azurelunatic | 25 tweets for 2011-6-30

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Thursday, 0143: It is nearly midnight. "Close your eyes & close your mouth & go to sleep *immediately*. *Retroactively*!" -Aunt
Thursday, 0143: RT @teshiron: Dear person, it is "candy striper", not "candy stripper". Kthx.
Thursday, 0149: @GiniJudd Badly enough to listen to all of Weebl, with particular attention to Crabs & Scampi?
Thursday, 0154: @kareila Welcome back, Karzilla! Your machete should be hanging up right there.
Thursday, 0214: Shawn is a rational adult to whom I'm not related.

Thursday, 0216: (fifteen years later, I bet we still pass the broccoli test.)
Thursday, 1016: RT @kiyala: You guys, I am the Charles Xavier of cheese sandwiches. @BecToReality
Thursday, 1023: RT @RJmakes: When anti-equality folk say "CAN I MARRY A DOG? CAN I MARRY A CHILD?", I am deeply concerned about the way they view relati ...
Thursday, 1032: I appear to be waking up. Really wish Tweed could cache actions like favorite, rt, post, for when there's data.
Thursday, 1034: I do need to dig up my dedicated standalone camera.
Thursday, 1051: Happily, @marafish dug up an explanation of the broccoli test so I didn't have to: http://fanlore.org/wiki/Broccoli_Test
Thursday, 1222: @arkeiryn What kind of chickens? Pics?
Thursday, 1229: @arkeiryn Little red hens?
Thursday, 1239: @arkeiryn Pretty girls! Brooooooook brooooook broooooook
Thursday, 1445: @tiferet93 @Echofon has a required update that it won't work without or so they say.
Thursday, 1453: Great big loose dogs charging through yard.
Thursday, 1453: FatherSir: "GRAAAAR!!!" Me: "HWAANN! ...maybe chicken aggressive noises don't work so well on dogs."
Thursday, 1459: @tiferet93 I have no idea about Silver Bird; I just follow @echofon & they said there are required updates that need browser restart.
Thursday, 1540: @tiferet93 Probably. It involves OAuth compliance for the @echofon thing.
Thursday, 2045: @sixonekevin @dawna Indeed. Granted I have seen peer pressure cause piano practice but...
Thursday, 2210: RT @coffeechica: aaaaa help, it's 1998 and I'm late for my 9pm shift at the computer lab: http://www.textfiles.com/underconstruction/
Thursday, 2231: Girl I had the crush on in ~1993: still hot.
Thursday, 2257: RT @OneHotCrumpet: Well, I know glitter gets everywhere - but if it's on a dildo after your wank when it wasn't before? That's when you ...
Thursday, 2257: RT @amandathegreat: THIS JUST IN, YOU CAN LIKE A SPECIFIC BODY TYPE WITHOUT HATING OTHER BODY TYPES
Thursday, 2259: Jam session http://twitpic.com/5jdkri

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