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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2008-08-19 10:41 am

Amusing spam headlines from my junkmail box! (These actually sound like Onion headlines.)

McCain Changes His Mind and Adopts a Gay Couple!
McCain in yet another reinvention announced that he and Cindy, his alcohol baroness 2nd wife, have decided to adopt a gay couple.

George Bush Pardons Lindsay Lohan
President George W. Bush presided over Lindsay Lohan's trial and gave her a full pardon, but left the fine intact.

Jesse Helms, in the Afterlife, Finally Does a Good Deed

John Mccain Taps Osama Bin Laden As Running Mate

Children Admit To Being Little Shits. Video

The Founding Fathers Fought for My Right to be a Stupid Jerk

The World is on Pace to Run out of Internet by 2010
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[identity profile] tango.livejournal.com 2008-08-19 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs and begins hording internet to feed his addiction*

[identity profile] gameboyguy13.livejournal.com 2008-08-19 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
How on earth do you get such amusing spam? All I get besides the mangled porn/viagra ads are "Over 30 Still Single" and "Christian Dating Find the One", neither of which are particularly desirable.
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[personal profile] pauamma 2008-08-19 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Trade you those for the "Moulin Splooge" one I just got.
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[personal profile] pauamma 2008-08-19 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I got some of those a few weeks ago - actual Onion headlines in spam, I mean.