azurelunatic | Fun with the Randomizer:

Ok. Take one random poem generator. Add The Sith Academy.

The scary results:

Life Lessons at the Sith Academy

Life Lessons at all right. Pull over earlier arguing with
a river. Savor the
Sith cared about
her? face was priceless, Sidious chuckled.
Indeed, my Master.
The driver car promptly flipped
him down! With
the cop
who
had pulled
up to the police cruiser pulled up
to my young Sith cared
about her? most excellent,
my license? Maul obediently did as
his lane
and asked,
Do Reach out and a true Sith apprentice executed
his light saber, he deftly wreaked havoc on his little
student Driver
car.

Life Lessons at the Sith Academy, Part II

Life Lessons at the
building Ah finally. get in that you
want fries with a Republic employee? is copyright
1999 by a damn
Republic credits. Here
you close! whined. sorry, only
be necessary. This was already
filled out for you
know, this was a sneer.

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