azurelunatic | 41 tweets for 2011-6-16

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Thursday, 0025: RT @TweetAtDrew: "I have to get up at the 'tramp stamp' of dawn"... from the mouth of @azurelunatic #ILoveMyFriends
Thursday, 0027: Fuck. Now to see if a BROKEN FUCKING PASSENGER WINDOW is covered. Fuckers. Thx to @TweetAtDrew for talking me down *goes the fuck to sleep*
Thursday, 0031: @teshiron I think I know exactly why too. Nothing was missing, but I have a white cable that was moved. It wasn't an iThing.
Thursday, 0035: Me: "I have to get up at ... not the ass crack of dawn, more like the ... lower back? I HAVE TO GET UP AT THE TRAMP STAMP OF DAWN." <3 Drew
Thursday, 0114: @dawnam @cryandkiss My old co-worker and friend Gordy managed a club in Phx. One of his dancers was cleaning his gun. Gordy's dead.

Thursday, 0118: @seananmcguire @korybing It's fricken-lickin' good!
Thursday, 0130: RT @Ihnatko: I bet at this very moment, at least three groups of people are on the MIT Great Dome, arguing over who gets to install thei ...
Thursday, 0139: RT @EddieRobson: OK, here's what we do. If your local Tesco has one of these http://twitpic.com/5b0i6g move the mags around between the ...
Thursday, 1603: @evanhamilton Do you have an internal quotes database?
Thursday, 1905: @evanhamilton This is for Dreamwidth's volunteer IRC channels: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/latest - funny & also gives an idea of the expected culture.
Thursday, 1910: @evanhamilton LiveJournal volunteer culture has a similar qdb; when they brought in a new high-level manager in 2008 he read the whole thing
Thursday, 1913: @evanhamilton It doesn't hurt to have a place where jargon and in-jokes are defined too. When someone asks, I document: http://wiki.dwscoalition.org/notes/Common_Jargon
Thursday, 1916: @evanhamilton More formally, there's http://wiki.dwscoalition.org/notes/Manual_of_Style & http://wiki.dwscoalition.org/notes/Support_guide compiled by the owner
Thursday, 1921: RT @amberfoxfire: @azurelunatic My mother says, so if after the ass crack of dawn is the "tramp stamp", is getting up before dawn the "t ...
Thursday, 1922: @amberfoxfire Yes. Getting up before dawn would be the taint. cc: @TweetAtDrew @fairlight777
Thursday, 1934: RT @jenphalian: @azurelunatic Can "snoozing" the alarm as the sun is coming up be Dawn's Shocker?
Thursday, 1935: @jenphalian I think that might count. cc: @amberfoxfire @TweetAtDrew @fairlight777
Thursday, 2102: Someone please in about an hour check if I have got the pizza out of the boot. It is that kind of day.
Thursday, 2127: Transparent duct tape. Have fallen in love.
Thursday, 2237: @khasael @fairlight777 Thanks very much
Thursday, 2238: @khasael @fairlight777 Thank you both very much! I am home at last, oven preheating, pizza waiting to frickin' bake. \o/
Thursday, 2239: Home at last. Pizza is safely down from the car, oven preheating. I have safety goggles, nitrile gloves for my emergency kit, & duct tape.
Thursday, 2239: @decontextual I just did! Hooray for Home Depot runs. They have nice, lighted (if windy) parking lots.
Thursday, 2240: @whump Well, this *is* San Francisco.
Thursday, 2240: @jai_dit @teshiron I think that even transparent duct tape would make a poor condom.
Thursday, 2243: @semanticist It does have alarms. Happily, I remembered.
Thursday, 2324: Homophobia is apparently assc'd w/ homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies: http://1.usa.gov/bcmhFu
Thursday, 2330: Eating tea with chopsticks in microgravity: http://www.sciencedump.com/content/eating-tea-chopsticks-microgravity
Thursday, 2331: Appeals judges berate spammer for "ridiculous," "incompetent" litigation http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/06/appeals-judges-berate-spammer-for-ridiculous-litigation.ars
Thursday, 2334: @brimtoast There's no easy LJ-side shortcut for that; if you see those on entries they're probably cross-posted from Dreamwidth.
Thursday, 2334: @brimtoast Over there, it's <user name="" site="archiveofourown.org">, but not so useful on LJ directly.
Thursday, 2335: @racheline_m Yay!
Thursday, 2345: RT @joerogan: Weiner is resigning today because in America you can lie about war, but if you send pictures of your dick we can't trust you
Thursday, 2357: @chemicallace Woohoo!
Friday, 0001: RT [locked and for good reason] The customer is not always right. The customer is not right when they want you to help them break the law.
Friday, 0001: RT @jai_dit: Okay, is it just me, or does "Pottermore" sound like the name of an upper-middle-class housing development?
Friday, 0002: @decontextual It is a thing of beauty, and I am glad that I am not the only one who sees it.
Friday, 0003: RT @jenphalian: I, Robot #describeyourpeniswithamovie
Friday, 0012: AssassinGrl: Weiner should have said.... - assassingrl: http://tumblr.com/xjv31dvjap
Friday, 0045: "The Tailor" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpX47QJmu2s (via beable) (some strong language)
Friday, 0047: @fairlight777 From context, it probably involved healthcare privacy laws.

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