azurelunatic | 43 tweets for 2011-5-3

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0100: @clarissaprofit ...If this were there, noooooo way that ... Person ... Could get an Alpha license. Not possible.
Tuesday, 0103: @ManoMarks I tried to find a stolen phone based on Latitude location but no luck.
Tuesday, 0106: RT @alarmallama: To the Americans out there, an analogy you can understand: We basically just elected Bush for a third term.
Tuesday, 0632: @charnanigans Your background picture hen is pretty. That breed is so soft and cuddly. She's got an excellent expression too.
Tuesday, 0701: Miles battles mad scientists. Mark employs them.

Tuesday, 0703: Calling the Police Can Get You Evicted - simonejester: http://tumblr.com/xjv2dc2sf0
Tuesday, 0723: RT @ferretthimself: Folks, I'm a liberal and occasionally I've mistyped "Osama" when I meant "Obama." Not every brainfart is a conspiracy.
Tuesday, 0723: And that last RT from @theferrett is why I tend to refer to Osama bin Laden by his family name.
Tuesday, 0746: RT @timoreilly: At Wired Disruptive by Design conference, no hashtag announced. Hmmm.
Tuesday, 0748: @seananmcguire What is in your strawberry shortcake topping? Mine usually is just berries and sugar.
Tuesday, 0748: @racheline_m A few reports from my IRC buddies. Not just you, but not everyone.
Tuesday, 0857: "Venn diagram of "shenanigans" - Boing Boing" http://ur1.ca/42peo
Tuesday, 0900: What the Guantanamo leaks won't reveal http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/features/2011/04/2011425182559745235.html
Tuesday, 0901: @maureenjohnson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4
Tuesday, 0930: I managed to lose at "Heaven": http://www.gudmagazine.com/games/heaven/ (let the pieces fall as they will) (you can also rotate the h-piece)
Tuesday, 0933: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xjv2dddfqf
Tuesday, 0937: Photo: I love the all-sky camera so much. Hello! http://tumblr.com/xjv2ddenpf
Tuesday, 1005: RT @tiger: Sweet, overnight guerrilla streetscaping: http://fortworthology.com/2010/10/04/guerilla-complete-streets-fort-worth-better-block-project-plus-fall-arts-goggle-report/ (via @agpublic) #badass
Tuesday, 1007: "Learn to cope, Alan." *snerk* http://agoodaddiction.blogspot.com/2011/05/diversity-in-ya-interview-contest-sarah.html
Tuesday, 1012: Earlier this morning I was reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_Chinese_profanity in search of new-to-me fun words!
Tuesday, 1031: Several of the people reporting blank pages on LiveJournal say it's blank in Firefox, other browsers OK.
Tuesday, 1034: imc has a blank page workaround: http://www.livejournal.com/support/see_request.bml?id=1297202
Tuesday, 1038: @sushimustwrite Jiggle your browser's timeout value to something that's not between 300-309 (inclusive)
Tuesday, 1041: Paraphrasing imc: values of network.http.keep-alive.timeout between 300-309 inclusive result in blank pages on LJ
Tuesday, 1059: @maureenjohnson I'm not a People of the UK, but I believe it's a contraction of "isn't it".
Tuesday, 1100: Oh, the #surveyfail book's out. http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2011/05/a-billion-made-up-conclusions.html
Tuesday, 1101: @RebeccaSkloot Oh god, the #surveyfail guys actually succeeded in getting it printed? :\
Tuesday, 1159: @katelinnea That might be a strictly print-on-demand item.
Tuesday, 1203: @LikeaLiar http://www.theraflu.com/theraflu_products/powders/max-d_severe_cold_and_flu.shtml
Tuesday, 1350: @williampietri Serious pagination makes sense on mobile, maybe. Nowhere else.
Tuesday, 1447: RT @johnpetergrant: yo I just wanna issue a blanket "fuck you" to random dudes on the street who tell every passing chick to "smile"
Tuesday, 1448: @thatjohn And also with you.
Tuesday, 1535: @dragonchilde Better navigation, omg.
Tuesday, 1539: @teshiron Fucking spammers?
Tuesday, 1659: RT @robdelaney: GIRLS! If guys pressure you to make out with each other at a party, do it! Right after they suck each other's dicks.
Tuesday, 1742: @tupshin *envies*
Tuesday, 1743: Oh, look, it's a homophobe! http://community.sparknotes.com/2011/04/28/the-problems-with-fan-fiction
Tuesday, 1748: @laliandra @ifonlyella @loopylisa93 @LikeaLiar Oh dear god, this sounds like a Shawn story, only with fish.
Tuesday, 1811: RT @cleolinda: 450 people are still missing in Tuscaloosa. You monger us up some attention, sir. You monger the shit out of it.
Wednesday, 0041: Stupid sleep schedule.
Wednesday, 0049: @amalnahurriyeh YOU MAKE AN EXCELLENT QUEEN.
Wednesday, 0050: @arkeiryn What. No, it ended halfassed, epilogue pastede on yey!
Wednesday, 0051: @arkeiryn HETEROSEXUALITY ALL OVER.

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