"Hey, how much for a three-finger bag?"

[azurelunatic]

Somehow, by virtue of being my father's daughter, controversy erupts around me. No, it's not marijuana that I have, carried out in the open in a giant ziploc bag. It is spearmint and peppermint.

The administration has yet to take notice of my minty-fresh breath and so forth. It would probably be rather more obvious should I have quickly shoved it into my bag. Spearmint and peppermint have a distinctive fragrance, which should be rather obvious within a five-seat radius.

"Spearmint. Suuuuuuuuuuure," said the guy who'd asked me what my prices were.

Comments

[fee-b.livejournal.com]

That is hiliarious AND cool! Someone actually asked to buy the stuff off you? Oh man....that's great. So, where do you get this spearmint and peppermint, anyway? Just at the grocery store? And why, may I ask, don't you just buy the candy? It's cheaper, and it won't leave green leaves stuck between your teeth. Is there a reason for that decision? heh. Well, if nothing else...it IS pretty cool.

[azurelunatic]

My friend Dawn's herb garden was overgrowing itself. So, she gave me said huge baggie of spearmint.

[othercat.livejournal.com]

Yah know, I think I would have given him a list of prices, then gave him a "free sample" of the minty herb...:>

[azurelunatic]

And get busted for dealing in the DeVry computer lab?

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[othercat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's PEPPERMINT...how could you be busted for giving someone peppermint?

[azurelunatic]

Spearmint.

Green and leafy enough to freak out the security cameras; minty fresh enough to delight the nose of instructors.

Hee.

Spearmint, peppermint; idiots.

[azurelunatic]

hehe... he'd probably have turned me in himself, for failing to deliver.

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[fee-b.livejournal.com]

Ah, well that explains it, then! haha