azurelunatic | 33 tweets for 2011-1-11

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0206: Thanking my lucky stars that I have kind friends who read the same things I do, to warn me. PAGING DOCTOR HETERONORMATIVE.
Tuesday, 0209: @arkeiryn Oh, I hate it when that happens. It always feels so unsafe, regardless of how well the electricity is kept away from the water.
Tuesday, 0211: @shirozora OMG I KNOWWWW
Tuesday, 0305: @grantimahara Sleep in your clothes and prepare to be very rumpled, brain-dead, and pass out on the plane?
Tuesday, 0504: @laliandra ... ... ... *facepalm* *headdesk*

Tuesday, 0508: Thinking good thoughts for my friends in Queensland, and the friends and family of others.
Tuesday, 0546: Totally exhausted, but my brain just went to a very floatily happy place. Yay!
Tuesday, 1238: Dreamed about doing the holiday rounds of friends, running into an ex, and having bizarre/hilarious not-sexytiems naked fun.
Tuesday, 1239: In the dream, my leg had a bad (ugly but painless) bruise, and this made him want to impersonate a goose with his hand.
Tuesday, 1241: He was also "motorboat"ing the lines of my body. We were being hilarious until his mom walked in. Then we had to explain.
Tuesday, 1253: RT @Yendi: So wait. Of the two high-profile sheriffs in AZ, Dupnik's the one people are griping about? That thug Arpaio is the one that ...
Tuesday, 1254: @Yendi Ditto. I used to live in Phoenix, and "Sheriff Joe" is in my opinion a loose cannon.
Tuesday, 1256: @MythBusters Looks like Tory just said something hilarious, Grant's still laughing at it, and Kari is trying to ignore them both. ;)
Tuesday, 1302: RT @lbitw1: "Twitter beta-tested a spine. " http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/01/twitter/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Index+3+%28Top+Stories+2%29%29 #fb
Tuesday, 1304: @cryandkiss For a brief surreal moment I read that list entirely wrong: not as "he has these attributes:" but "his bottom has these...:"
Tuesday, 1304: RT @redheadedgirl: RT @jimmilles: RT @BorowitzReport: I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bulle ...
Tuesday, 1306: @grantimahara So it's 1pm. Still feeling ok there, rock star? :-P
Tuesday, 1315: "This is rape culture at work. This is why we object to events you consider harmless, like women being..." http://tumblr.com/xjv18oo6sf
Tuesday, 1316: @druidsfire In California, if your wipers are on, your headlights had damn well better be too. Thus sayeth the California Highway Patrol etc
Tuesday, 1317: RT @irkdesu: RT @notch: I just want to repeat this lesson: Never give booleans negative names. "!notDeadYet" is confusing.
Tuesday, 1319: @irkdesu To me it reads more like a bang path than a negation. Though I use both, there's a friend nicknamed !peas (idonotlikepeas).
Tuesday, 1330: @xlerb Alas for waking up too soon, and yeah, that's a bit "what".
Tuesday, 1334: *rereads words I wrote not that long ago* Apparently I even *dream* in fisting metaphors.
Tuesday, 1443: RT @cleolinda: RT @cnnbrk: #Arizona lawmakers pass bill to make it illegal to protest near a funeral http://on.cnn.com/fG0Z6z
Tuesday, 1445: @ursamajor @coffeechica Train yourself into looking at your situation that way every time you feel bad? Repetition helps.
Tuesday, 1642: Oh look, here's an article about someone whose ethics are worse than the Westboro Baptists. http://aol.it/hnsLfS
Tuesday, 1656: @nudaydreamer Depends on the fruit? I always make very fruity sangria where I intend people to do so.
Tuesday, 1758: RT @BretEastonEllis: Just read somewhere that the massive bird deaths all over the world were caused by angry pigs.
Tuesday, 1804: Decided to deal with an impending bad hair day the '90s way: with impractical amounts of mousse. http://dailybooth.com/u/796dv
Tuesday, 1958: I want a wiki for your dreams #misheardlyrics
Tuesday, 2342: RT @stopbeingfamous: Remember Elizabeth Smart? Well, #PhyliciaBarnes has been missing 2 weeks no media attention. Here is why http://tin ...
Tuesday, 2344: @lindensphinx OH IT WAS YOU WHO SAID THAT IT HAS BEEN IN MY BRAIN ALL WEEK AND I'VE BEEN LAUGHING #CRAPTRIBUTES
Tuesday, 2353: @hypatiadotca http://tweetstats.com/ does averages, not specific days.

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