All right. Someone in Props is having a little fun at my expense.

[azurelunatic]

Why do I say that? Why do I suspect I'm in the Matrix now?

Because, in her underwear, with no good reason for this odd turn of events (such as a dresser-drawer being used as a nesting place by said individual, because said individual is shut up in the master bedroom), Miss Lunatic finds one of Nibiki-chan's hairs.

"Because," sniggers Props, "...it's a pussy hair."

Comments

[pauamma]

Was it standing watch over your underwear, as a good guard hair should?

[azurelunatic]

I didn't notice that it was standing watch, but I could tell that it was a guard hair, because it was ticked. (I wonder what I did to make it mad?)

[pauamma]

Maybe it had an accidental encounter with a barbered wire fence?

[myrrhianna.livejournal.com]

I'm betting she sneaked out and left the hair behind the day she stole three of your socks and put them in my laundry basket. Which was in the master closet. Which is barricaded to keep her out.

[myrrhianna.livejournal.com]

Also, she wants her hair back kthxbai.

[azurelunatic]

She would have to swim for it, I'm afraid...