43 tweets for 2009-2-11

[azurelunatic]

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Wednesday, 0002: @museumfreak Happy birthday!
• Wednesday, 0203: Expended profanity at Java, put on typing gloves, going to bed.
• Wednesday, 0811: WTF am I doing awake?
• Wednesday, 0814: The poodle is licking his rawhide chewie delicately.
• Wednesday, 0853: @afuna Usually the scent of the shampoo.
• Wednesday, 0856: OMG, poodle. STFU. (Poodle barking at door for no apparent reason, let poodle out to bark, had the wait-for-the-door disagreement)
• Wednesday, 0903: ... I'm thinking professional help. http://tinyurl.com/bqp2so
• Wednesday, 0926: Hooray! Rain!
• Wednesday, 0940: THE OCEAN IS FALLING OUT OF THE SKY. Wheeeeeeeeeee!
• Wednesday, 0943: Managed to crash Firefox in a most spectacular way. Bad Java may be involved.
• Wednesday, 1007: I am completely unaware of how to rename a bloody page in a bloody excel book by a means other than double-clicking on the name to change it
• Wednesday, 1007: This caused me to miss a question. I am VEXED.
• Wednesday, 1011: Okay, so I finish the assessment, right, and go on to the next. Test says my browser is not capable. After I finished the first. WTF, man.
• Wednesday, 1040: I HAVE DEFEATED THE EVIL JAVA!!
• Wednesday, 1042: So it turns out that even though I can make Excel do little dances for me, I'm not so hot as a basic user because I fumble around a bit.
• Wednesday, 1109: Water no longer pouring from sky. Woe.
• Wednesday, 1150: @malerin I want to use Google Latitude to feed into my existing location-social-networking, so I no longer have to manually update it.
• Wednesday, 1159: Naked Voldemort (with or without body hair) provides top-notch technical support in our local call centre.
• Wednesday, 1212: I finally got bounced out of Random Word hEll, and my uterus came sailing after!
• Wednesday, 1213: @seananmcguire Aliens and cryptids are totally allowed to, though, right?
• Wednesday, 1258: The "joydick" -- wanking as game controller. Via the lovely pyrogenic. http://projects.sfmedialabs.com/?p=3
• Wednesday, 1338: @mayerman So very many things. Starting with the name.
• Wednesday, 1341: @ataniell93 What JD said. Send something to Random Word hEll, something previously sent (usually) comes back. Very silly.
• Wednesday, 1343: @tangowildheart The fucker didn't let me right-click either.
• Wednesday, 1359: @tangowildheart Evidently, this: http://tinyurl.com/d5yut6 (they said no cheating so I didn't Google then)
• Wednesday, 1427: @tangowildheart I sent their tech support a politely cranky message, including the Java fail and the right-click/double click fail.
• Wednesday, 1504: Dude! Hail!
• Wednesday, 1509: Hail all gone.
• Wednesday, 1550: @ATmacjournal, check out the flamewar: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123419309890963869.html Text to speech != audio performance. WTF.
• Wednesday, 1608: @oakandsage hiiiiiii
• Wednesday, 1644: @kdorian I wasn't testing in real Excel. I know that one. I was testing in a stupid simulation of Excel that didn't *allow* that.
• Wednesday, 1715: Aunt is cooking with the olive oiled butter. At least the heat will spoil the extra-virgin nasty taste of it.
• Wednesday, 1724: Mmm, tasty little bits of meat.
• Wednesday, 1725: @nudaydreamer Mama's smoke alarm used to tell us when the green beans were (over) done. It got to be a habit.
• Wednesday, 1826: There was a bad moment a bit ago with a sweet potato from last night's dinner still left in the oven. Woops.
• Wednesday, 1827: @gameboyguy13 Repeat TMI-laded rant about the cock, and my relationship thereto.
• Wednesday, 1926: @kestrelct It was all my cousin's fault, as you might imagine.
• Wednesday, 1926: More hail! Am I well met again?
• Wednesday, 1947: @kestrelct Sometimes my aunt is involved. And the poodle is rather a lot too.
• Wednesday, 2109: @amyty Nooooooo!
• Wednesday, 2146: 20 years later, he's still hilarious: http://thekeltners.net/ty/LEGO/legogruening/INDEX.HTM
• Wednesday, 2156: @amyty That's a nice silver lining you have there. Sheesh. And *huntsmen*. Very glad you got the exterminator, lots are not better.
• Wednesday, 2232: Good fic: http://tinyurl.com/c88eph -- the elder brother of one S. Holmes was a wizard.

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Comments

[owl]

Expended profanity at Java, put on typing gloves, going to bed.

I like Java a lot from a coding pov, but, ugh, its compatibility issues.

I finally got bounced out of Random Word hEll, and my uterus came sailing after!

*gigglesnorts again*

[azurelunatic]

The thing was letting me see the test screen fine, but telling me that I needed to update my VM when actually clicking the link to take the test. I think I eventually refreshed it into submission.

[owl]

That's the problem with Java apps, sigh. *checks* Hahaha, I have six versions of the JVM on this box. Eventually my entire hard drive will be eaten up by successive iterations of the JRE.

[ursamajor]

Am hijacking a loudtwitter to test, <3

[ursamajor]

One more, including the htmlized aspects of the comment I was trying to post:

Valentine's Day, hyounpark and I are supposed to be going to friends' Pimps 'n Ho's party; theme: "Pimps on Film." We're Asian, so we're having some difficulty with this, so we just might end up going as Hentai Chick and the Tentacle Monster. >_>

Wondering if it was my silly side-glance-dart face thing. I thought that was LJ-comment-postable? Or am I mixing it up with lessthanthrees?

[azurelunatic]

They are LJ-comment-postable, I think. Though I think <_< comes out badly -- <_< But NoScript may be crankier.

[ursamajor]

Noscript is a cranky beeyotch; it does not want me posting HTML any more. This Will Be Addressed, though it means I get to wrestle with regexes of doom ;P

[ursamajor]

One more! I think I has fixed regex problem?

And then young Harry didst slide his butterfinger twixt Draco's nether cheeks, crooning softly as he finally acquiesced to his lascivious thoughts, "Finally..." whispered the boy-wizard. ... aw, crap, that wasn't what I thought was in my clipboard. >_>

[azurelunatic]

*dies*