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azurelunatic) wrote2008-05-20 10:48 am
azurelunatic) wrote2008-05-20 10:48 am
This is why I don't drink very often.
| * Ursa Major | hrm. |
| wonders if there's a way to have excel take a look at a sheet that's had conditional (color) formatting applied to it, and count up the number of cells in each row that are a specific color | |
| Azz|teapatty: | not color, but condition. |
| iirc countif | |
| UrsaMajor: | hmm, good point. |
| ... that's gonna be a messy countif. *wry grin* | |
| Azz|teapatty: | <3 :-P |
| you may wish to have some of the thingabobbper s in other cells? | |
| so it lis all thingy, thingy thingy. | |
| * UrsaMajor | goes to doublecheck the params for such |
| Azz|teapatty: | with references and stuff!! |
| UrsaMajor: | yeah, definitely *G* |
| because i've maxed out the number of conditions you can apply within that set of cells *G* | |
| V_PauAmma_V: | (to Azz|teapatty) How many pincers am I holding? |
| UrsaMajor: | green = awesome, unformatted = good, yellow = meh, red = poor |
| Azz|teapatty: | You ownz 2 but they are attached, you may not be holding, just standing! |
| UrsaMajor: | in each given statistical category |
| each row represents one player | |
| Azz|teapatty: | you, um, may want a db at this point. |
| dunno | |
| UrsaMajor: | so counting up the greens, clears, yellows, and reds |
| hee, possible, but this is so ephemeral | |
| since the data changes day-to-day, and my needs for specific positions changes day to day | |
| (yes, this is for fantasy baseball. yes, my fiance is the one who taught me how to use excel for fantasy baseball purposes. yes, we are geeks. *ggl*) | |
| and yeah, it might be faster to count manually, since the data doesn't even take up one full screen *G* | |
| V_PauAmma_V: | Geek marriages = good! |
| Azz|teapatty: | :D |
| * UrsaMajor | giggles :) |
| Azz|teapatty: | (I started at limoncello and wound up at symposium.) |
| V_PauAmma_V: | (to Azz|teapatty) Been reading wikipedia again? |
| Azz|teapatty: | not my fault! |
| Lacey: | I'm going to bed, I think. Travel tomorrow. *wibble* |
| Azz|teapatty: | travel yay!! |
| Lacey: | I am so nervous. OMG. |
| Azz|teapatty: | What element are you? |
| Lacey: | I don't know! How do I find out? |
| Azz|teapatty: | There are various ways of finding out, but probably quickest for now is reading up and maybe there is a quiz, but no matter. |
| (I say this because being quite a bit Air, I am right at home flying.) | |
| UrsaMajor: | azz: like greek astrology element figuring out, or Chinese, or what system? |
| Azz|teapatty: | General western muddlemix. |
| for me. | |
| * UrsaMajor | nodnod |
| UrsaMajor: | I know I'm technically Fire in the Greek system, and I'm pretty sure I'm a Fire Snake in the Chinese system, but I forget so I'm checking right now. And sometimes find that correspondence to not be entirely accurate anyway ;) |
| though if you look at the "inner months," my birthday corresponds to the Rat, which is a water animal, and my birth hour is that of the monkey *G* | |
| Azz|teapatty: | I have too much wine for wanting to do much research now, but I recall that I am very, very, very Monkey. |
| Lacey: | A meme said I am Fire. |
| UrsaMajor: | and my birth year was the snake - ahh, here's what it is: 1977-1978, my birth year: ç« Fire 蛇 Snake. Fire was the heaven element, Snake the sign. |
| Azz|teapatty: | Metal monkey. |
| ... which really does sound like a band name. | |
| burr86: | metal monkey |
| that funky monkey | |
| ... something like that anyway | |
| Azz|teapatty: | BRASS MONKEY |
| * UrsaMajor | giggles |
| Azz|teapatty: | oh dear. |
| it is glass nearly gone. | |
| and that is how I am typing. | |
| Lacey: | Azz|teapatty: What kind of wine? |
| Azz|teapatty: | Cherap!! |
| Boone's Farm Strawberr y Hilll. | |
| Lacey: | ah |
| Azz|teapatty: | v v cheap. |
| Lacey: | kk |
| Azz|teapatty: | and! hern ame is bridget jones!! I must not forget this for when I rweeemember it again. The girl. Who I wanted to pitch things at. |
| oh, nad now it is telling me that I have repolied ti the originator of the thread. buggy? | |
| lj comment email. | |
| UrsaMajor: | heh |
| Azz|teapatty: | I don't remember it doing that belkjfore. |
| new bug? | |
| I am a weekend. So glad. | |
| 1 glass here. And ice. | |
| Afraid I am not making much sense at poor brendan who was the one with the squids. | |
| Real squids in his sink but not in his shower. | |
| I told him there was a difference! | |
| Sinks are a normal people place for a qsid. | |
| u | |
| squid. | |
| sqiud for a quid | |
| UrsaMajor: | please tell me you didn't queue up for the squid for a quid |
| V_PauAmma_V: | (to UrsaMajor) Maybe it was a Friday squid? |
| UrsaMajor: | one should hope! |
| Azz|teapatty: | baggage retrieval queueueue |
| too many oops | |
| UrsaMajor: | though if you're going to have it with all that yolky goodness, you should chop it up beforehand. nice small dice. |
| V_PauAmma_V: | (to UrsaMajor) d6? |
| Azz|teapatty: | d20. bwe fun. |
| * UrsaMajor | giggles |
| UrsaMajor: | d100! |
| smaller faces | |
| Azz|teapatty: | d2! |
| UrsaMajor: | that assumes you've flattened the squid beforehand |
| V_PauAmma_V: | d1? |
| UrsaMajor: | moebius squid? |
| V_PauAmma_V: | Klein dice! |
| Azz|teapatty: | peas? |
| UrsaMajor: | ahahaha. |
| klein-dice-tan? | |
| Azz|teapatty: | if one employed glass for cannong thgen one might even have a klein bottke if green. |
| 'or not. | |
| (drunk punster worse than sober one.) | |
| V_PauAmma_V: | peas would be an unexpected wrinkle. |
| Azz|teapatty: | is there time for that? |
| V_PauAmma_V: | Yes. Microwave background radiation showed there is. |
| Azz|teapatty: | Tiiiiiiiiiiiime, why you puinishg me |
| like a wave crashing into the store | |
| you left me crying | |
| * Lacey | is reminded of the "why u mad tho?" macro |
| Azz|teapatty: | I wonder why dad is so thoroughly mad; I can't undersatnd it at all. |
| it can't be the bread crumbeled up in his bed, or the slug s someone left in th e hall | |
| * V_PauAmma_V | . o O ( What worries me is not that Azz|teapatty doesn't make sense. What worries me is that she does. ) |
| Azz|teapatty: | DFrink doesn't meadn any less insane thanb usual. |
| I am a free association machine! To ride, pay a wineglass. | |
| It is also a poem by Jack prelutsky at one point that I memorized. | |
| Because of the ants. | |
| no, that was not ants. | |
| tha t was dad. | |
| but the book! I ahd some! | |
| Lacey: | As much as I'd love to stay, I have to be going. |
| Azz|teapatty: | <3 |
| Lacey: | <3 |
| Azz|teapatty: | see you in sunny sf |
| Lacey: | Be there with bells on |
| tupshin: | what are your dates in sf, Azz? |
| Azz|teapatty: | 27, 1 |
| usable 28 31 | |
| tupshin: | going to say hi? |
| Azz|teapatty: | inclusive |
| hgai | |
| tupshin: | no, i mean in sf, silly |
| Azz|teapatty: | in japanese |
| hai == yes | |
| bad pun drunk tyupe. | |
| tupshin: | lol |
| Azz|teapatty: | I am reduced to typoing with 1 finger. |
| tupshin: | alkyhol |
| want sum | |
| Azz|teapatty: | (intentional that. ) |
| V_PauAmma_V: | (to tupshin) 846671+411671 |
| Azz|teapatty: | 1 ghlass wine drunk not slow == squid. |
| tupshin: | interesting equatiom, azz |
| V_PauAmma_V: | (to Azz|teapatty) Which finger? |
| Azz|teapatty: | am not fisherman's wife though. |
| index righgt | |
| andv wrongh too. | |
| tupshin: | pau, i'm slow, no idea what you mean |
| Azz|teapatty: | sum == addingh |
| tupshin: | drunk azz == funny azz |
| V_PauAmma_V: | (to tupshin) < tupshin> want sum |
| tupshin: | lol |
| silly pau | |
| Azz|teapatty: | hairgel. |
| brb | |
| hair iun face is crabby azz. | |
| that is pau's job | |
| * V_PauAmma_V | 's job doesn't include being a azz. |
| Azz|teapatty: | so mousse time winz |
| V_PauAmma_V: | (I do that on my free time.) |
| Azz|teapatty: | job is you yes have? |
| new? | |
| when? | |
| V_PauAmma_V: | (to Azz|teapatty) (last job didn't, want for next job not to - maybe why it's still "next") |
| Azz|teapatty: | between? |
| * V_PauAmma_V | . o O ( Synchronized splishing? ) |
| exor674: | I read that as 'synchronized splinching' |
| Azz|teapatty: | SPLASH |
| V_PauAmma_V: | (to Azz|teapatty) Still between jobs, yes. |
| exor674: | and I was all o.O "why would want to synchronously screw up apperation |
| Azz|teapatty: | the splishg/splash balance must maintain!!! |
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We should synchronize plans once Lacey gets here and stuff. I think I'm going into SF on Wed and Fri.
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Azz|teapatty Nicking to |teapatty when drunk was started in our IRC channel by someone who was very drunk and got all their keys very wrong. It now means that you are quite drunk & not to trust your typing.
you may wish to have some of the thingabobbper s in other cells?
so it lis all thingy, thingy thingy. This is Excel; ordinarily I'd be pointing rather than saying, but this is over IRC so I can't.
(I started at limoncello and wound up at symposium.) Yes, wikipedia, but also why I was drinking. I blame
[elements and stuff] This is pretty coherent.
Metal monkey I did the research, finally.
BRASS MONKEY Both the song in which that is screamed, and that reminded me of the Brass Monkey Ball, one of the dances that the theatre department back home put on one year.
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Azz|teapatty: Cherap!!
Boone's Farm Strawberr y Hilll.
Lacey: ah
Azz|teapatty: v v cheap.
Lacey: kk
Azz|teapatty: and! hern ame is bridget jones!! I must not forget this for when I rweeemember it again. The girl. Who I wanted to pitch things at. I drank a glass pretty much all at once, so I am hammered. It is very cheap wine as well, which does not help. It is not particularly strong. I had been wanting to remember the name of the book that I had read, that Cassie Claire had parodied so famously; it had been nagging at me for weeks, and all I could remember was that it was a female name, that it was _____'s Diary (which wouldn't help in a google), that she had made those fun lists (including the abbreviation of "v." for "very", which was what triggered it) and I had wanted to throw things at her throughout for having the brains of a stale muffin.
oh, nad now it is telling me that I have repolied ti the originator of the thread. buggy?
lj comment email. I got an LJ comment email that told me, or so I thought, that I had replied to the originator of the comment thread. However, I hadn't reckoned on Gmail, which will thread things like that. I was just too drunk to notice. No bugs.
I am a weekend. So glad. My weekends are Sunday/Monday, not Saturday/Sunday; this must have been a Sunday night.
Afraid I am not making much sense at poor brendan who was the one with the squids.
Real squids in his sink but not in his shower.
I told him there was a difference!
Sinks are a normal people place for a qsid.
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squid. I had started a discussion about mad science, and living with mad scientists, citing Skippy's Squid Pie incident.
sqiud for a quid Now I'm just being silly. Drunken wordplay is so much more amusing than sober wordplay.
baggage retrieval queueueue
too many oops Now I'm earwormed. Very earwormed.
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Azz|teapatty: peas?
UrsaMajor: ahahaha.
klein-dice-tan?
Azz|teapatty: if one employed glass for cannong thgen one might even have a klein bottke if green.
'or not.
(drunk punster worse than sober one.) This requires knowledge that there is a guy whose nickname involves peas, whose surname is Klein, known to all the participants in the conversation.
V_PauAmma_V: peas would be an unexpected wrinkle.
Azz|teapatty: is there time for that?
V_PauAmma_V: Yes. Microwave background radiation showed there is.
Azz|teapatty: Tiiiiiiiiiiiime, why you puinishg me
like a wave crashing into the store
you left me crying L'Engle, astrophysics, and Hootie and the Blowfish.
* Lacey is reminded of the "why u mad tho?" macro
Azz|teapatty: I wonder why dad is so thoroughly mad; I can't undersatnd it at all.
it can't be the bread crumbeled up in his bed, or the slug s someone left in th e hall
* V_PauAmma_V . o O ( What worries me is not that Azz|teapatty doesn't make sense. What worries me is that she does. )
Azz|teapatty: DFrink doesn't meadn any less insane thanb usual.
I am a free association machine! To ride, pay a wineglass.
It is also a poem by Jack prelutsky at one point that I memorized.
Because of the ants.
no, that was not ants.
tha t was dad.
but the book! I ahd some! I'm trying to explain how I got earwormed, first by "I Wonder Why Dad is so Thoroughly Mad" and then "The Carpenter Rages", both by Jack Prelutsky, both of which at one time I memorized.
Azz|teapatty: I am reduced to typoing with 1 finger.
tupshin: alkyhol
want sum
Azz|teapatty: (intentional that. ) At this point, I am literally typing with one finger, and still making typoes, because I know that if I try more than one I am going to not make any sense at all.
Azz|teapatty: 1 ghlass wine drunk not slow == squid.
tupshin: interesting equatiom, azz
V_PauAmma_V: (to Azz|teapatty) Which finger?
Azz|teapatty: am not fisherman's wife though. When I get this drunk, I stop making sense to anyone but myself, although I'm mostly just free-associating. And then squid brings up the thought of "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife", please don't make me have to explain that to you, because I'm really not about to explain ancient Japanese disturbing!erotica at this hour.
hairgel.
brb
hair iun face is crabby azz.
that is pau's job
so mousse time winz My bangs have decided to colonize my face at this point. Free association time: PauAmma plays a crab. Except it was not actually hairgel; it turned out to be mousse.
job is you yes have?
new?
when? Wait, you have a new job? I ask. When did you get that? I'm afraid I've missed something; he doesn't, however, have one yet.
the splishg/splash balance must maintain!!! Someone typoed splishing, for splinching. So I had to type splash, to maintain the splish-splash balance. This is ... a very silly geek sort of thing.
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