Fwd: If Popular Brands Made Condoms:

[azurelunatic]

Nike Condoms: Just Do It!

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling!

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby!

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop!

Ford Condoms: The best never rest!

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock!

New York Lotto Condoms: 'Cause hey you never know!

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever!

KFC Condoms: Fingerlicking good! !

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the real thing!

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one!

Campbell's Soup Condoms:Mmm mmm good!

AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone!

Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper!

Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going....!

M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border!

MCI Condoms: For friends and family!

Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

Comments

*snort*

[silmarian.livejournal.com]

That's....so very wonderfully wrong.

I need to clean Coke up off my monitor now......

Re: *snort*

[azurelunatic]

I love my digitalambience. He always forwards such delightful stuff to me.

Re: *snort*

[silmarian.livejournal.com]

He has such an active journal. ;)

I'll have to snoop in the other journals you've mentioned, though. I somehow managed to miss that Votonia was on LJ.

Why, yes, I am clueless sometimes.

Re: *snort*

[azurelunatic]

Heh.

Mostly he uses his account to view friends-locked posts and leave comments.

Let's see.

iroshi is a lot of fun to hang around with, and a Lackey & Bujold fan. votania is my roommate, of course. godai is a former online fling, one of my many Daves. boojum is of course my old friend Kim, another Bujoldian (and lurking listee).

[calligrafiti.livejournal.com]

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop!

For the multiorgasmic man?

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one!

I think that "Lays" speaks for itself. But still, this would make a good official sponsor for the next Olympic Orgy.

M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

Not recommended for oral sex.

MCI Condoms: For friends and family!

Lionel Luthor's favorite.

[azurelunatic]

Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun

For the guy with double the standard quota of penii.