Communications

[azurelunatic]

If the heavens do ever open up and get me my Dream Job, I think I know what I want my title to be. I want to be "Communications Officer" -- my job would be to know what is going on around the official areas, direct people contacting the wrong area of the virtual switchboard to the specialized areas of help or support they need, keep at least a vague pulse on what the crew and passengers are thinking, write occasional reports on what's going on, and serve as translator, as needed, between areas that need to be communicating with each other but somehow aren't.

I could start at 30k plus benefits, with raises for awesome.

Comments

[mayerman.livejournal.com]

Hmm...as a communications major, maybe I should tell people that's what I want to be when I grow up. Since currently I have NFI.

[azurelunatic]

Heh. Good luck with that.

[http://users.livejournal.com/chas_/]

30k??? Don't sell yourself short.

[azurelunatic]

I'd settle for that. I'd like more, but I know I couldn't settle for less.

Not relevant to your entry itself, but...

[lady-angelina.livejournal.com]

I absolutely love your icon! :D I got to meet Nichelle Nichols in person, and she is one helluva gorgeous woman. <3

Re: Not relevant to your entry itself, but...

[azurelunatic]

I have not (yet) met her, but I am seriously impressed by her.

[lacey]

That would be a perfect job for you, and the icon makes it even more so.

[azurelunatic]

See, it's the logical extension of what I'm doing now. I could be assistant to Carrie and Marta! From the comfort of my own desk! LJ could get me a new desk chair, some wrist braces that aren't velcro-chewed, and I would be made out of awesome.

[lacey]

When I was reading it, that's what I was thinking... you do a fair amount of that now.

And you've already accomplished that last.

[azurelunatic]

It just remains to be demonstrated to LJ that they want to hire me away from the Current Employer.

[lacey]

You'd be perfect. I'm not sure why they haven't already... if I ran this place (and I would love to have the money to buy it away from its current owners, yes I would) I would've hired you long ago.

[azurelunatic]

There are people who do more for the site than me, especially in the volunteer department, however. I know there have to be Support and Abuse people who are far more awesome and would be just as worthy of being hired.

[lacey]

I wasn't regarding it as an either/or proposition. In my ideal scenario, I'd have the funds to hire those people too, but you have a way of bringing high-minded, abstract, hard to understand concepts, particularly technological ones, down to where just about anyone can understand with plain layman's terminology that, to my mind, makes you indispensible, and I'm not just blowing smoke. Not that my opinion matters for squat, but.

[azurelunatic]

Sometimes with cat macroes. :D

But, yeah. That's why I'd ideally be a Communications Officer.

[lacey]

Sometimes with cat macroes. :D

Speaking of indispensible!

[azurelunatic]

This is probably going to take the rest of the night. I'm glad I laid in a supply of gum.

[lacey]

I was wondering what you were composing, there.

Yes, gum absolutely works for that.

[azurelunatic]

I have the current iteration up in beta filter now, and put you in. Go 'head and hit my journal as it was put up a few hours ago private.

[lacey]

Ah, k.

[azurelunatic]

Feel free to poke at what I have up there, as it's absolutely a work in progress.

[lacey]

Okay. I probably won't tonight, my brain is a little fried, but I'll keep an eye out, see if I see anything to poke at.

[azurelunatic]

Thanks! Whenever you feel like it.

[lacey]

Sounds good to me!

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Would you be willing to wear the custom push-up bra and velour minidress?

[azurelunatic]

Custom push-up bra would be an engineering feat; that would need to be provided to me, and provided it was wearable, I am quite happy with my supply of bras being provided to me.

Velour minidress would have to be a little less mini, and velour is a poor fashion choice for Phoenix, AZ.

[gameboyguy13.livejournal.com]

Although if this was an LJ position it might be just fine for San Francisco.

[azurelunatic]

It would still have to be long enough to work with knee-high stockings.