azurelunatic | 58 tweets for 2011-4-17

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0029: Figured out Connie's sister's message. Dad is inbound on the grounds that Connie has been brainwashed.
Sunday, 0031: Brainwashed by satanist lesbians and living in a crack den, no less. (Roommates *are* lesbians.)
Sunday, 0038: Connie's family is amazing. #amwriting Not the good kind of amazing.
Sunday, 0044: ...it's not her dad. It is her ex. Her sister assumed. It was "him", no name. Oh lol. #amwriting
Sunday, 0046: @rynia Action. Cars. What's not to like?

Sunday, 0455: Brain has started to merge "Iko Iko" and "Say Hey (I Love You)". Might not even be bad if it happened.
Sunday, 0459: @arkeiryn <3 <3 <3 <3
Sunday, 0500: @arkeiryn She's happier and thinking more clearly than she's ever been! Her mother is ... not in touch with reality. Dangerously.
Sunday, 0501: RT @hataroni: "You spin me right round, like a record, baby..." "What's a record?" "It's like a CD. Only it spins slower. And it's less ...
Sunday, 0501: RT @decontextual: "No! Elmo is not a saint." "Neither am I, but that doesn't mean people haven't called me Saint Nick before."
Sunday, 0501: @llbbooks HAUNK. http://horizonchaser.livejournal.com/
Sunday, 0508: RT @addyboo: I've sneezed more this weekend than in my entire life! On the plus side: Managed to yell PIKA before one of them. #mylifei ...
Sunday, 0510: @Scatterbeams My fish are sometimes weird and often AWESOME.
Sunday, 0515: Dinner at @Chilis tonight. Almost all OK except for the GARLIC BREAD on my #celiac friend's plate. Woops. The do-over arrived quickly though
Sunday, 0634: "Schadenfreudian Slip" http://spellfecker.livejournal.com/188252.html
Sunday, 0703: Mike overheard all the plotting & got possessive. He resents her ex with good reason. #amwriting
Sunday, 0704: Mike is forever claiming the spot in line behind Connie to rough up anyone who hassles her. #amwriting
Sunday, 0707: Mike wants to believe in magical healing cock & hands. Very focused. It's adorable.
Sunday, 0709: Todo: ask that question about latex gloves. :D
Sunday, 1135: Stupid body. Stupid cramps. Stupid uterus. Stupid digestive system. Hooray space-age menstrual products!
Sunday, 1139: @idonotlikepeas Oh no! Any data loss? :(
Sunday, 1143: @CaptianRobert Oh, do have fun! @cassieclare and @hollyblack are awesome.
Sunday, 1154: With the hand taboo in @hollyblack's Curse Workers series, I do wonder about fisting & related accidents.
Sunday, 1155: What if you are with someone and your glove breaks? That could be bad. Very risky.
Sunday, 1156: (This is also something that perhaps it takes being me to wonder about. Though Mike helped.)
Sunday, 1158: (Mike gets chattier the more I lay out plot. I love him. Though I do not expect anyone else to.)
Sunday, 1639: @amy_m_young :D
Sunday, 1647: I wonder if Ariane Emory is somewhere on the bipolar-variety spectrum. #Cyteen
Sunday, 1649: @cassieclare @cindypon I found myself with All New Characters for the second book of a trilogy 'cause the 1st pair were on their honeymoon.
Sunday, 1652: @cassieclare @cindypon They told me that they were too busy having sex, someone else could deal with the zombies.
Sunday, 1653: RT @jenphalian: Toasty bagel, crispy yum! Melty mutter, tasty yum! #singtoyourfood #itwilltastebetter
Sunday, 1654: @semanticist They all belong to Google right now.
Sunday, 1657: @sarahreesbrenna She sounds like my kind of girl.
Sunday, 1702: @loopylisa93 http://xkcd.com/214/
Sunday, 1705: RT @SimonNRicketts: How close to a train track can you set up a fruit and veg market, do you think? Wrong. Closer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_BN7gm4SLA&feature=player_embedded#at=10 ...
Sunday, 1716: @ksmithington http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayuooyWPEUc (video is a lot blinky, not suitable for migraines)
Sunday, 1811: @tiferet93 Oh, excellent.
Sunday, 1815: Oh how adorable! http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljirjpD7aE1qzb8r6o1_500.jpg (Anatomically NSFW cupcakes, via @tajasel)
Sunday, 1847: "commodorified | Entries tagged with cooking for people who don't" http://ur1.ca/3vqkv #recipes
Sunday, 1853: http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2011/04/schneiers_law.html
Sunday, 1901: RT @paulandstorm: [P] HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR HODOR! #Hodor
Sunday, 1901: Mozilla Bug 649408 Support Native HTML5: https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=649408 (via pauamma)
Sunday, 2130: RT @wyntarvox: This is probably the best Internet site ever. http://me.lt/7n7Ke (Caveat: this might be the most sarcastic Tweet ever.)
Sunday, 2131: (I've seen it before, and it ... just keeps improving)
Sunday, 2133: @shirozora Locate two trance songs that match the description. Mash together. Enjoy.
Sunday, 2138: Furthermore, brain: "my book club and your book club" have no need to be sitting by the fire, unless one is reading Fahrenheit 451. #ikoiko
Sunday, 2156: @jumpup_high @khasael "See that fan all dressed in green ... he's not a man he's a writing machine" #ikoiko
Sunday, 2202: Oh, Child. Wither Will I Goest Now That The Romance is Gone? http://beable.dreamwidth.org/635601.html
Sunday, 2218: I wonder how far we are from altered hair follicles that can grow blue hair that one can implant a la hair plugs. #vanity
Sunday, 2239: @seananmcguire I read it out loud very quietly, and was disappointed when the book did not suddenly turn into a Manual.
Sunday, 2240: @seananmcguire A decade or so later, I found myself going back to the book when confronted with some Weirdness, and thought "...hey wait."
Sunday, 2241: @amy_m_young Glad to have been of help. *hugs* #allsortsofcopingstrategies
Sunday, 2242: RT @seananmcguire: True fact: I cried the day I realized I was too old to be offered the Wizard's Oath. #5truefacts
Sunday, 2320: RT @ilauredhel: Why is #breastfeeding pixelated on Sims Medieval? http://lauredhel.dreamwidth.org/596907.html in other news, though, #homebirth is routine for ...
Sunday, 2346: @CaptianRobert @cassieclare If he had Magnus hair, I would expect more glitter.
Monday, 0034: Sent shopping feedback to @google: Apparently some dipstick may have decided that the "LeBra" brand of vehicle accessory was underwear.
Monday, 0039: RT @mathewi: OKCupid responds to moron -- RT @nealunger: Best dating website complaint letter EVER. http://www.ripoffreport.com/civil-rights-violators/okcupid/okcupid-violation-to-my-civil-745y7.htm
Monday, 0042: @jumpup_high Oh crap.

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