Fwd: some man-bashing

[azurelunatic]

I'm very exceptionally sorry that I dated BJ, who made all of these seem reasonable.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in diapers.


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? shut the door.


3. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.


4. Never let your man's mind wander, it's too little to be out alone.


5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.


6. Men are all the same, they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


8. Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the do it yourself kinds.


9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. (or not man enough)


10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

If you have a man that makes you think all of these are funny and oh-so-true, it is time to put him as far, far away from you as you can, preferably with a few restraining orders in between.