"Hey, how much for a three-finger bag?"

[azurelunatic]

Somehow, by virtue of being my father's daughter, controversy erupts around me. No, it's not marijuana that I have, carried out in the open in a giant ziploc bag. It is spearmint and peppermint.

The administration has yet to take notice of my minty-fresh breath and so forth. It would probably be rather more obvious should I have quickly shoved it into my bag. Spearmint and peppermint have a distinctive fragrance, which should be rather obvious within a five-seat radius.

"Spearmint. Suuuuuuuuuuure," said the guy who'd asked me what my prices were.

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[azurelunatic]

My friend Dawn's herb garden was overgrowing itself. So, she gave me said huge baggie of spearmint.

[othercat.livejournal.com]

Yah know, I think I would have given him a list of prices, then gave him a "free sample" of the minty herb...:>

[azurelunatic]

And get busted for dealing in the DeVry computer lab?

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[othercat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's PEPPERMINT...how could you be busted for giving someone peppermint?

[azurelunatic]

Spearmint.

Green and leafy enough to freak out the security cameras; minty fresh enough to delight the nose of instructors.

Hee.

Spearmint, peppermint; idiots.

[azurelunatic]

hehe... he'd probably have turned me in himself, for failing to deliver.

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[fee-b.livejournal.com]

Ah, well that explains it, then! haha