A weekend of internet means a weekend of random links.

[azurelunatic]

How To Ask Questions The Smart Way, as linked in techsupport.

"Glory Days" -- disturbing little bit of HP fic by cmwinters; I was an idea-bounce-off-person for this one, and I do like how it came out!

"Big Damn Zombies, Sir" -- Firefly hilarious zombie fic.

Flying cats in McDonalds. WTF?

http://www.freeware-palm.com/download-event-floater.html looks like what I've been looking for. If it works.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=283454&page=1 -- very silly NC-17 story.

http://www.datamancer.net/vonslattkeyboard/vonslattkeyboard.htm -- I have expensive tastes.