Converting the clueless, one by one

[azurelunatic]

Had some Mormon missionaries stop by, two young women who looked like the sun was just beating them all to hell. Invited them in. They offered me Jesus; I offered them popsicles. They accepted the popsicles; I explained that I was Wiccan.

They asked me a few questions about Wicca; they've run into a few Wiccans before; I explained politely. They wanted to know was I interested in learning more? No, not really. They thanked me for the popsicles; I thanked them for stopping by. They left.

Comments

[melcocha.livejournal.com]

Aw! Popsicles! That's so sweet. I usually offer them hummer and enjoy that split second where they wonder if (and hope that) I'm serious.

[azurelunatic]

Duuuuuude! Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That's soooo cute and cool! Where'd you get that?

[ex-miss-anth484.livejournal.com]

Fudgicles? FUDGICLES?

[azurelunatic]

Nope, your fairly standard artificially flavoured plastic tube with sugar water stick-in-the-freezer items. Nephew likes 'em, they're cheap, you can buy 'em in bulk, and they're cold.