azurelunatic | 36 tweets for 2011-5-4

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Wednesday, 0041: Stupid sleep schedule.
Wednesday, 0049: @amalnahurriyeh YOU MAKE AN EXCELLENT QUEEN.
Wednesday, 0050: @arkeiryn What. No, it ended halfassed, epilogue pastede on yey!
Wednesday, 0051: @arkeiryn HETEROSEXUALITY ALL OVER.
Wednesday, 0059: @arkeiryn She needs to go read "Edward Wallbanger" right now.

Wednesday, 0100: @oakandsage This is where you post a pic of something that is not your mother (maybe a face-eater?) but tag it as her.
Wednesday, 0115: Hansel and Gretel Get Lost in Their Own Office: Shared by Azure Lunatic
headdesk
Coworker #1: Another th... http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/012671.html
Wednesday, 0155: The Nissan 370Z: Not As Fast As A Chicken: Shared by Azure Lunatic

"Son"? This is a hen.

I’m sold!
... http://cars.failblog.org/2011/04/21/funny-car-photos-the-nissan-z-not-as-fast-as-a-chicken/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TWBO+%28That+Will+Buff+Out%29
Wednesday, 0211: RT @grantimahara: Happy #StarWarsDay! May the Fourth be with you...
Wednesday, 0321: @shirozora Good luck! May Blinkie the Ponie magically fix your style while you sleep.
Wednesday, 0932: RT @TheRealNimoy: My folks came to US as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and ...
Wednesday, 0934: @coffeechica Yay! Subtext!
Wednesday, 0936: @TeganTheTerror Anything from the Gravitation (anime) soundtrack. Though they sometimes inspire speeding.
Wednesday, 0939: @brimtoast @ifonlyella I think Nick Ryves might be more of a vlog kind of guy than an email kind of guy. Words and all that.
Wednesday, 0945: "Understanding Your Customers - Customer Support Models: Miso and AFAR scale support before it’s too late" http://ur1.ca/42xhv #support
Wednesday, 0950: @jenphalian ... yes. *sends something like perspective*
Wednesday, 0952: @ifonlyella Look in the mirror, love?
Wednesday, 0954: @FelicityDisco This will only help if @maureenjohnson opens the one for the correct day.
Wednesday, 1000: @wordroot And, hilariously, who was my role model for disordered eating and body self-hatred as a teenager? NOT MAMA.
Wednesday, 1046: @ifonlyella You do keep leveling up! Someday you will be!
Wednesday, 1111: Via my infamous cousin raranax: "Late Bloomer", Lovecraft + sex-ed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3gNQ2KYCb4 (does YOUR workplace...?)
Wednesday, 1414: I say "fun for the whole family" perhaps more than I should.
Wednesday, 1416: RT @mamajoan: Adventure, huh! Pants, huh! A Jedi craves not these things. #replacewordinastarwarslinewithpants
Wednesday, 1430: @decontextual Advil?
Wednesday, 1626: Tomorrow night in Palo Alto: Meetup with First Thursday Silicon Valley Online Community/Social Media http://meetu.ps/Py9D
Wednesday, 1938: Next step in bumper sticker arms race: My honor student trained your labrador retriever.
Wednesday, 1954: @SophiaPlans I'm apprenticed to a dog trainer, so I'm learning exactly how much of smart dog is good training.
Wednesday, 2000: I am willing to get up at ass o'clock in the morning for a good temp assignment. Starts Friday.
Wednesday, 2008: @tiferet93 I've been poking through an online book on Perl, what the DW babydevs are pointed at.
Wednesday, 2033: Most recent lightning talk: web-send.org #svgtug
Wednesday, 2041: @sarahreesbrenna @katelinnea 64 kilobytes of text is surprisingly short!
Wednesday, 2042: RT @saix49: today May the 4th be with u becuz there will be Revenge of the 5th tommorow
Wednesday, 2046: @teshiron Ugh.
Wednesday, 2059: I wonder if that Android bike safety device has audible tone features. #svgtug
Wednesday, 2106: RT @thedroidguy: One of the buildings that just moments ago was engulfed in smoke #somafire #SOMA san Francisco http://twitpic.com/4thjrd
Thursday, 0051: @khasael *glomps for when you wake up*

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