Before I go catatonic and hallucinate violently, with probable amnesia:

[azurelunatic]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1i-SdMpKfa0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=s4lYoqCiNOA
http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm?article=true made me die laughing. (Not literally.) I would like to acknowledge the good call that the sex workers made.
http://xkcd.com/294/ DRM.

Comments

[onyxrising.livejournal.com]

... and they didn't want to sleep with the girls.
You know, I'm reminded of some of the guys at my work, who've recently discovered that women exist, and have been coming to me for advice. Their girlfriends keep wanting them to have sex. You can't play WoW and have sex at the same time. This is an issue for them.

[hcolleen.livejournal.com]

This is indeed a great issue. *said very solemnly* There needs to be time limits and turn taking established. WoW on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays and alternating Sundays, sex other times. *nods*

[luminairex.livejournal.com]

How long before it takes Jack Thompson to blame Grand Theft Auto for it?

[wibbble]

Indeed. In Jack Thompson's day, kids knew what to do when they hired hookers!

[azurelunatic]

Heeeeee.