Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (
azurelunatic) wrote2010-04-15 01:24 am
Emergency fic drive for
denise
So
denise is laid up without being able to type for a bit.
Most cases of "Emergency X drive" where someone is variously illin' are the "need cash now" variety. In this case, that's not so -- she has decent health coverage. However, if I know her, she is most likely going stir-crazy, because work on Dreamwidth involves typing, her favored recreational activity of writing involves typing, her favored everyday social interaction mode (IRC/AIM) involves typing ... yeah, all sorts of not good. (Yes, there are ways to set up voice control of the computer, and some of them are very good, and none of them would be a good idea. The hand thing is, with the favor of all fortunate gods, temporary, and yes, she knows about the options and someone being Helpfully Informative about them would be the opposite of helpful so don't.)
She has, conveniently, already pre-listed her fic kinks.
I'm figuring that recommendations for non-interactive entertainment (such as fic that you or others have already written) are probably in demand too, but fic written just for someone is a very special and sweet kind of awesome. Bake you cookies and write you porn, and all that.
Most cases of "Emergency X drive" where someone is variously illin' are the "need cash now" variety. In this case, that's not so -- she has decent health coverage. However, if I know her, she is most likely going stir-crazy, because work on Dreamwidth involves typing, her favored recreational activity of writing involves typing, her favored everyday social interaction mode (IRC/AIM) involves typing ... yeah, all sorts of not good. (Yes, there are ways to set up voice control of the computer, and some of them are very good, and none of them would be a good idea. The hand thing is, with the favor of all fortunate gods, temporary, and yes, she knows about the options and someone being Helpfully Informative about them would be the opposite of helpful so don't.)
She has, conveniently, already pre-listed her fic kinks.
I'm figuring that recommendations for non-interactive entertainment (such as fic that you or others have already written) are probably in demand too, but fic written just for someone is a very special and sweet kind of awesome. Bake you cookies and write you porn, and all that.

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Though she could probably name off a few more fandoms that she's happy to read from, heh. :D
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However, I suspect she'd delighted to have things written specially for her, whether she's familiar with the fandom or not.
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I forgot to link this here yesterday.
Fandom: Marvel Comics (616)
Pairing: Matt Murdock(Daredevil)/Danny Rand (Iron Fist)
Rating: Mature
The teensy bits of Iron Fist and Daredevil continuity needed to fill in the back story.
And there is this bit of slastacular canon:
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a ficlet, brand new and written for this purpose, but linked to my larger series Is This Your Card?. Features Spencer Reid and Austin, the bartender from "52 Pickup".
Meditations, Criminal Minds, Garcia/Prentiss, NC-17 for ladyporns
"I don't know, I'm just... stressed," Prentiss sighs, tugging her knees up to her chest on Garcia's sofa. "There's just so much stuff going on, and I can't get out of my head." She waves her arm in spirals around her head until Garcia proclaims that she's getting dizzy and scoots onto the floor. Prentiss eyes her cautiously as she turns around, facing away, and flops onto her back.
"What you need," Garcia declares to the ceiling tiles. "Is plow."
"Plow??" Prentiss leans over, forearms on her knees, and stares at Garcia. "If you're suggesting I run out and find a man to..."
Garcia laughs, full throated. "No, sunshine, plow," she says again, and then suddenly Garcia is rolling backward, up onto her shoulders, and Prentiss sits back quickly to avoid being kicked in the face as a pair of green Chuck Taylors start arcing towards her. "Plow," Garcia mumbles, speaking obscured by the fact that her bosom is squashed against her chin, her front body crunched into an uncomfortable-looking shape, her feet touching the ground.
"Wow," Prentiss says, a little impressed. "I didn't know you were that flexible."
Garcia laughs and rolls back down onto her back, then tips her chin up so that she can look upside-down at Prentiss and grin. "Get your ass on the floor, sexy lady."
~*~
"You know," Prentiss admits as they lie side-by-side on their backs after twenty minutes of asanas, Garcia having changed into yoga pants and a tank top, Prentiss in her bra and underwear, "I do feel better."
"Told you. Also, you're not meditating."
Prentiss laughs. "How do you know? Maybe I'm verbally meditating."
"Verbally meditating my ass."
"You want me to verbally meditate on your ass?" Prentiss rolls onto her side, grinning.
"Well if that's where you want to go, I could recommend a few other body parts."
Prentiss considers. "You're just flirting, right? I mean, this is Penelope-flirting?"
Garcia rolls to face Prentiss and props up on her forearm. "Depends. What's Penelope-flirting?"
"You know, like you do with Morgan. Penelope flirting."
"Why Emily, I have no idea what you're talking about."
It's kind of a relief that Garcia is fucking with her. That sparkle in the eyes is quite reassuring, though it's weird to look at Garcia without her glasses. "Am I blurry?" she asks.
"Non sequitur."
"Well? Am I?"
Garcia awkwardly inches closer, kind of like a confused snake, arms first, then legs, then middle popping into place. She grins brightly, face near Prentiss's. "Not anymore."
Prentiss can't help but giggle. "That was the worst come-on in the history of come-ons."
"Oh no. Ohhhh no. I have seen worse, sister, let me tell you," Garcia groans.
Prentiss smiles. "All right, fine. I want to meditate on your body parts, Penelope."
Garcia grins. "Now that's what I'm talking about."
~*~
"Honey. Honey, that's not working," Garcia declares. Prentiss frowns and looks up.
"It's not?"
"Not really, no."
"Oh. Well shit."
Garcia laughs. "It's only a battle, hot lips, not the war."
"Hot lips? Did you just call me...?"
Garcia grins. "Observe carefully, please."
Prentiss harumphs quietly and then slides her gaze back down between Garcia's thighs, watching as Garcia slips her own fingers down over her pubic bone and against her clit. And, okay, that's kind of hot. That's kind of a lot of hot, actually, and now Garcia's making soft pleased sounds as she rubs herself, slow then fast, her rhythm falling a pattern of crests and dips that Prentiss can actually internalize as she stares. Up... and then down. Faster, slower. Okay, she can do that. Except actually, now Garcia's thighs are spreading a little more and the sounds are getting louder, and fuck if this isn't kind of gorgeous. Garcia's not a faker, which was initially unnerving. After all, there are few things worse than having someone give you one of the better orgasms you've had this year, after which you crawl on down to work your magic and... nothing. Silence. But now, Garcia's not silent, and Prentiss isn't going anywhere.
She watches, fascinated, as Garcia's skin gets darker, redder, the tissues swelling and her clit engorging between her fingers. Sure, Prentiss is a feminist, and she's read all the manuals and she knows about loving your body and lying on the bathmat with a makeup mirror held awkwardly between your legs. But this is far different, and she gets the feeling that she never quite understood her own anatomy until she laid down between Penelope Garcia's thighs and watched her get off. Eyes still locked on Garcia's fingers, on Garcia's pussy, Prentiss turns her head slightly and takes a nipping bite out of one fleshy inner thigh. Garcia gasps, quite loudly in fact, and Prentiss looks up, startled. Then she grins.
I made that sounds, she thinks. I made that sound. I, I, I. And it's more satisfying than any fake moan, any getting it right the first time, even, because that gasp feels hard-won, and she grins as she tries a harder bite. Prentiss loves a challenge.
~*~
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Re: Meditations, Criminal Minds, Garcia/Prentiss, NC-17 for ladyporns
(Also, you got yoga in the porn! \o/ )
Re: Meditations, Criminal Minds, Garcia/Prentiss, NC-17 for ladyporns