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[azurelunatic]

Evaded having to explain figging to my aunt.

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[especial.livejournal.com]

success!

[azurelunatic]

Yes!

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

[azurelunatic]

I know my aunt well enough to know that this would squick her, so I think we managed to dodge that one.

The penis is a fine conversational topic. The asshole, not so much so.

[conuly]

How does this sort of thing even come up?

[azurelunatic]

My cousin was peeling ginger (for tea). I snickered.
"Do I want to know?" he asked. (My cousin is also on my friends list.)
"Figging," I said.
"What's figging?" his mother asked.
"Don't look that up on the internet," I warned her.
After she'd left the room, my cousin asked what it was. I told him.