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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2002-05-12 01:03 am

Nephew-quote, cute:

On the topic of sparkling grape juice: "You turn wine into soda pop?"

[identity profile] metaphorge.livejournal.com 2002-05-12 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a 21st century update of the water-into-wine miracle to me....

[identity profile] xoexohexox.livejournal.com 2002-05-12 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
damnit! you beat me to the messianic punchline! I'm getting slow on the draw. Ever hear the song "Jesus was way cool" by King Missile? "..and if he wanted to, he could have turned wheat into marijuana, or sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He walked on the water, and swam on the land. He would tell these stories, and people would listen. He was really cool."

[identity profile] xoexohexox.livejournal.com 2002-05-12 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
IM me for an L/P to my FTP, i have a bunch on there