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azurelunatic) wrote2008-09-20 02:21 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2008-09-20 02:21 pm
People would watch this movie.
Elsejournal, in a conversation about baby changing tables in bathrooms:
gameboyguy13 wrote:
I don't know a lot about girls, but my excuse is that I don't need to.
azurelunatic wrote:
You know, in the Wacky World of Romantic Comedies, that statement there would mean your imminent whirlwind romance with another young man who would suddenly find that his one night of drunken indiscretion with an --eek-- *girl* meant that he'd become a father, and in the tragic way of things, said girl would have died in childbirth, leaving him (and, by extension, sort of you) with a Tiny Baby Girl to worry about.
gameboyguy13 wrote:
I don't know a lot about girls, but my excuse is that I don't need to.
azurelunatic wrote:
You know, in the Wacky World of Romantic Comedies, that statement there would mean your imminent whirlwind romance with another young man who would suddenly find that his one night of drunken indiscretion with an --eek-- *girl* meant that he'd become a father, and in the tragic way of things, said girl would have died in childbirth, leaving him (and, by extension, sort of you) with a Tiny Baby Girl to worry about.
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("Life is not a slasher movie" already features highly on there)
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/me writes this novel
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etc.
There's some real comedy potential there, yeah.
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Scene 6, 20 minutes in. A (roughly) 40 year old couple sit in a room. Phone rings. "Hello? Oh, JD, what a surprise! How are you doing?" Pause. Interrupting: "Are you marrying her? We've been praying about you..." Pause. "You're WHAT?!"