azurelunatic | 59 tweets for 2011-6-18

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Saturday, 0021: @notlikenormal Pretty girl gets trashed, cooks poorly but hilariously if you care for drunk shenanigans. Pontificates. Funnier when you ...
Saturday, 0021: @notlikenormal ...are also drunk off your ass.
Saturday, 0025: RT @LouiseJJohnson: @naontiotami Late Victorian twitter needs 340 characters, 140 for the tweet and 200 for the "I remain, Sir, your mos ...
Saturday, 0100: @llbbooks Do you keep your car key, apartment key, and license on your person? That sounds like time to go the fuck home.
Saturday, 0107: @racheline_m Because flowerpot squirrels are awesome. (I am enough Alaskan Homeowner to disapprove of roof squirrels though.)

Saturday, 0110: RT @jai_dit: Aww. @teshiron is teaching @azurelunatic how to play Pokémon Puzzle League. I'm so proud of them!
Saturday, 0117: The UN recognizes that I exist: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110617/ap_on_re_eu/un_un_gay_rights
Saturday, 0257: @dduane Some friends are having similar experiences but with more snot. Sympathies.
Saturday, 0901: RT @GeorgeTakei: Battlestations! NYers: Email 2 "undecideds" to urge YES on marriage equality. We need 1, pls RT! saland@nysenate.gov g ...
Saturday, 0904: @LikeaLiar Convince rocksoc & booze to come to Shakespeare.
Saturday, 1124: @isntit @rainycat Dad calls it the math tax.
Saturday, 1147: Humingyay: How to be friends with an introvert. - humingyay: Though if I’m past the point of exhaustion with... http://tumblr.com/xjv325htu0
Saturday, 1158: RT @MythBusters: RT @cyberbooboo: Can't beat @MythBusters in bed on a Saturday to start the day :)
Saturday, 1217: Oh, thank the sweet Flying Spaghetti Monster and the USPS. My new debit card has arrived. #expirationhell
Saturday, 1344: Bad news: do not think I can make it to the @borderlands_sf party today with @seananmcguire :( Good news: getting car window fixed!!!
Saturday, 1352: Azz: OMG SPORKY I JUST FINISHED CATCHING FIRE. @sporky_rat: DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING. Nyn: *douses Azz* Azz: *preens soot-covered feathers*
Saturday, 1355: @loopylisa93 @khasael YES, THERE ARE HAPPENINGS. http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=##chatfish
Saturday, 1358: @khasael @loopylisa93 Woe!
Saturday, 1450: @branquignole @laliandra I approve of this.
Saturday, 1516: Yay farmers' market! http://fresh-haul.dreamwidth.org/6870.html
Saturday, 1634: RT @simonpegg: JJ Abrams says due to my error and according to the rules of Koon-Ut-Kal-If-Fee, I now have to fight Zach Quinto to the d ...
Saturday, 1634: RT @decontextual: For those of you who think musicals are unrealistic because who just randomly bursts into song in daily life, um. Hi.
Saturday, 1741: @handler @tiferet93 *introduces* I'm sure both of you have many things to share about your run-ins with Clipper.
Saturday, 1744: RT @simonpegg: Hate to say we told you so ...

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Saturday, 1746: Oh right. That was my fannish friend asking for the crackfic beta, not the author; the author's tweet was just right above. #twitterdyslexia
Saturday, 1747: RT @jai_dit: Dear lady selling a Street Sheet outside Powell Station, your calling me a faggot makes me far less likely to help you.
Saturday, 1755: @amy_m_young @semanticist @_millymoo Joy! Sometimes "I'm only 20-30% dyke" is the least-problematic way to declare "I'm bi" in the workplace
Saturday, 1756: @amy_m_young @semanticist @_millymoo Because just saying "I'm bi" is an invitation for one's co-workers to police your identity.
Saturday, 1757: @amy_m_young @semanticist @_millymoo Unless you're exactly 50/50, some (often straight) people don't think you're a real bisexual.
Saturday, 1805: @_millymoo @amy_m_young @semanticist Yes, this is the problem. And that's usually only relationships/sex, not counting attraction & romance.
Saturday, 1807: just you watch, I am going to lie down to keep from falling over, and the guys to fix the window will wake me up.
Saturday, 1910: @oakandsage Yay cherries!
Saturday, 1911: So an hour after the time window, I get a call from the guy saying he'll be there in a half-hour. Communication problems ensue.
Saturday, 1931: Anticipating terrible amounts of bad hilarity with the auto glass guy, who was mutually unintelligible with me on the phone, I have park ...
Saturday, 1940: ...parked outside with a book & basket of fruit.
Saturday, 2012: The guy is here. No power hookup, so I will vacuum my own glass. Hooray for the window guy.
Saturday, 2032: Ooo, the window guy is sweeping up too. He can have the rest of my fruit if he wants!
Saturday, 2038: Check signed, invoice signed, car swept, receipt taken, fruit given, HOORAY NEW WINDOW!
Saturday, 2150: http://tumblr.com/xjv32fg8l8 #sanfrancisco #sf Missing person: Lien Fang Wang Kuo, age 85. Please RT/pass on to locals! #missingperson
Saturday, 2151: RT @tanehisi: Diversity means having someone in the room who can explain why black jokes at your "leadership conference" is not a good l ...
Saturday, 2153: @phoenixdreaming Ooo, I am intrigued.
Saturday, 2156: @rosefox Being able to shuffle chunks around seamlessly is beautiful. The notecard view is beautiful too. Spent hours cackling in a bar...
Saturday, 2157: @rosefox I could write my outline, shuffle it around as it suited me with amazing ease in the UI.
Saturday, 2158: Sex with someone from the future can be hazardous to your health http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/2011/06/16/sex-with-someone-from-the-future-can-be-hazardous-to-your-health/ (if you're a sea monkey, particularly)
Saturday, 2159: RT @neilhimself: Walked dogs in a thunderstorm, through what seemed to be a full-on firefly orgy. Perhaps fork lightning is pornography ...
Saturday, 2159: @racheline_m I would read this.
Saturday, 2200: @lindensphinx Oh dear!
Saturday, 2204: @lindensphinx If you're reading what I think you're reading, stay away from large dogs and spiders for a while. Snuggle up with a crowbar.
Saturday, 2205: @lindensphinx Also handkerchiefs, and something to muffle the inevitable screaming, and something to punch.
Saturday, 2208: @lindensphinx I love Shaun so very much. If you need it at any point, here is some emergency ROT13ed comfort: Znuve vf fnsr.
Saturday, 2209: @lindensphinx (This is courtesy of Word of God, at the party the other weekend.)
Saturday, 2209: @zarhooie Goodnight! Sleep well!
Saturday, 2211: @tiferet93 Aha! You have reappeared! I left a voicemail message re: potential shopping run?
Saturday, 2211: @tiferet93 My car's passenger window has new glass and all the shards are swept up. Looked like a crystal organ was blown up in there.
Saturday, 2218: @tiferet93 I'm still awake right now. ;) And nearing the end of Mockingjay.
Saturday, 2257: @tiferet93 Done with book!
Saturday, 2318: @tiferet93 Just about to leave; will call from usual place. ETA 20
Saturday, 2340: GOOD GOD SOME DUMBFUCKS IN THIS CITY
Sunday, 0029: @teshiron @khasael San Francisco drivers parking as to block the street I needed to turn down.

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