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[azurelunatic]

Lube now cracks me up. Hooray for being easily amused.

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[amiga500.livejournal.com]

Now? You just noticed?

[azurelunatic]

Lube has never been quite this funny before.

If you're a lonely bachelor, or as good as, you probably have certain needs. Needs that may be made better by involving some lube.

When you are not expecting to invite in your (female) best friend of some years and her little brother, you may not realize that you have left the lube in plain sight.

Should I choose to tease the fuck out of my best friend, I now know what variant of lube to do so with.

[amiga500.livejournal.com]

Wasn't there a picture awhile ago with a bottle of 'ANAL LUBE' in the background? Let's hope your friend had Astroglide, or something a bit less glaringly . . . lubricated.

Dude. Wrong.

[azurelunatic]

It was something far less obtrusive. One could even use it for backrubs, if one were so inclined, according to the labeling. In fact, the labeling barely hinted at other possibilities.

[gameboyguy13.livejournal.com]

Lube is pretty inherently funny.

[azurelunatic]

Well, yes.

[pauamma]

If you crack up, it probably means you have dry skin. I don't think lube can help with that, but it shouldn't cause it or make it worse. Perhaps something else is causing the cracking?