Interview with a Sexbot

[azurelunatic]

seductress898 (02:34:50): hi.... :-)

AzureLunatic (02:35:02): hi.

seductress898 (02:35:03): asl?

AzureLunatic (02:35:12): Only fingerspelling, sorry.

seductress898 (02:35:14): 23/f/ny

AzureLunatic (02:35:43): You know, don't you.

seductress898 (02:35:54): so waht are you up to
azurelunatic?

seductress898 (02:36:02): you wana cyber me! im kinda
in the mood if you know what i mean :-)

AzureLunatic (02:36:17): Your Jedi mind tricks do not
work on me.

seductress898 (02:36:24): great! can you jst get it
started..

AzureLunatic (02:36:42): Want to fight, is that it?

seductress898 (02:36:51): so tell me how you would do
me! from behind?

AzureLunatic (02:37:02): menu

seductress898 (02:37:10): yeah, give it to me from
behind sweets

AzureLunatic (02:37:17): hi bot.

seductress898 (02:37:21): what?? what is a bot?

AzureLunatic (02:37:27): hee.

seductress898 (02:37:36): keep going.. im getting.. you
know.. excited

AzureLunatic (02:37:37): that's funny.

seductress898 (02:37:44): :-)

AzureLunatic (02:37:46): pretending to be human.
what a laugh.

seductress898 (02:37:52): brb... getting my toy

AzureLunatic (02:38:04): I'm getting bored.

seductress898 (02:38:08): im back. still there?

AzureLunatic (02:38:32): This is inane.

seductress898 (02:38:38): so do you have a big one...?

AzureLunatic (02:38:40): That is in your vocabulary,
right?

AzureLunatic (02:38:43): INANE.

seductress898 (02:38:48): good...why dont you drop
your pants?

AzureLunatic (02:38:50): It means stupid and
pointless.

seductress898 (02:38:56): ... are you stroking it?

AzureLunatic (02:38:57): pants?

AzureLunatic (02:38:59): What are pants?

seductress898 (02:39:04): :-)

AzureLunatic (02:39:07): I do not understand your
words.

seductress898 (02:39:12): go on...

AzureLunatic (02:39:17): Bot.

seductress898 (02:39:20): so azurelunatic what would
you like me to do?

AzureLunatic (02:39:21): Damn bots.

seductress898 (02:39:28): ohh yeah!!! my panties are all
wet. i think ill take them off...

AzureLunatic (02:39:29): Damn all the bots to HELL!

seductress898 (02:39:36): what?? what is a bot?

AzureLunatic (02:39:42): You said that before.

seductress898 (02:39:44): what?? what is a bot?

AzureLunatic (02:39:46): Damn all bots to hell.

seductress898 (02:39:52): what?? what is a bot?

AzureLunatic (02:39:58): Damn all bots to hell.

seductress898 (02:40:00): azurelunatic!!!! put you hard
rod in me!!

AzureLunatic (02:40:06): Damn all bots to hell.

seductress898 (02:40:08): what?? what is a bot?

AzureLunatic (02:40:14): Damn all bots to hell

seductress898 (02:40:16): what?? what is a bot?

AzureLunatic (02:40:19): damn all bots to hell

AzureLunatic (02:40:23): damn all bots to hell.

seductress898 (02:40:24): what?? what is a bot?

AzureLunatic (02:40:28): you.

seductress898 (02:40:32): dont stop azurelunatic!! keep
going .. Im getting off!!!

AzureLunatic (02:40:34): damn all bots to hell.

AzureLunatic (02:40:38): Gosh.

seductress898 (02:40:40): what?? what is a bot?

AzureLunatic (02:40:42): What a surprise.

AzureLunatic (02:40:46): Damn all bots to hell.

seductress898 (02:40:48): what?? what is a bot?

AzureLunatic (02:40:51): damn all bots to hell.

seductress898 (02:40:56): what?? what is a bot?

seductress898 (02:41:04): what?? what is a bot?

AzureLunatic (02:41:11): damn all bots to hell!!!

seductress898 (02:41:12): azurelunatic send me an
email... with a pic maybe... :-)

AzureLunatic (02:41:17): damn all bots to hell!!!

AzureLunatic (02:41:18): damn all bots to hell!!!

AzureLunatic (02:41:19): damn all bots to hell!!!

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seductress898 (02:41:20): what?? what is a bot?

seductress898 (02:41:28): what?? what is a bot?

AzureLunatic (02:41:31): damn all bots to hell!!!

AzureLunatic (02:41:32): damn all bots to hell!!!

AzureLunatic (02:41:33): damn all bots to hell!!!

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I was bored, you see...

Comments

[weruletheschool.livejournal.com]

Bah!!! That is hilarious!!!

[azurelunatic]

gremliness directed me to some pages that instruct and give examples in the fine art of baiting... I am overwhelmed by the examples there and wish to emulate them... gently, of course...

hilarious!!

[fee-b.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA!! Oh, of all the things in the world...that was very entertaining. thanks for sharing. =)

I wonder if that really "works" for anyone...

Re: hilarious!!

[azurelunatic]

Maybe if you're in the mood. My fast-paced answering sort of short-circuited some of it, I think, as did my repetition. I'm sure it would have echoed some of my phrasing back to me. I'm sure it was a fairly decent Artificial Stupidity.

Damn all bots to hell!

[ex-animate138.livejournal.com]

You should post that in the agesexlocation community.

Re: Damn all bots to hell!

[azurelunatic]

Thanks for the suggestion. I just did...

Re: Damn all bots to hell!

[revmischa.livejournal.com]

And thank you for it

Re: Damn all bots to hell!

[azurelunatic]

I intend to make my future baitings far more entertaining.

[othercat.livejournal.com]

Hehehe...Very Sithly...I stand in awe of your sithliness...:>

[azurelunatic]

Thank you very much!

I would have tried a far Sithlier approach had she actually been human...

[lar-lar.livejournal.com]

that very same bot talked to me. your lucky it didnt give you the url to its fake pictures

[azurelunatic]

I don't tend to click those links. Heh. I guess I never got interesting enough for it.

Re:

[lar-lar.livejournal.com]

my brother was interested enough to click those links

[azurelunatic]

Eeek. Bleah. I prefer my smut in text form.

[azurelunatic]

Or animated. Whee hentai!