azurelunatic | 49 tweets for 2011-6-14

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0000: @jai_dit You have no idea how close I came to letting the early-morning typo "retweeted by mockingbirds" through.
Tuesday, 0818: Upstate New York custody lawyer needed: abusive bf shouldn't get sole custody. http://kythryne.livejournal.com/180199.html
Tuesday, 0821: @decontextual I have met-in-person too many of/linked to your social crowd for you to get away with that. :-P
Tuesday, 0822: RT @zenny: I love the internet. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or "hnng" and everyone will understand you, but spell "you're" wrong and you ...
Tuesday, 0825: @mathsie Very yay!

Tuesday, 0826: RT @tiferet93: Ned Stark: What happens when a Hufflepuff who thinks he's a Gryffindor tries to do a Slytherin's job. #gameofthrones
Tuesday, 0831: Often amused when people whose online life is almost all very visibly Christianity-related follow me. I'm a woman of faith, but not that one
Tuesday, 0832: @shirozora Oh god, in the morning you are going to look at your typing. <3 <3 <3
Tuesday, 0833: @kiyala OH MY GOD YES. SHE CAN TOO AND DID SO. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Tuesday, 0834: @kiyala You are better off than Mike. He is wrapped around his girlfriend and Deeply Traumatized. Hasn't finished yet neither. :D
Tuesday, 0836: @katelinnea Someone needs to write that. With rakes, high stakes, and hells.
Tuesday, 1541: @thatjohn Oh wow, I never knew!
Tuesday, 1541: RT @simonasylvester: Holy shit,” he says, wide-eyed. “Dude. Trees are fractal. Trees are fractal!” I hope to god he’ll pass out really s ...
Tuesday, 1549: @branquignole Nope.
Tuesday, 1557: @ifonlyella But we can retweet @branquignole in the old fashion, with copying and pasting. It is just more steps!
Tuesday, 1625: @SuperCricket @cleolinda I like that plan. But a white candle and good old-fashioned salt scrub rarely hurts anything.
Tuesday, 1626: @SuperCricket @cleolinda Also a very thick old-looking book, a black candle burned on the porch with foul-smelling incense & great ceremony.
Tuesday, 1626: @SuperCricket @cleolinda While shooting evil looks at the kids. Essentially, scare the shit out of 'em by letting them think you're cursing.
Tuesday, 1630: @loopylisa93 Oh dear!
Tuesday, 1631: @loopylisa93 Oh, that's even better than the scenario I was imagining.
Tuesday, 1631: RT @loopylisa93: Haaa - Loud clunk from where Mum is hoovering, followed by a cry of 'Bugger! I've lost the whatsit!' Lisa: 'What?' Mum: ...
Tuesday, 1631: RT @loopylisa93: Twitter, she had managed to hoover up the wireless dongle. I kid you not. #brbdyingwithlaughter #sherefusestocallitadon ...
Tuesday, 1652: @rowanium D: D: D:
Tuesday, 1652: RT @rowanium: Powdered rust: definitely NOT LUBE. Especially if you're a sidhe, or half sidhe, or anyone else with an aversion to Cold Iron.
Tuesday, 1653: *introduces @fairlight777 & @rowanium* I see that both of y'all know @tweetatdrew.
Tuesday, 1706: RT @slettvet: "Pippa is single!" "Her caché went up post-wedding." "Does that put her caché in line with mine? Kidding, I have no caché. ...
Tuesday, 1800: This is an official #mumfish bedtime story: http://www.mediabistro.com/galleycat/samuel-l-jackson-narrates-go-the-f-to-sleep_b32306
Tuesday, 1807: RT @ferretthimself: Gay judges should recuse themselves from gay marriage cases when straight judges recuse themselves from rulings on s ...
Tuesday, 1808: RT @MEUSA: Full (PDF) text of Judge Ware's decision denying order to vacate Judge Walker's decision. http://ow.ly/5hLOQ #prop8 #meusa #m ...
Tuesday, 1824: @decontextual Password sharing? Mutant knitting project?
Tuesday, 1827: @maureenjohnson *loads vuvuzelas with bees* *hands vuvuzelas to geese* *releases geese*
Tuesday, 1837: @grantimahara Sometimes the simplest builds seem the most satisfying. I salute you.
Tuesday, 1844: @teshiron Cat? Has there been a blessed arrival?
Tuesday, 1844: @seananmcguire Your life is more exciting than my life. I'm not sure if this is a good thing.
Tuesday, 1845: @seananmcguire ... though I did meet my sister's male alter ego similarly, though he was wearing (only) a shirt, and I was in bed.
Tuesday, 1850: @ladypaperclip Hooray!
Tuesday, 1851: @decontextual With wiggling, and multiple operators.
Tuesday, 1852: @jai_dit Ahhh, this makes sense. A Temporary Cat! Hello, Temporary Cat!
Tuesday, 1853: @mathsie Plans are being made! The Cold Iron folding chair will be tucked away somewhere!
Tuesday, 1856: @oakandsage *snerk*
Tuesday, 1943: RT @callme_jc: Pulp Fiction, edited down to just the swearing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PcAQbhnGNs&feature=youtu.be
Tuesday, 1945: http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2011/06/13/norcal-girl-survives-rabies-without-vaccination/
Tuesday, 1946: @decontextual Or something!
Tuesday, 1959: @the_wanlorn Just about. That's a good bit of swearing, that is...
Tuesday, 1959: RT @jenphalian: Oh god, oh god. @maureenjohnson is mainlining Downton Abbey with a puppet of herself wearing incomprehensible pants. #fl ...
Tuesday, 2000: @TanyaHuff This is how we get our seafood to take over the world. #whenwillyouRise
Tuesday, 2001: RT @MEUSA: Maggie Gallagher tells how to use double-speak to fool the public about NOM's anti-gay actions http://ow.ly/5hX6Q #m3usa #mar ...
Tuesday, 2029: RT @isntit: Hahaha. I went on Grindr and told the naked man 6m away to shut the fuck up. It worked. Technology rules. Nighty night. Finally.
Tuesday, 2202: "lc2l: We Fill This Empty House" http://ur1.ca/4fr82 #fanfic

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