Assorted. Good, and not-very-at-all.

[azurelunatic]

More things making me laugh like crazy:

http://notalwaysright.com/how-to-scam-a-scammer-part-5/467
http://notalwaysright.com/mmmm-crunchy/460 ... what?
http://notalwaysright.com/pyromaniac-in-aisle-11/382
http://notalwaysright.com/the-birds-and-the-bees-talk-illustrated/367 ... *eyes JD*
http://notalwaysright.com/ah-parents/337
http://notalwaysright.com/that-darned-cat/334 The scary part is, I am pretty sure there are cats that could do this.
http://notalwaysright.com/if-you-have-to-ask-youll-never-know/313
http://notalwaysright.com/the-sound-of-silence/312
http://notalwaysright.com/de-ting-de-ting/308
http://notalwaysright.com/suddenly-i-feel-very-sorry-for-her-child/306
http://notalwaysright.com/where-the-sun-dont-shine/292
http://notalwaysright.com/having-a-hussie-fit/281
http://notalwaysright.com/pinheaded/278 . . . WHAT.
http://notalwaysright.com/being-picky-is-an-exact-science/270 ... I think this is Mr. Out.
http://notalwaysright.com/the-shock-and-thaw-strategy/264 And it probably works, too.
http://notalwaysright.com/worst-advertising-ever/257
http://notalwaysright.com/more-slippage/223
http://notalwaysright.com/at-least-she-has-the-general-idea/217
http://notalwaysright.com/perhaps-a-little-bit-too-free/212
http://notalwaysright.com/kill-them-with-kindness/207 ... sucks to be the next person though!
http://notalwaysright.com/why-asking-why-is-a-bad-idea-part-2/201
http://notalwaysright.com/egocentrism-meets-geocentrism/199
http://notalwaysright.com/dirty-minds/197
http://notalwaysright.com/the-agony-and-the-ecstasy/187
http://notalwaysright.com/why-super-sizing-isnt-always-a-good-idea/183 ... mmm, espresso. (My roommates forbid me to have that much.)
http://notalwaysright.com/dude-that-must-be-some-strong-weed-part-2/182
http://notalwaysright.com/a-good-time-to-excuse-yourself/181
http://notalwaysright.com/because-everything-on-the-internets-is-private/177
http://notalwaysright.com/dna-is-such-a-bother-anyway/176
http://notalwaysright.com/mission-impossible/175
http://notalwaysright.com/of-all-the-moments-for-freud-to-slip/164 ... I must call it this from now on!!
http://notalwaysright.com/she-uses-the-google/153 This sounds typical.
http://notalwaysright.com/workin-that-tech-support-magic/145 ... This reminds me of when Myrrh advised V about not winding the computer cords too tight. "The 1s and the 0s need to be able to go down it, and while the 0s can get through fine, the 1s can't go around those tight bends." hcolleen and I totally lost it.
http://notalwaysright.com/911-grab-bag-define-emergency/79
http://notalwaysright.com/how-do-these-people-remember-how-to-breathe/70
http://notalwaysright.com/four-words-bow-chicka-bow-and-bow/63
http://notalwaysright.com/my-arent-we-feeling-ethnocentric-today/20


I love the people who make mad, mad, mad things happen ... and the people who are so used to them happening that they don't really inquire too closely, but still manage to inquire. For example: "What's that in the shower?" "Squid." "What's it doing there?" "Thawing." "OK!"


Ahaha:
bgolub: "Seeing lots of spiders around the house lately."
eng1ne: "Print out a robots.txt file and leave it by the back door."

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Waterboarding: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=448717 -- this guy writes a report on waterboarding himself.
http://hammercock.livejournal.com/833892.html Myanmar.

Comments

[lady-angelina.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks a lot, Azz! Thanks to you, I now have yet another site that I am going to spend an entire weekend looking through the archives of instead of, um... doing house chores and playing outside while the weather here is nice and, uh... Ah hell. XDDDD

That Freudian slip one was especially good! XD (And do shut up, Pau! XDDDDDDDDDD Heeee!) Actually, it reminded me of when someone (not me, I honestly swear) accidentally ordered a "Dr. Pecker," and the guy behind the counter just said, "Sorry, we don't have those here."

[pauamma]

I didn't check the comments, but when I came to it, I thought "Someone has to point her to it!"

[lady-angelina.livejournal.com]

Oh you! XDDDD

<3

Sorry to spam your entry like, this, Azz, but...

[lady-angelina.livejournal.com]

http://notalwaysright.com/gotta-love-them-diy-puters/526 You saw that one, right? :D

And yes, my icon is directed at the "crafty" customer in that post. Hehe!

Re: Sorry to spam your entry like, this, Azz, but...

[azurelunatic]

That customer may need a little help, yes...

[gameboyguy13.livejournal.com]

I needed a new display name.

[azurelunatic]

Ahahahahaha!

[onyxrising.livejournal.com]

You mean it's not normal to have a squid thawing in the bathtub? o.O

[onyxrising.livejournal.com]

And the "Math is Your Friend" episodes remind me of Bunnies and Burrows, where the mathematical aptitude merit allows your characters to count all the way up to eight, thereby getting the better of trade agreements- your fellows may think you mad if you try to explain numbers above four, however.

[azurelunatic]

You are a fully-trained chef. It is normal for you and your household. I am a fully-trained lunatic. It is normal for me to do all sorts of weird shit. Skippy is likewise. Other people? Not so much.

[onyxrising.livejournal.com]

Actually, in my house, I'd assume that Mr. Jess and Sven had another crazy science experiment going on.

[azurelunatic]

Yes. Because you live with mad scientists.

[onyxrising.livejournal.com]

And this isn't normal?
... oh, wait.