Cleaning up!

[azurelunatic]

In which everyone's favorite pepperpot reveals his secrets!


"The most difficult part of my trip was figuring out whether I could carry cheese on an aircraft." -- kilarneyblarney, 8/20?/2008
"She's bought $30 worth of fermented cow."

Cheese on a plane sketch from writers dinner.



"I don't care if my gay men are straight or not." -- rhea_windrider

11/5/2008
"Can I have the split pea without the ham?" -- kilarneyblarney, joking, but channeling M.

Sublingual tea: hcolleen cannot drink hot water straight out of the pot and brew the tea it in her mouth.)

Bad translation: "I'm defrosting it now" -- from Armitage III, about an encrypted file

Man: "Give me an example of something I did feminine."
Woman: "Your aura."
(from the Gay Denny's, 2008 11 25; she was mad because he hadn't been being straight with her. Or something.)

Things Shuttleslayer May No Longer Do In RP
Anything from the Book of Vile Darkness
GM
The Sith version of Riverdance
Have my World of Darkness characters do anime jumps (this was the Shuttleslayer incident)
Play Alucard (besides, he's too powerful to be fun to play, so what's the point)

Comments

[emptybackpack.livejournal.com]

Can I just say, it is surreal to see somebody on my flist mentioning the Gay Denny's.

[hcolleen.livejournal.com]

That's what it is, though...It's a Denny's right in the middle of an area called the "Gay Gauntlet"

[azurelunatic]

She's local, see. Local people aren't supposed to know about the internet.

[azurelunatic]

This is supposed to be the internet? :D

[emptybackpack.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY. The internet doesn't know about the Gay Denny's! Unless it's Mike on the internet. I think it all comes back to my extreme and persistent shock that other people actually live here.

[azurelunatic]

And people who do live here use the internet. And are interested in things like OMG NUDE STARGAET

[lacey]

I would like to hear more about this NUDE STARGAET you mention!

[azurelunatic]

50 times a member of SG1 has been naked in the gate room: http://synecdochic.livejournal.com/288756.html?thread=12639732#t12639732

[lacey]

Love the list, not the image. *shudder*

[azurelunatic]

Other images in the same category are mostly "Hi! I am Sam Carter. I am inexplicably naked! In the Gate room, so you can see that I am really Sam Carter!" Tit size goes from possible, to improbable, to impossible.

[lacey]

And this is why any pornish leanings of mine are completely textual, because you don't get hit with things like that out of the blue.

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

I know about cheese on a plane!

If it is international, you can take it into the US as long as it is "dried."

That's what the customs officer said. I assured him it was "dried" without entirely knowing what he meant. i think he meant it was hard aged cheese not soft fresh cheese. In which case, it was "dried." He had a very strong accent and could not explain further, however.

[azurelunatic]

You cannot bring in the moon?

I am also now having visions of cheese hung on a clothesline to dry.