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azurelunatic) wrote2011-02-21 11:56 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2011-02-21 11:56 pm
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##chatfish: Vanyel, summarized.
11:56 PM 2/21/2011
[23:39] <khas> i have no knowledge of any of these things :(
[23:41] <Azz|bees> Vanyel: I am a teenage boy in a sword & sorcery epic. Sadly, I am the heir and eldest, and I have no interest in fighting. Or girls. Woe is me.
[23:42] <Azz|bees> Vanyel's dad: Look, if you must pick fights with the hired help... finne. I'm sending you off to the city to your SCARY BUTCH AUNT, maybe she'll man you up.
[23:42] <Azz|bees> Vanyel: Noooo! everybody hates me! nooo! ... wait, do I like boys?
[23:42] * khas loves your summaries
[23:43] <Azz|bees> Vanyel's Aunt: I don't actually eat babies for breakfast, but you need to stop your moping. Oh for the love of -- boy's a fucking mage! Shit!
[23:44] <Azz|bees> Vanyel, mournfully: My teenage angst has a body count.
[23:45] <khas> Heathers reference FTW
[23:46] <Azz|bees> [later] Vanyel: Well, I'm a scarily competent mage, I'm at the left hand of the king, I'm a war hero, I have a magical talking white horse, I have a beautiful daughter who's a princess ... and the love of my life is still dead. Shit.
[23:47] <Azz|bees> (and credit is due norabombay for that Heathers reference; she's the one who's been re-reading.)
[23:48] <Azz|bees> [later yet] Vanyel: Apparently someone was picking off all the mages, and I was the last one standing. On the up side, I met my dead boyfriend's reincarnation. On the down side, I'm dead now too.
[23:50] <Azz|bees> The Forest of Sorrows: Hi, I'm haunted. If you're trying to cross me and you're planning to fuck up my kingdom? You're so, *so* fucked. Three guesses who's haunting me, and the first two don't count.
[23:51] <khas> Damn, Azz, people should pay you for these summaries :)
[23:51] <Azz|bees> The Reincarnated Boyfriend (now old as fuck): Hmm, this looks like a nice place to camp for the night.
[23:52] <Azz|bees> The Reincarnated Boyfriend's Lute: Dang, I'm just sort of going to weather away here, aren't I.
[23:39] <khas> i have no knowledge of any of these things :(
[23:41] <Azz|bees> Vanyel: I am a teenage boy in a sword & sorcery epic. Sadly, I am the heir and eldest, and I have no interest in fighting. Or girls. Woe is me.
[23:42] <Azz|bees> Vanyel's dad: Look, if you must pick fights with the hired help... finne. I'm sending you off to the city to your SCARY BUTCH AUNT, maybe she'll man you up.
[23:42] <Azz|bees> Vanyel: Noooo! everybody hates me! nooo! ... wait, do I like boys?
[23:42] * khas loves your summaries
[23:43] <Azz|bees> Vanyel's Aunt: I don't actually eat babies for breakfast, but you need to stop your moping. Oh for the love of -- boy's a fucking mage! Shit!
[23:44] <Azz|bees> Vanyel, mournfully: My teenage angst has a body count.
[23:45] <khas> Heathers reference FTW
[23:46] <Azz|bees> [later] Vanyel: Well, I'm a scarily competent mage, I'm at the left hand of the king, I'm a war hero, I have a magical talking white horse, I have a beautiful daughter who's a princess ... and the love of my life is still dead. Shit.
[23:47] <Azz|bees> (and credit is due norabombay for that Heathers reference; she's the one who's been re-reading.)
[23:48] <Azz|bees> [later yet] Vanyel: Apparently someone was picking off all the mages, and I was the last one standing. On the up side, I met my dead boyfriend's reincarnation. On the down side, I'm dead now too.
[23:50] <Azz|bees> The Forest of Sorrows: Hi, I'm haunted. If you're trying to cross me and you're planning to fuck up my kingdom? You're so, *so* fucked. Three guesses who's haunting me, and the first two don't count.
[23:51] <khas> Damn, Azz, people should pay you for these summaries :)
[23:51] <Azz|bees> The Reincarnated Boyfriend (now old as fuck): Hmm, this looks like a nice place to camp for the night.
[23:52] <Azz|bees> The Reincarnated Boyfriend's Lute: Dang, I'm just sort of going to weather away here, aren't I.