azurelunatic | 38 tweets for 2011-2-14

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0020: @laliandra ALAS A CORNUCOPIA OF LUBE. *sets that very slippery cornucopia away from the #fishpile so as not to cause accidents*
Monday, 0022: ALAS, A CORNUCOPIA OF LUBE
Monday, 0030: @shirozora Take a splinter fandom from HP, add demons and crack. Take away the HP.
Monday, 0032: @oakandsage @shirozora There is a #fishpile. Nothing makes sense to me right now.
Monday, 0036: Ok, I am horizontal. Time to put away my electronic devices for zzztime.

Monday, 0037: Still a bit weirded that the ex-lover & his bits showed in naptime dream.
Monday, 0037: Ok, a lot weirded.
Monday, 0517: @irkdesu Heeeeeeee!
Monday, 0523: @laliandra MANY USEFUL THINGS #acornucopiaoflube
Monday, 0754: @laliandra @arkeiryn And I was innocently reading my tweetstream and SUDDENLY QUOTE, and then my brain TOSSES IN LUBE. What could I do?
Monday, 0816: Happy Emperor Norton's Birthday! <3 <3 <3
Monday, 0818: Oh dear. My first reaction to an image of someone's necromancer commanding skeletons to kneel before him shouldn't be "Oh, that's ADORABLE!"
Monday, 0818: (I'm so smitten with this guy. Send pleh.)
Monday, 1014: Thursday is having an interesting day at work.
Monday, 1209: @arkeiryn @likealiar @ifonlyella Oh yay! A CORNUCOPIA OF LUBE.
Monday, 1505: PLEH PLEH PLEH D: SPREADSHEETS OF WOE
Monday, 1521: A good sense of humor is very helpful. Perspective restored. Did not take up smoking.
Monday, 1618: @khasael It is a phone thing! Sometimes they are weird. I have another friend with similar woes.
Monday, 1816: Why yes, I am wearing color today. The necklace is the same one I wore for my 2008 Queen Amidala... http://dailybooth.com/u/7vtwx
Monday, 1834: @FakeAPStylebook http://twitpic.com/3zskgr - :D attn @xlerb: "#Bee Mine"
Monday, 1836: RT @loopylisa93: ....what. When did the #fishpile become a #lubeslipandslidefishpile?

I LEAVE YOU GUYS ALONE FOR FIVE GORRAM MINUTES.....
Monday, 1837: @loopylisa93 I PUT THE #CORNUCOPIAOFLUBE WELL AWAY FROM THE #FISHPILE. NOT MY FAULT SOMEONE ELSE BROUGHT IT IN.
Monday, 1924: On phone with friend. Talking about the Atlas Shrugged movie. Needed: John Galt Power Bottom fic. Now. #rule34
Monday, 1933: "My X-Box is now oiled and shirtless." - @norabombay, on the Eagle X-Box theme
Monday, 1953: RT @jai_dit: @azurelunatic Who is John Galt's top? (Hank Rearden, Francisco D'Anconia, Ragnar Danneskjöld? Oh god this would turn into a ...
Monday, 1958: @amalnahurriyeh Intriguing!
Monday, 2002: These people have no place in any civilized society. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/14/shawna-forde-convicted_n_823206.html
Monday, 2028: @tiferet93 There is going to be a movie. Nora and I were gossiping.
Monday, 2040: RT @xlerb: ..."hashtab"? Really? That's not even a well-formed drug, let alone a twitter thing. Argh fingers.
Monday, 2147: @whump I had to go ask Friend Google to identify the song, because of the guitar.
Monday, 2151: @rickybuchanan It is long and tedious in places, and she sort of hits you over the head with her prose and her points.
Monday, 2151: @rickybuchanan Watch Dreamwidth developers at work if you want a beautiful thing that has pride in work well done.
Monday, 2152: @rickybuchanan I think Atlas Shrugged may be too much of a screaming dystopia for your reading tastes, what I know of them.
Monday, 2239: Learn From WoahNapalm’s Fail:
You know that New Skin stuff? Don't try to make it dry faster. It is REALLY... http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2011/02/07/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-woahnapalms-fail/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+lfmf+%28Learn+From+My+Fail%29
Monday, 2239: A Slippery Slope:

It’s all downhill from here…
Submitted by: KENSEI

http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/02/07/funny-facebook-fails-a-slippery-slope/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Failbooking+%28FailBooking%29
Monday, 2246: Growing Up:
From Dawn: Texting one of my friends about an ex-bf who can’t accept it’s over and leave me alone. http://damnyouautocorrect.com/5270/growing-up/
Monday, 2246: Intellectual Discussion Fail:
-submitted by Zachary http://damnyouautocorrect.com/5276/intellectual-discussion-fail/
Monday, 2353: Having listened to "White Reflection" a few times in a row, bed. <3

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