azurelunatic | 34 tweets for 2011-5-31

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 2358: @fairlight777 In bed with phone (not @jai_dit). Work starts 0730.
Tuesday, 0000: @jai_dit I suspect oral cavity allergy, not swell-up-and-die allergy. Which is ok for fondue.
Tuesday, 0001: @jai_dit So @teshiron and I would share the strawberries with @tiferet93, you would not have to share the ass-melon.
Tuesday, 0004: @tiferet93 At the game night @ my aunt's you missed, I encountered a fruit. "What kind of melon is this?" (mango, I think.)
Tuesday, 0007: @fairlight777 I often tweet in bed! When you see 'from txt' & know I'm @ home, I'm probably in bed.

Tuesday, 0007: @fairlight777 Or Tweed. That's my phone too.
Tuesday, 0009: @jai_dit I know mango's not a melon, but since I asked my aunt what manner of melon it was, bad mangoes earned that name.
Tuesday, 0010: @jai_dit It was all cut up on a fruit plate and it was bad enough I had to know what it was to avoid in the future.
Tuesday, 0012: @jai_dit works for me!
Tuesday, 0622: @oakandsage Seems it was papaya. No problrms with cashews. Just walnuts.
Tuesday, 0629: @loopylisa93 *giggles* *nods sagely*
Tuesday, 1032: MERMAID SEX IS HARD. RT @LikeaLiar: @loopylisa93 @arkeiryn @azurelunatic http://i52.tinypic.com/mshq1y.gif
Tuesday, 1205: @tiferet93 My old household did it successfully, with 1 pot wheat & 1 not-wheat. The bread people closer to the not-wheat pot got long arms.
Tuesday, 1206: @tiferet93 But we shared fine for veggies/meat/fruit. Very little hassle.
Tuesday, 1209: Yay lunchtime! Can I reread FEED today? It is DEADLINE day. When will you rise?
Tuesday, 2236: @khasael @seananmcguire Today I passed a random buildingmate with a My Name Is: Inigo Montoya sweatshirt & recommended FEED to him.
Tuesday, 2237: @khasael @seananmcguire He looked intrigued & wrote it down on his phone. He has a large office teeming with geeks. :D
Tuesday, 2250: "Recipe: Choc-Chip Cookies for Scientists who have had a Very Bad Day | Cate's Cates" http://ur1.ca/4bh3n
Tuesday, 2252: Oh, how refreshing, spam targeting me as a reader of books! Please enable attachment to download book cover! So tempting! So deleted!
Tuesday, 2253: RT @jmk: ARRESTED! An Oakland police officer just called me to let me know that they arrested the guy in my photos! BOOYA!
Tuesday, 2253: @jmk Congratulations!
Tuesday, 2258: @loopylisa93 I NOT ONLY NOD SAGELY RE: CLOTHES, BUT SMILE APPROVINGLY.
Tuesday, 2259: @LikeaLiar Ohhh my goddddddddddddddd
Tuesday, 2304: @branquignole @arkeiryn @LikeaLiar @loopylisa93 I bet Play's gmail has my gmail as a friend. That looks like a social result. Still yay! :D
Tuesday, 2318: @boocahcah YAY!!!!
Tuesday, 2321: @loopylisa93 *looks on approvingly* cc: @caecandy @branquignole @mathsie
Tuesday, 2322: @oakandsage I have been contemplating a non-evil phone, to match the non-evil phones of friends.
Tuesday, 2323: @loopylisa93 You are only two and a half inches taller than me! @mathsie is not short either!
Tuesday, 2327: @mathsie Break a ... something! (Preferably over someone annoying's head!)
Tuesday, 2336: @loopylisa93 ^_^
Tuesday, 2345: @amberfoxfire I can get my hands on DEADLINE, just I have been sooo busy.
Tuesday, 2345: @amberfoxfire Nope, strictly coffee.
Wednesday, 0028: "seanan_mcguire: T-minus 1 day to DEADLINE." http://ur1.ca/4bhm2 advisories: handkerchief, dog amplification, omg zomb … http://ur1.ca/4bhm3
Wednesday, 0033: I've had boyfriends and girlfriends both who'd agree. RT: @slettvet: sigh http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2011/05/03/story-of-my-girlfriends-life/

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