azurelunatic | 59 tweets for 2011-6-6

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 2356: @merfilly For me, it's mostly on bad phone connections or with accents I can't parse on the bad phone connection. Another language is fine.
Sunday, 2359: @merfilly But since I ought to understand English because I primarily think in it, & if I have to struggle at it, this leads nowhere good.
Monday, 0001: @merfilly If it's a word I don't know or said/transmitted unclearly, I may just get the vowels or notes.
Monday, 0007: @merfilly So because I was exposed to a lot of Mandarin Chinese as a kid but I only have a few words, the sound is comforting & relaxing.
Monday, 0009: @merfilly I don't have to run my audio to words processor, and that is much less brain strain; my few words of it are not written.

Monday, 0140: @fairlight777 @tiferet93 But unless I'm very wrong, you don't get *that* sick if Bobbi bites you.
Monday, 0142: @fairlight777 @tiferet93 Uh, yeah, I think it probably is, which is kind of HOW [MASSIVE SPOILER].
Monday, 0147: RT @CaptianRobert: I just read that some Jelly fish turn back into kids after mating.

As if someone needed to make sex more appealing!
Monday, 0147: RT @CaptianRobert: Wait, maybe if you have sex with a jellyfish, you turn back into a kid?!?!
Monday, 0147: RT @dgb49: @CaptianRobert A kid with some terrible jellyfish stings on his junk. It's like an STI with time-travel properties.
Monday, 0201: @jai_dit Well, it might as well be useful in some way, and lesbians don't have that restriction.
Monday, 0206: @tiferet93 @jai_dit I suppose there are some identified-lesbians who have had sex with MSM within the last year, but I would think few-ish.
Monday, 0207: @tiferet93 @jai_dit When I was getting gas money from giving plasma, I was very very aware of who I slept with, very cranky about it too.
Monday, 0224: @tiferet93 @jai_dit It's only a 12 month deferral for a ciswoman from the last sexual contact with a MSM. http://1.usa.gov/mD95WM
Monday, 0247: @chemicallace Oh, kitty.
Monday, 0258: RT @malindalo: Great response to @wsj article: Ban All These Violent Books Before I Cut a Bitch http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/hammervision/2011/06/ban-all-the-books---wont-someone-think-of-the-children.html (ha! that was sarc ...
Monday, 0303: These are fabulous shoes. http://www.unitednude.com/products/the-classics/fold/hi/fold-hi-rainbow-334
Monday, 0310: @kiyala Yay! Don't flunk and don't die! I CANNOT WAIT FOR Y'ALL TO GET DEADLINE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Monday, 0402: Man understands 'dedicated hardware'. *swoons*
Monday, 0855: Connie is now complaining: Her fiance is still refusing to be out of physical contact with her after reading DEADLINE.
Monday, 0857: She is okay with him being affectionate, but this is just straight terror, and she expects me to fix it.
Monday, 0859: Honey, he's the one who read the zombie book, and he's the one who wanted to be an Irwin after FEED. Cannot help you there.
Monday, 1435: RT @Sheril_: How come the whole nation jumps on #Palin bc she doesn't know #history, yet ignores or celebrates politicians who regularly ...
Monday, 1513: The Ivy-Wivey League:

Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now!BUY HE BOOK 2 HERE!
... http://hijinksensue.com/2011/05/23/the-ivy-wivey-league/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+hijinksensue+%28HijiNKS+ENSUE%29
Monday, 1526: Flamethrower trombone: "It can be difficult to play since it has a recoil." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76J6k9dfc4Y
Monday, 1532: @shirozora The real question is, when another fandom grabs your interest, and there's a pairing you like in it, will you write porn there?
Monday, 1540: @Jaffamulke I'm attempting to use Google Reader to share entertaining things, which sell adspace. In not a particularly sharing-friendly way
Monday, 1540: @seananmcguire The fricken loves mosquitoes, and is not a mammal.
Monday, 1543: @dawnam Lying when you get caught is not a smart plan, for anybody.
Monday, 1606: @khasael Yay!
Monday, 1608: @tiferet93 Hahahaha they probably would be.
Monday, 1611: RT @Yendi: Dear DC: Crap like this is the reason people hate you. And use bittorrent. http://aol.it/mqlrXD
Monday, 1614: RT @Green__Woman: Read The Demon's Lexicon and decided I wanted to dance at The Goblin Market instead of going to college. Now I'm posse ...
Monday, 1624: @RhiannonPaille It's over-the-top parody. #YAkills #YAsaves
Monday, 1626: @notlikenormal Depends on the context. If I know him and already want him, sure. If it's some stranger ... lol no.
Monday, 1626: RT: [locked]: The Weiner episode is a reminder that the cute girl you think you're chatting up is actually Andrew Breitbart.
Monday, 1632: @notlikenormal If I were the person he'd been chatting with, it might do something for me. As I'm not ... I know where to get much better.
Monday, 1734: @notlikenormal I think a lot of them do! I'm always hearing scandals about this, particularly with anti-gay men caught with rentboys.
Monday, 1740: Best line: "I dropped my phone in chocolate at this point..." http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Maple-Candy-Bars/step5/Coat-in-Chocolate/
Monday, 1808: RT @merkusa: Confused crystal radio set with components for Capping Ceremony. Now get horrible headaches, but awesome reception. #WhiteM ...
Monday, 1815: I tried to do the Song of the Twelve to save the world, but I wound up cutting myself on coral & getting eaten by a shark. #YAkills
Monday, 1945: Hello, self-loathing related to structures of abuse that I thought I was done with when Shawn went away: not at all nice to see you again!
Monday, 1948: @seananmcguire I had a really bad high school boyfriend-type-creature. Charismatic, charming, self-centered, un/self-medicated ADHD.
Monday, 1952: @seananmcguire There were some incidents with him where he'd do something, I'd innocently say something, he'd get in trouble, he'd blame me.
Monday, 1953: @seananmcguire While I don't think the pattern will repeat *fully*, there's enough present in a recent experience to make me cringe.
Monday, 1955: @seananmcguire <3 <3 <3 No one could have known! And I've had enough therapy that I am not in my closet or weeping!
Monday, 1959: @khasael *crawls into the bottom of the #fishpile*
Monday, 2007: @khasael You need this #fishpile as well. *snuggles*
Monday, 2008: There are some things up with which New Yorkers will not put. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-1-2011/me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad
Monday, 2226: "The Seventh Glass - Glishara - Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold [Archive of Our Own]" http://ur1.ca/4czm2 #nsfw #fanfic
Monday, 2254: ... oh my god, Basshunter took DotA and turned it into "All I Ever Wanted". Do Not Want.
Monday, 2257: @Jaffamulke I know who Basshunter is because #lj_s has a bot named Anna. Sophie made her. Just ask me how I feel about "Now You're Gone".
Monday, 2302: RT @geekcdunbar: Woke up on the roof of my dorm after having a strange dream about a white cat. #YAKills @hollyblack
Monday, 2336: HOW in the world had I missed the topic of this song before. HOW ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN-07InqoRA
Monday, 2337: Ride the Gummi Worm, Muad'dib: Dune Recreated With Giant Candy - merfilly: http://tumblr.com/xjv2vt0jit
Monday, 2340: @teshiron No, I had not! I had heard "Now You're Gone", and swore pretty copiously then too.
Tuesday, 0033: @voicework You're not alone! @rickybuchanan mentioned that was going around.
Tuesday, 0037: Wow RT locked: Okay, I am not usually all that into Chris Pine, but jesus fuck the /line/ of that man in this picture. http://pics.livejournal.com/no_detective/pic/000cqtab
Tuesday, 0038: RT @hey_friend: "Don’t feel guilty if you spend the first 90 minutes of your day drinking coffee and reading blogs ‐‐..." http://tumblr. ...

The concept of lesbians having sex with the mainstream media is bizarre, although perhaps it should't.

Oh right, MSM does expand to 'mainstream media', as well as the slightly more context-appropriate 'Males who have had Sex with Males'.

*nod* I read the screening interview flowchart meanwhile, but didn't make the connection.

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