Communications

[azurelunatic]

If the heavens do ever open up and get me my Dream Job, I think I know what I want my title to be. I want to be "Communications Officer" -- my job would be to know what is going on around the official areas, direct people contacting the wrong area of the virtual switchboard to the specialized areas of help or support they need, keep at least a vague pulse on what the crew and passengers are thinking, write occasional reports on what's going on, and serve as translator, as needed, between areas that need to be communicating with each other but somehow aren't.

I could start at 30k plus benefits, with raises for awesome.

Comments

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Would you be willing to wear the custom push-up bra and velour minidress?

[azurelunatic]

Custom push-up bra would be an engineering feat; that would need to be provided to me, and provided it was wearable, I am quite happy with my supply of bras being provided to me.

Velour minidress would have to be a little less mini, and velour is a poor fashion choice for Phoenix, AZ.

[gameboyguy13.livejournal.com]

Although if this was an LJ position it might be just fine for San Francisco.

[azurelunatic]

It would still have to be long enough to work with knee-high stockings.