azurelunatic | 40 tweets for 2010-10-11

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 2358: @fairlight777 Starting with, you're married and he's straight.
Monday, 0009: @khasael GO TO BED! THE POWER OF (JACKHAMMER) JESUS COMPELS YOU! @loopylisa93 (don't google that)
Monday, 0011: @mathsie In case you wanted to know exactly what I meant by my reply to @khasael just now, http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html (blasphemous)
Monday, 0023: @fairlight777 Darling, if I tell Lisa not to Google something, that's usually sufficient warning for us all.
Monday, 0024: @anotherdream @_kamara BOOBIES!!!!!

Monday, 0038: @fairlight777 A fishie! http://twitter.com/azurelunatic/statuses/27012324777
Monday, 0047: Reflections on Outness | Sex In The Public Square http://sexinthepublicsquare.org/ElizabethsBlog/reflections-on-outness
Monday, 0131: Skin Horse: Character Bio: Gavotte (@xlerb) (why are we the ones with the fascination with bees?) http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/character.php?character_ID=2223
Monday, 0733: Sexy female Darth Vader and Chewbacca costumes. WHAT. http://huff.to/aTIAft
Monday, 0738: @mathsie :D
Monday, 0751: @kiyala THERE ARE THINGS THAT ARE NOT RIGHT, AND DARTH VADER DOES NOT GENDERSWAP HIMSELF.
Monday, 0752: @Yoda_Bot I've learned that a miniskirt is probably not such a good look for Vader.
Monday, 0755: @kirilith Padme/Anakin femslash? And no accidental pregnancy. I could get behind that.
Monday, 0800: Five Times Amal Nahurriyeh Was Glad to Be a Crippled Teenage Lesbian http://amalnahurriyeh.dreamwidth.org/10459.html
Monday, 0809: @kirilith And Padme would be all NOOO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAAAAND I WENT TO THE CLINIC WITH SOME OF YOUR HAAAAAIR
Monday, 0819: @kirilith Now about her mom... anything different there?
Monday, 0837: @kirilith That makes seeeeeense. omg. heeeeeeeeeee.
Monday, 0841: Light Drinking Said OK for Pregnant Women : Discovery News http://news.discovery.com/human/alcohol-drinking-pregnant-women.html
Monday, 0920: @phoenixdreaming If you're shoving a Bible up your ... business ... with chocolate for lube in your 2nd trimester, you have Problems.
Monday, 0921: @teshiron They still apply if one drinks like a fish.
Monday, 0922: Kitten Block may be of interest to @semanticist and others who avoid the Daily Fail. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/235801/
Monday, 0926: I’VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS, BUB: Shared by Azure Lunatic

@_kamara

I’VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS, BUB
That’s Bill K... http://verydemotivational.com/2010/10/08/demotivational-posters-ive-got-some-bad-news-bub/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+VeryDemotivational+%28Very+deMotivational%29
Monday, 0945: @maureenjohnson I have been out for many years! I have (virtual) flowers/champagne waiting outside! #NCOD
Monday, 0947: @maureenjohnson I can also be usefully HID BEHIND if the WIDE WORLD is SCARY after the CLOSET. #NCOD
Monday, 0956: @loopylisa93 I am an excellent size to be hid behind, and also I can be intimidating if angry. Dark alleys think twice when I walk down them
Monday, 1004: Resisting the urge to defriend anyone who's supported English-only bigotry in my sight.
Monday, 1032: @loopylisa93 The "this is the United States, speak English" one. REALITY IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN THOSE BIGOTS THINK IT IS.
Monday, 1034: @mathsie The "This is the US, you must speak English" one. Reality is a little more complicated.
Monday, 1038: @missmarymax Oh no, that's always rough. I hope they recover. :(
Monday, 1041: @loopylisa93 I've tried many times to pick up other languages, but I don't have the tenacity to keep studying, and am left with scraps.
Monday, 1042: @loopylisa93 Dad left me with the strongly held value that to be properly welcoming to immigrants, you should learn their language too.
Monday, 1043: @loopylisa93 Have a proper cultural exchange -- you teach them, they teach you. Meet somewhere middleish. Great new words, great food.
Monday, 1053: @isntit Google has them for my area.
Monday, 1100: @loopylisa93 I have a few words of German, Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, Russian, French, Spanish, Latin, Greek, Klingon.
Monday, 1100: @loopylisa93 Attempting to pick up a little Tagalog too.
Monday, 1111: @loopylisa93 Good ol' Shawn taught me how to say "Look at the woman-fruits on that one" in Klingon. Very useful phrase.
Monday, 1227: Living in the flight path for Fairbanks International Airport so long has mostly accustomed me to loud airplanes flying overhead.
Monday, 1229: @isntit Sounds like some of the sales fuckheads I used to work with.
Monday, 2045: RT @grantimahara: Your IP address or mine? #geekpickuplines
Monday, 2319: @kiyala *snerk* *caffeinates*

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