus, and I suddenly started thinking about monolithic brands that deny and defy the other brand. And that made me go only a minute later to the poll creator.
Mountain Dew is a LifeForce unto itself which chose to use Pepsi as a vessel for its distribution amongst the faithful.
Mostly because Pepsi is a cheap whore that will snap up anything that is a profit, while always falling short of the standards of true discrimination and good taste and thereby never coming in anything more than second best. What better test of faith? (My friends and I used to get our fast food on one side of the road and then brave the Pepsi territory on the other just for our Dew.
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Uhg.
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Mostly because Pepsi is a cheap whore that will snap up anything that is a profit, while always falling short of the standards of true discrimination and good taste and thereby never coming in anything more than second best. What better test of faith? (My friends and I used to get our fast food on one side of the road and then brave the Pepsi territory on the other just for our Dew.
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Precisely why I picked Pepsi for MicroSoft!
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But, t'be fair.. if I *had* to pick one of them for Pepsi, it would be Apple.
Only... I can't in good conscience associate anything I might use with Pepsi. Ever.
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Wouldn't linux really be like the various generic store brands of cola?
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