azurelunatic | 67 tweets for 2011-4-18

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0034: Sent shopping feedback to @google: Apparently some dipstick may have decided that the "LeBra" brand of vehicle accessory was underwear.
Monday, 0039: RT @mathewi: OKCupid responds to moron -- RT @nealunger: Best dating website complaint letter EVER. http://www.ripoffreport.com/civil-rights-violators/okcupid/okcupid-violation-to-my-civil-745y7.htm
Monday, 0042: @jumpup_high Oh crap.
Monday, 0221: @loopylisa93 :D
Monday, 0225: @jumpup_high Awesome. I'd lock down here too if you haven't already.

Monday, 0245: @humpuphigh What happens if they find stuff? :(
Monday, 0251: @belladelune Oh, for Pete's sake? :-P
Monday, 0252: @rickybuchanan Oh dear! Poor confused @Google! But as big as my boobs are, car accessories still won't help them. :-P
Monday, 0659: Thrill as @miragrant explains many, many things: http://www.toasted-cheese.com/ab/11-04.htm
Monday, 0719: "rahly_furverted: [Inception Crack Art] My Little Pony: Inception is Magic (G)" http://ur1.ca/3vup1
Monday, 0720: "aredblush: The Pony Apocalypse is here" http://ur1.ca/3vuph #inception #fanart
Monday, 0725: @suitporn EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Monday, 0726: "bookshop: HELLO IT IS TIME FOR A FLUFF TROPE FEST OF EPIC PROPORTIONS - Does a complete rainbow count as schmoopy?" h … http://ur1.ca/3vuqj
Monday, 0727: @maureenjohnson *hoists flag quickly, with much shouting* *prepares GLITTER CANNON*
Monday, 0728: RT @tweder: Tonight. All who are hungry, let them come and tweet.
Monday, 0746: @suitporn @aredblush AMAZINGLY LOVELY!!!
Monday, 0749: Bee farmer protests over islands (2006) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4964512.stm #bees
Monday, 0844: @katelinnea Hooray!
Monday, 0846: @NathanFillion Unless they're Hiro Protagonist, in which case they get a pass. Do not fuck with the Deliverator.
Monday, 0847: RT @EleriTMLH: Year long teen parent program: 13 days left to raise another $5900 http://www.indiegogo.com/Growing-Women
Monday, 0851: @katelinnea MYTHBUSTERS!
Monday, 0853: RT @seananmcguire: A vote for Toby is a vote for sunshine and kittens and the zombie apocalypse. FYI. http://www.bscreview.com/2011/04/5th-annual-book-tournament-finals-an-artificial-night-vs-the-strange-affair-of-spring-heeled-jack/
Monday, 0856: @teshiron Nyan Cat is now a part of my life thanks to the Great and Terrible @maureenjohnson.
Monday, 0858: (The good news is, the kid is alive.) Bullies Hang Boy in Bathroom Stall http://www.bet.com/news/national/2011/04/01/bullies-hang-boy-in-bathroom-stall.html
Monday, 0901: The Sad, Beautiful Fact That We're All Going To Miss Almost Everything http://n.pr/hED6i2
Monday, 0939: RT @Nomme1: From a blog comment, "There are two groups of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information."
Monday, 0942: @katelinnea It's Monday. Perhaps the MONDAY DRAGON has some input.
Monday, 0946: @tiferet93 Oh dear. Hooray 2nd draft.
Monday, 0947: @tiferet93 Sadly, the dead common name is a minor plot point, as the 3+ Mikes in 1 class-group wouldn't otherwise be plausible.
Monday, 0949: @tiferet93 I keep putting off a *really* good description of him until he SUFFICIENTLY DIFFERENTIATES HIMSELF from template. *yells at him*
Monday, 0953: @kirilith Have just been earwormed! Apparently that's sufficient for "in a bar that faces a giant car wash" to follow.
Monday, 0954: "This is where I learnt what literary agents are really for: they are for pulling you off the throat of your publisher" http://www.leemac.freeserve.co.uk/bulletin5.htm
Monday, 0955: @kirilith I'm generous that way.
Monday, 1036: @katelinnea As a helpful service to guests, I keep my wireless password on a prominent whiteboard, but not within window-peering range.
Monday, 1038: @ifonlyella @PigRescuer I imagine that it's good for mixing with other beverages and remaining at maximum-effective dose, then!
Monday, 1041: New seed moment for an Appalling Character: someone's elderly relative assumes that "'roid rage" isn't about steroids.
Monday, 1042: In related news, sometimes I wish I used curly-quotes so an ending-tick would be more obvious.
Monday, 1119: @LikeaLiar There are Mobile sites for both! http://m.livejournal.com/ http://www.dreamwidth.org/mobile/
Monday, 1558: Earthquake
Monday, 1600: @suitporn Just a small one but it woke me.
Monday, 1601: @suitporn San Francisco (area) is lovely but the geography is enthusiastic.
Monday, 1606: RT @oakandsage: @azurelunatic @jai_dit way to be faster than @CAquake
Monday, 1609: @laliandra I basically make my bed into one! It is very cozy. But then I was gently shaken awake.
Monday, 1611: @jai_dit @oakandsage Even very automated reports? We have to type it and all.
Monday, 1613: @jai_dit I recall some USGS "woah Twitter is faster than our equipment reporting" reactions @ first.
Monday, 1616: @metaphorge This was your first time to feel it? Congratulations!
Monday, 1619: RT @CAquake: Minor 3.8 earthquake: 14:57:19 on 04/18. Loc (SF): 4 mi SE of Pacifica, CA. Depth: 8.5 mi http://tox.cx/a0
Monday, 1621: @xlerb Congratulations! You're the 2nd on my ... Twflist? *accidentally summons something cthonic*
Monday, 1636: @amalnahurriyeh Nails is enough, unless you want to maintain the hair to match them. (I have not grown out of blue hair.)
Monday, 1650: @humpuphigh Drinking is not the way to handle your problems. Esp. regular bulk problems.
Monday, 2032: RT @rosefox: "Black dresses can slim you down instantly, but remember you have to wear white to your wedding!" That's revolting, @slimfast.
Monday, 2158: @shirozora Suffrage?
Monday, 2229: @katelinnea You remembered the root beer, right?
Monday, 2239: RT @jai_dit: Happy anniversary of 1906, indeed.
Monday, 2244: @Jaffamulke Excellent. Join #dreamwidth-dev when you come back in as well.
Monday, 2247: @ursamajor I was napping. @jai_dit had the advantage there on me, even though I was closer to the epicenter.
Monday, 2251: @semanticist All OK! I was shaken awake, but conked right back out in short order.
Tuesday, 0005: Hot damn, that spammer just shat all over.
Tuesday, 0022: @SlimFast .... fuck you. There is a line between helping people do what they want to do and making people feel bad, and you just crossed it.
Tuesday, 0023: OK, @slimfast is now completely off my in-any-way-good list: https://twitter.com/SlimFast/status/59194358490079232 #thingsfatpeoplearetold
Tuesday, 0036: RT @McGarrysGhost: "I had nothing to do with that." Santorum officially passes Joe Biden for Worst Start to a Presidential Campaign. Eve ...
Tuesday, 0038: @Samuraiko @leandrotlz Make that 13 people. No FPS for me! #vertigo
Tuesday, 0041: @ifonlyella Having me on your phone would probably be a mistake. ^_^ (You can turn off send-to-phone on any given user's profile.)
Tuesday, 0042: @Jaffamulke San Francisco is a little superstitious about earthquakes.
Tuesday, 0043: @tiferet93 Yay!
Tuesday, 0045: @ifonlyella Good luck! (I am a chatterbox. Such an amazing chatterbox.)
Tuesday, 0048: RT @megustadaly: If you see Pacifica trending that's the #earthquake I felt today

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