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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2008-07-30 06:02 pm

LJ meta, planned

So, if there were to be a "care and feeding of the LJ user" document written for actual LJ higher-ups, what sort of things should go in it?

For starters: you're going to want as low a bullshit content as is practical (for no company, especially no company involved in IT amirite is going to be operating without a certain level of bullshit). LJ users, the ones that make themselves known, feel like they should be treated more like stockholders, entirely possibly because they are the creators of the content that fuels the whole shebang, see [livejournal.com profile] synecdochic's excellent treatise on advertising in social media and how it can go sour fast. Except unlike stockholders, LJ users collectively have the spare time to shred any and every public statement to pieces, spot logical inconsistencies, and generally fling cat macros (and other forms of unhappiness) if displeased. (Because, seriously, we write for fun. If we feel something endangers our fun...)

LJ users operate on LJ time, not on business time. Overnight is enough time for five tabloids to get involved, including Slashdot, The Register, and the Valley Wag.

Since LJ users act like stockholders, don't present something as a fiat unless you're prepared to stand hard on it. Instead, stand pretty firmly in a spot you think you probably won't have to or want to back down from, but have some room for negotiating.

This one is going to take at least a week of hacking on and brainstorming, maybe more of polishing.

[identity profile] hakeber.livejournal.com 2008-07-31 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hysterically dead on. Especially the part about LJers and spare time. And the inevitable involvement of upstanding media such as Slashdot and Valley Wag.

[identity profile] hakeber.livejournal.com 2008-07-31 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. Why it's a bad thing to spring major, negative changes right at the start of a holiday weekend when all the college students just got out and the Best Pirate Movie EVAR!!! has just been released?

And why a mundane in his fifties just should not even try to defend said actions against fangirls who not only have infinite free time, but can even find out your home phone number, even if it's not listed?

And then there's why getting the whole thing written up for F_W (more than once) is Not A Good Thing...

My biggest beef was the total lack of any sort of social training. A degree in Management may make a person well qualified to run a company, but not to disperse an angry mob with lit torches and pitchforks. The person who is the spokesperson needs to have some serious background in sociology and crowd management. And the folk behind said person need to not let themselves become the puppets of microscopically small splinter extremist religious wackos. Yes, there was a problem, but kneejerk reactions won't solve anything, they just muddy the waters.

To do that sort of ugly job, it would have been better to properly learn social engineering, and then used that. That always works so much better than brute force, and with fewer casualties among the bystanders. Or among one's own ranks.

[identity profile] gameboyguy13.livejournal.com 2008-07-31 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Negative changes shouldn't be released right at the start of a weekend, in general. More time for immediate damage control is key.
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[personal profile] kayshapero 2008-08-01 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
And announce your changes BEFORE you make them. No matter how wonderful you think they are, if there's a flaw you want it found before you're committed. Trust me.

[identity profile] hakeber.livejournal.com 2008-07-31 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Dot on. And he did. He simply couldn't stand the heat.

[identity profile] hakeber.livejournal.com 2008-07-31 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Not by him, he was too stupid when it came to people to figure it out. Not by fandom, they were simply too enraged, and when the target presented itself, they landed on it hard. It was a complete clusterfuck, a bad alignment of the stars that showed some folk simply could not be relied on to make good business decisions.

[identity profile] mzcalypso.livejournal.com 2008-07-31 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
A degree in management can mean nothing more than the ability to maneuver oneself into a class team with a couple of hard-working classmates and avoid doing any work at all. I've worked with a couple such. There's a difference--and I don't think 6A ever understood this -- between a community and a commodity.

btw, if anyone's not looking close at spyware -- did you know 6A is still loading cookies through LJ?

[identity profile] hakeber.livejournal.com 2008-07-31 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. I just checked my current cookies, and the one that appears to be from 6apart is...the cookie for Friendster. Intriguing.

[identity profile] gameboyguy13.livejournal.com 2008-07-31 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I do know that 6A still handles LJ's advertising, but I'm not sure if those cookies are related.

[identity profile] hakeber.livejournal.com 2008-08-01 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
That would make sense. Possibly I'm not seeing those cookies because I'm a permanent member? And have certain things blocked using NoScript in Firefox?

[identity profile] gameboyguy13.livejournal.com 2008-08-01 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Probably? Also, logged-out pages show ads, so if you're never logged out, you won't get cookies set either AFAIK.
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[personal profile] kayshapero 2008-08-01 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Various places give actual courses in Public Relations. Take one. Take several! Mostly take your users seriously. It's amazing what trouble you can avoid simply by taking the time to treat the people you deal with as... you know... people.

[identity profile] hakeber.livejournal.com 2008-08-01 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya think?

[identity profile] gameboyguy13.livejournal.com 2008-07-31 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
It may be beneficial to distinguish between "LJ time" as experienced by users and "LJ time" as in "LJ-soon".

[identity profile] gameboyguy13.livejournal.com 2008-07-31 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee, emergency backup journals.

This is a good discussion about timeframes. One thing though, is that while some of LJ's staff may work idiosyncratic shifts, I'm not sure that the management (the people who would be writing followup posts) are the same people who have unorthodox hours. I could be wrong on this because IANALJS and all, but I still think a California business clock is most applicable for a timeframe for expecting posts. A thing that users in general don't seem to get is that while yes, it would be good to address concerns right away, sometimes it takes lots of meetings to figure out what face to put on things, and that can take time.

On a different note, there's also the "LJ-soon" of feature implementation (which I'm sure you're familiar with from the [livejournal.com profile] suggestions end of things), and although it's not necessarily pertinent to the "how to handle a dramabomb" post, it's still definitely important to lay out, because when [livejournal.com profile] news says that a feature is going to be implemented "in the future", it would be so nice to have people understand that this may be the rather distant future.

Emergency backup journals

[identity profile] vakkotaur.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose I have one. Beginning this past January, I started simulcasting my account to another, for a long list of reasons (http://vakkotaur.livejournal.com/427791.html). Even though the "backup" has problems, it has a couple big advantages: while it has fewer features than LJ, it also has fewer misfeatures (snap, anyone?) and the lines of communication are more open or at least seem so. If the whole site is down, there is still a Twitter account to say what's going on (about the only good use I've seen for Twitter so far). As the site owner says, a bit bewildered by all the positive comments he gets even when thing hit the fan, "Good customer service is just honesty."

And I quite agree about the timing issue. I know that people work on normal work schedules, but I am still reminded of how the X.25 mail protocol was derisively described as being "Same-day service in a microsecond world." Ouch.
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[personal profile] pauamma 2008-07-31 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
You may want to add something about not learning selectively from others' mistakes. Ie, restricting it to "how can we do a better snow job than they did" is missing the point entirely. (You may be able to borrow stuff from http://pauamma.livejournal.com/83097.html. If so, feel free.)
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[personal profile] pauamma 2008-07-31 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
rahaeli least of all, I think.

[identity profile] hakeber.livejournal.com 2008-07-31 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oo. Good letter. Very good points, especially about the LJ advisory board.
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[personal profile] pauamma 2008-07-31 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[identity profile] gameboyguy13.livejournal.com 2008-08-01 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"There will always be wank" might be good to state flat out. It's practically one of the guiding principles of the site. ("You're better off minimizing your involvement" as a corollary, maybe.)

[identity profile] omnivorously.livejournal.com 2008-08-01 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Friended you, mostly bc of this post (thru metafandom), since it's interesting and intelligent. I'm sure I've seen you around before, don't know where, but apparently no negative associations ; )

[identity profile] omnivorously.livejournal.com 2008-08-01 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Right! And perhaps the Bujold mailing list, though I haven't hung out there in at least a couple of years, and I used a different handle then anyway.

[identity profile] omnivorously.livejournal.com 2008-08-01 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, nice to see you again! : )