azurelunatic | 42 tweets for 2011-3-1

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0846: @seananmcguire If you had a bunch of sawed-off Barbie legs, you could mount them to make a Barbie shoe rack.
Tuesday, 0847: Embarrassing and painful moment last night: spilling hot hot instant soup all over myself.
Tuesday, 0848: Woke up to find that yes, it in fact had blistered. Go team 2nd degree burn on the boob. :( It's not big enough to be dangerous. Bandaged.
Tuesday, 0858: @donttrythis I agree. Eminently clear.
Tuesday, 0900: RT @dianafox: Happy book release day to @seananmcguire and @elizabethloupas! Win a copy of LATE ECLIPSES or ROSEMARY AND RUE here: http: ...

Tuesday, 0906: RT @maniacyak: @semanticist When you have eliminated the tag-soup, whatever remains, no matter how mangled, must be the content.
Tuesday, 0907: @seananmcguire CHEESE! AND! CAKE!!
Tuesday, 0917: @clarissaprofit Ahahahahaahheeeeeeeeee cc: @fairlight777 @demonicerrantry
Tuesday, 0926: RT @mamajoan: Supreme Court rules that corporations have no right of personal privacy. Can I get a "well, duh"? http://wapo.st/gTIXhO
Tuesday, 0928: @rubrchick Oh dear.
Tuesday, 1027: RT @oohlah: A union guy, tea bagger, & CEO are @ table w/ 12 cookies. The CEO takes 11 & tells tea bagger: That union guy wants a part o ...
Tuesday, 1031: Slideshows are an obnoxious way to get more fucking ad impressions. DNW.
Tuesday, 1032: https://news.change.org/stories/to-block-a-gay-straight-alliance-texas-high-school-shuts-down-all-extracurricular-clubs Jerks.
Tuesday, 1049: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/01/dan-sinker-to-meet-rahm-e_n_829601.html
Tuesday, 1359: Photo: keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus: http://tumblr.com/xjv1ncc4y8
Tuesday, 1434: This isn't color-corrected: the top is virulently magenta. http://dailybooth.com/u/85y96
Tuesday, 1457: @loopylisa93 Yes, it is. (photo of 2nd degree burn) http://twitpic.com/45589w
Tuesday, 1508: @maureenjohnson :) @hollyblack As long as you put the sugar in the hot liquid before cooling it, I'm all good. #partofthesolution
Tuesday, 1509: @loopylisa93 It is mostly stopped hurting. The blisters are cushioning the poor damaged nerves. I am grateful.
Tuesday, 1512: Wikileaks is controversial and useful. Julian Assange is a raving, homophobic, antisemitic tool who stands accused of rape. Got it? Got it.
Tuesday, 1513: http://gawker.com/#!5773533/julian-assange-my-enemies-are-all-jews-and-sissies
Tuesday, 1520: @xlerb All of some crowd of reporters are too girly for him. They failed his masculinity test.
Tuesday, 1521: Julian Assange/Charlie Sheen. I ship it. #mean
Tuesday, 1523: (If that Gawker link isn't working for you, try http://gaw.kr/hZfQKg & temp-allowing scripts.)
Tuesday, 1523: @semanticist Ugh.
Tuesday, 1526: @isabeautiful Aww, kitty! :D :D :D
Tuesday, 1536: The stupid stairs between me and the office usually get my heels. I hate those stupid stairs, else I might use them more often.
Tuesday, 1551: Migod, one tweet out of the guy and I look for the spam-button, because it looks like a spammer tweet. #charliesheen
Tuesday, 1557: @nadyne In case of a network driver failure so spectacular that you have to cart the new one in by sneakernet?
Tuesday, 1558: @nadyne (I played driver-shuffle-by-floppy in 2007, because that was all I had that the ancient machine would recognize.)
Tuesday, 1619: Woo time for errands!
Tuesday, 1702: Borderlands ho! This will be interesting given I feel my lungs are about 75% capacity.
Tuesday, 1711: Wonder what the delay btwn Glen Park & 24th Mission on #sfbart just now was.
Tuesday, 1831: RT @hipsterIE6: I would tell you how to delete my temporary files, but they're in some folder you've probably never heard of.
Tuesday, 1846: Hitting! Hitting! Hitting! #lateeclipses #tobydaye #hitting #fuckingraysel Whee!
Tuesday, 1850: Am drinking a mocha at @borderlands_sf cafe, cheering on Toby. YOU GO GIRL!
Tuesday, 1854: I'm probably going to be chattering nonstop spoilers, so I'll be on @squeemachine #tobydaye
Tuesday, 1956: RT @squeemachine: I'm on Team Rose Goblin. #lateeclipses
Tuesday, 2006: Bbl low battery
Tuesday, 2256: Yay I have more dressings and tape. Having a burn on your tit suuuucks.
Tuesday, 2315: RT @marnanel: http://www.uter.us/ - yeah, can't argue with that
Tuesday, 2342: Via @amberfoxfire: The Disco Ballad of Sweeney Todd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvKbNSOVJO8 (I don't have to say it's gory, right?)

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