azurelunatic | Some #dreamwidth Channel Rules:

[this is silly]

Thou shalt not take Rah or Mark's name in vain.
Newcomers will be welcomed. Vigorously.
Don't use the hellbot as a kitchen timer. (Use the reminderbot in #dreamwidth-hell instead.)
Bit probably hates you, and will choose the worst option if you ask for a choice.
Sharing is caring, especially if it's a link that made you spray a drink on your screen or want to bleach your eyes or the earworm you just inflicted on someone else.
Any mention of "Skullbutt" must be followed by his title, "The Tormentor".
Don't overfeed the hellbot.
Only you can prevent Rah from having to do the code tour herself.
Mentioning what you're cooking will result in 5 demands for the recipe, 10 demands for teleportation, and possibly some dinner guests.
Mentioning what you're knitting will result in 5 demands for the pattern, 10 demands for pictures, and everyone whipping out their yarn stashes and comparing their size.
Gabe says hi. Also, he'd like you to know that Rah's not been feeding him.
rho is always in RWHell.
Bit always picks code. There's really no need to ask. (Unless you're Kat, in which case Bit picks anything but code.)
Regarding puns, the worse the better.
If someone is chopping up code-tentacles, there's probably going to be code-tentacle sushi.
Someone is always awake.
Yes, Mark probably could have said that out loud to Janine, but IRC is more convenient.
If MissKat and Azz keep yelling at each other like that, they may confuse the newbies.
It is always morning somewhere. It is always evening somewhere else. Suit yourself regarding timezones.
The Dread Pirate Rah-berts will kill you in the morning.
You just lost the game.