azurelunatic | 53 tweets for 2011-2-7

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 2357: whee monday morning comes so soon!
Monday, 0021: Things I cannot do anymore: stay up past midnight debating people on the internet. On a work night.
Monday, 0031: Rumors that $WORKPLACE has replaced me with a robot are untrue. P.S. Send batteries.
Monday, 0042: @cryandkiss is your cocks(?) down with Mack Ferty? Again?
Monday, 0814: 12:45 sleep time. Slept in until 7:50. Should not be a zombie. Am. *cries*

Monday, 0822: GoDaddy's Superbowl commercial makes me uncomfortable because it embodies "you said yes earlier so I ignore you saying no now". #rapeculture
Monday, 0825: Feeling more human, yay caffeine. Still spent 20 minutes as a zombie in the bathroom. Oops.
Monday, 0829: @jai_dit Heh.
Monday, 1104: Oh god sweet sweet caffeine.
Monday, 1128: @seananmcguire Ow. I suppose there are advantages to a windowless cube.
Monday, 1129: @rynia Ooo!
Monday, 1218: @LiveJournal Ability to focus on command. Or maybe fix my sleep schedule.
Monday, 1226: I love Pink Floyd. http://twitpic.com/3xhvyd
Monday, 1259: @LikeaLiar Not if done very tactfully?
Monday, 1451: Yay good call. ♥ our customers.
Monday, 1821: @mrsgneissgirl *prods*
Monday, 1827: Catch me if I fa--aaaaaaalllllll *oof* #REMFallsDownTheStairs
Monday, 1832: RT @grantimahara: He who controls the Spice controls the universe. #fromset #Mythbusters http://twitpic.com/3xk5w4
Monday, 1835: RT @whaleintheocean: scientists be trackin me and shit
Monday, 1841: That looks really hard to do accidentally. (@T_Baggins)http://yfrog.com/h4shghoj
Monday, 1844: @laliandra @PigRescuer @ifonlyella *sends the lot of you to the earwormhole* http://www.dreamwidth.org/update.bml?usejournal=earwormhole
Monday, 1847: @amalnahurriyeh Convenience store?
Monday, 1930: Photo: :D :D :D fakeharrypotterconvos: http://tumblr.com/xjv1gidun2
Monday, 2013: I am now unable to think of Steely Dan's "Do It Again" without thinking of SG1, O'Neill, and jdn.
Monday, 2015: @mishacollins Who's having problems with their polypodes?
Monday, 2017: Pie doesn't have tentacles, but cupcakes do. http://www.etsy.com/listing/61287471/cupcaketapus
Monday, 2018: HEAVENS ABOVE, SEX WITHOUT LOVE
Monday, 2024: @nadyne Woohoo!
Monday, 2056: My brain has just uttered the baffling statement: "The dragon does not sleep. He *waits*." Three fandoms collide in my head.
Monday, 2057: @nadyne Alas! :(
Monday, 2102: @kitchenmage Ooooooooo. Interesting! I like it when my dreams contain entire fantasy novels/etc.
Monday, 2102: @jumpup_high Nope. This is the result of Harry Potter vs. John M. Ford vs. Chuck Norris.
Monday, 2108: @jumpup_high Yes. :D
Monday, 2109: @kitchenmage That's starting to sound less like fantasy, more like magic.
Monday, 2112: As I step forward deliberatelyeeeeee iiiiiiaaaaaaaa THUPPATHUPPATHUPPAKLONK #REMFallsDownTheStairs
Monday, 2118: WHANG-CLANG-THPTHPTHPTHPTTHPTHTP-BONK. I demand a rematch! #REMFallsDownTheStairs
Monday, 2123: THE SHADOW SQUAD:

THE SHADOW SQUAD
is unhappy with you…
Submitted by: JaJGamesPicture by: Unknown

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Monday, 2212: @xlerb *dives for YouTube*
Monday, 2221: I think the responsibility I feel to my characters to not do needlessly mean things to them is that when I do them, they must be *true*.
Monday, 2225: The power lines have floaters so the airplanes don't get SMASHPTINGPTANGPTONGPTUNGBOOSH #REMFallsDownTheStairs
Monday, 2227: @LordsOfAcidBand Accidental fisting.
Monday, 2313: @nadyne Oh dear. I see what they meant, but oh dear.
Monday, 2315: @shirozora Sounds like Kirk to me!
Monday, 2318: It is rare that I get a character who does not already have a rich arc already attached. I cannot just jerk them around.
Monday, 2323: @T_Baggins I knew someone a bit similar in high school. Surprised he made it past 18. Microwaved a phone once.
Monday, 2324: RT @jumpup_high: My (cocks)? is down. No, it's up! No, it's down again. Up! Down. #fuckingcox
Monday, 2325: @shirozora I am still alive.
Monday, 2330: @shirozora I listened to that song appx 2 days straight once. Though my old roommate beat me with an Eminem song for nearly a week.
Monday, 2333: @shirozora so ~3 days later my bf shows & asks if rm has heard "lose yourself", she might like it. I am literally rotflol for 5 minutes.
Monday, 2335: @shirozora bf thinks I have lost it. Rm comes in all wtf. When I can breathe I ask him to repeat. "I just asked if you'd heard lose yourself
Monday, 2338: @shirozora Now the rm and I are both ROTFLOL and bf is double++ confused. Takes ~10 minutes to get coherent enough to explain.
Monday, 2340: @shirozora and when I say ROTFLOL we are on the floor laughing like crazy, we are incapable of sitting up.
Monday, 2345: @shirozora It was hilarious. We would stop to breathe, our eyes would meet, someone would repeat his question, and hilarity ensued. Again.

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