azurelunatic | 47 tweets for 2011-5-17

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0112: RT @TheOfficeTroll: A preoccupied vegan named Hugh / Picked up the wrong sandwich to chew / As he took a big bite / He yelped, in his fr ...
Tuesday, 0117: @irkdesu SWEET
Tuesday, 0120: @idonotlikepeas Welcome! Glad to have you aboard.
Tuesday, 0123: @ajafair I really want a copy of Data Structures for Assholes.
Tuesday, 0126: RT @ananthymous: Game of Thrones has led me to coin the term "exposition sex": when you are given essential world-building info while tw ...

Tuesday, 0825: Sometimes I understand the impulse to police one's own, and then I look at news stories like this. http://yhoo.it/kUBEmh
Tuesday, 1248: 50 deg F & raining. Sprinklers going full blast. Windy. Just the way I like it.
Tuesday, 1249: The guy with the mohawk may be talking about having to cross-dress to perform a job function.
Tuesday, 1250: Life is good.
Tuesday, 1529: @jai_dit Fuck if I know. He was from another office.
Tuesday, 1613: @maureenjohnson I hope so! *decorates jar*
Tuesday, 1621: RT @maureenjohnson: "@myers David Cameron backs a bid to ban pre-watershed same-sex kisses on TV. Thoughts?" Back a ban for no pre-water ...
Tuesday, 1652: @stellaquinn We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.
Tuesday, 1652: @chemicallace You are still awesome. Look at your taste in wedding themes!
Tuesday, 1654: @LikeaLiar If solitaire's the only game in town... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBUkS_iD7gw
Tuesday, 1700: @RebelsHeart Brilliance (the light) *and* madness (a potentially leaky appliance over the table, way up high).
Tuesday, 1706: @chemicallace Ooo, pretty!
Tuesday, 1707: RT @rebelraising: I like this LJ post by @feorag on why the T belongs in LGBT: http://feorag.livejournal.com/447780.html
Tuesday, 1715: @HannahENurse Congratulations to them! May they have better luck than I did!
Tuesday, 1717: RT @seananmcguire: Ladies and gentlemen...the ghoul: http://seananmcguire.com/fgghoul.php
Tuesday, 1722: RT @ifonlyella: Can I just say. "Can't talk, I'm tied up right now" and "Can't talk, I'm *being* tied up right now" are very different a ...
Tuesday, 1724: @r_adams Impressive!
Tuesday, 1731: RT @chip_uni: How do you know you're using too much growth chemical for your watermelons? Your watermelons explode. http://goo.gl/U9VF5 ...
Tuesday, 1740: @kitchenmage Though it will let people say "Like my page, then go enter". Alas.
Tuesday, 1751: @ifonlyella By chance, did you insert usernames in the RTE?
Tuesday, 1755: RT @grantimahara: OH in the office: "Normally San Francisco's a place where u could easily find a rubber chicken, but not after Bay to B ...
Tuesday, 1802: Dear YouTubers, please don't include "Official music video" if it's not said video. THIS SHOULD NOT BE A DIFFICULT CONCEPT, OK?!?!?
Tuesday, 1811: RT @winnig: Yeah, but is it worth it?

“@jmswisher: If you set your browser default font to comic sans, you always know when css is not ...
Tuesday, 1814: @decontextual The kind of hits they get from me are the kind of hits that get them zero watches and at least one thumbs-down.
Tuesday, 2036: @ladyofthelog Which asswipe? There are so many.
Tuesday, 2125: Oh god what *is* he doing. #glee
Tuesday, 2125: @ladyofthelog ahahaha yeah that's better
Tuesday, 2126: @matociquala Carrot juice is murder!
Tuesday, 2127: @ladyofthelog Ah yes. Him. Yeah, he's the troll who everyone knows is trollin' but Mr. Schue.
Tuesday, 2146: @tiferet93 THOSE PANTS OMG I KNOOOOWWWWWWW
Tuesday, 2201: @teshiron Word.
Tuesday, 2202: @cassieclare YES.
Tuesday, 2203: @ladyofthelog SO EMO, SO TWILIGHT
Tuesday, 2204: @Back2Bethel Furthermore, P2P is extensively used for "peer-to-peer", which only helps with typing as well.
Tuesday, 2207: @decontextual I DID.
Tuesday, 2255: @ladypaperclip ONE SIMPLE ANSWER: EMILIE AUTUMN. Y/Y?
Tuesday, 2256: @teshiron I think the answer is 'yes'.
Tuesday, 2317: @jai_dit @ladyofthelog Jst.J is a manipulative bastard using all his social skills. Zuckonit thinks social skills a waste of time, clueless.
Tuesday, 2321: Best friend would not appreciate 10pm texts of any sort. Therefore I will not send them.
Tuesday, 2322: New bed means sleeping doesn't hurt.
Tuesday, 2332: Dear self, that thing you are thinking is a bad plan in three distinct ways AT LEAST. Don't.
Tuesday, 2334: @tiferet93 @jai_dit @ladyofthelog Or he would have some explanation that the Schues of the world could not call him out on.

Follow me on Twitter.