azurelunatic | 41 tweets for 2010-11-2

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0729: Tampon stun gun protection. http://inventorspot.com/security_system (via Trixie)
Monday, 0807: @teshiron If you're thinking pink plastic applicators that shoot darts embedded in white cotton, you're very right.
Monday, 0819: @teshiron They're not meant to be inserted. Which could be a problem in a dark bathroom.
Monday, 0820: @teshiron Ah, sort of like those anti-rape spiked internal devices.
Monday, 0824: Forwarded "A Book of Zombie Love Songs" to the best friend, for he might be entertained. http://www.powells.com/biblio?isbn=9780062011824

Monday, 0911: Remembering my first Day of Silence: my first social justice action, and my (then) best friend bullied me for it.
Monday, 1352: Apparently I woke up with "Bulletproof" in my head.
Monday, 1355: @cleolinda That's so classy it needs a hashtag. #classy
Monday, 1357: @malerin I would think that hot chocolate would be way better with peppermint schnapps.
Monday, 1358: @loopylisa93 @khasael @mathsie @ifonlyella It's cozy in the cupboard. I have wifi in here.
Monday, 1400: Hee. The chatfish are using me as a threat to get other chatfish to take proper care of themselves. #fishmum #likeamotherfuckingadult
Monday, 1403: Oh paaaaaypal. heeeee. http://techcrunch.com/2010/10/26/wepay-ice-paypal/
Monday, 1408: @jenphalian Are you allowed to levy a boneheadedness surcharge?
Monday, 1430: an illustration of how discussions about sexism tend to go (beware the comments) http://www.gabbysplayhouse.com/?p=1444
Monday, 1449: @sushimustwrite Mine is about to. Right now they're all sort of draped around the living room not talking, but Mary </3 Connie.
Monday, 1449: @sushimustwrite Mary does not like the way that Connie handled the zombie apocalypse, and is not afraid of telling her so.
Monday, 1552: @oakandsage It's personal with me and PayPal. DW and all.
Monday, 1618: @oakandsage !!!
Monday, 1619: So the netbook's wireless works at home. It may have just been a figment of the funky wireless at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.
Monday, 1633: So there was this joke that Dad always used to tell at Thanksgiving, about a minister who was very concerned about being Biblically correct.
Monday, 1634: Among other things, he rode around on an ass, and would get annoyed when people called it a donkey, because it was 'ass' in his translation.
Monday, 1634: Eventually, the beast dies, and the fellow decides the only decent thing to do is to dig it a grave.
Monday, 1635: One of his parishioners comes along, and she asks what he's doing.
Monday, 1635: "Ma'am," he says, "I'm digging ... a donkey-hole."
Monday, 1636: RT @catvalente: Also I think they just need to give up and make a movie called Milla Jovovich Wakes Up Naked and Confused.
Monday, 1718: @jenphalian NOT I.
Monday, 1803: The Office of Letters and Light: The Database Whisperer - lettersandlight: http://tumblr.com/xjvo3yt0o
Monday, 1820: @Scatterbeams I have two sentences and everything! *not focused*
Monday, 1845: RT @Emergency_In_SF: LARGE CROWD: certainly NOT emergency. But be advised estimated 10k people wearing orange in Civic Center apparently ...
Monday, 1854: For whatever reason, I'm reading up on newsgroups, because APPARENTLY THAT IS THE BEST TECHNOLOGY for this organization. #NaNoWriMo
Monday, 1856: DEAR GOD MIKE, YOU DO NOT GET TO HAVE HOLY WARS OVER NEWSREADERS **IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HEAD**. #NaNoWriMo #damncharacters
Monday, 1857: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Usenet_newsreaders
Monday, 1955: @nudaydreamer A gerrymanderer?
Monday, 2005: #NaNoWriMo.org's falling down, falling down, falling down! NaNoWriMo's falling down, those poor servers.
Monday, 2025: RT @sushimustwrite: @azurelunatic Dan will build them up again, up again, up again! Dan will build them up again, that poor sandwich. #n ...
Monday, 2057: Yay, now I'm in the Facebook Privacy Policy. We were right: it is 13 years old. So Star can be 13. #NaNoWriMo http://on.fb.me/a9kSkd
Monday, 2101: @NyssaM "What are you trying to do here?" #NaNoWriMo
Monday, 2109: @NaNoWordSprints Water out of a water bottle. Also pecan pie, out of the pan. But that's less drinking than eating.
Monday, 2125: dot dot dot. http://foursquare.com/venue/11946298
Monday, 2133: @NaNoWordSprints Tea with plenty of honey and a shot of vodka?
Monday, 2140: @Durandal15873 The Giants won the World Series. There is celebratory rioting.