azurelunatic | 62 tweets for 2011-7-3

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Saturday, 2359: Back home from coffee shop. Guide Dog Aunt is sleeping down in the shop.
Sunday, 0023: Things that will reliably send me into sobbing panic: my father making the final going-now call while I'm putting on difficult socks.
Sunday, 0103: @shirozora Your mom is on crack similar to my fishbaby's mom. They both need srs detoxing.
Sunday, 0116: Benefits of a small town: the farmers' market vendor is about to card you, sees your name, facechecks, doesn't need ID.
Sunday, 0117: Today's fun: slept hard, woke late, showers, farmers' market, email, coffee shop.

Sunday, 0118: Yesterday: Chena Hotsprings, moose pics, Uncle Skippy's.
Sunday, 0120: Tomorrow Dad & Aunt-Fayoumis are going to Meeting. Mama has a rehearsal. I may or may not have plans.
Sunday, 0203: FatherSir discovered that the mosquitoes gang up on you when you're taking the woods shortcut w/ 2 watermelons.
Sunday, 0221: Reluctant to find my #earworm's stuck in the 90s ... again
Sunday, 0225: @humpuphigh I feel for the LotR archive members & I hope the fucker's flameout is worth turning on the popper.
Sunday, 0231: @humpuphigh elf gives the best linkspam. *pants fearfully bankrupt*
Sunday, 0656: *glomps fish* IT HAS BEEN VERY QUIET HERE. #fishpile
Sunday, 0656: (I am awake because the itch cream wore off.)
Sunday, 0658: (Also I am having weird semi-dreams about being hugged & the chaos that might ensue if Darkside & Shawn met.)
Sunday, 0702: @belladelune aiiii, alas! #fishpile
Sunday, 0704: @belladelune I do not imagine that sort of letter-writing is any kind of fun. :(
Sunday, 0711: @belladelune I really have to find a phrase that's as expressive as 'enormous twats' without the problematic connotations.
Sunday, 0712: @belladelune Because once I do, that is the phrase that applies to those passport rules.
Sunday, 0714: @khasael #fishpile is good for cuddles, yes.
Sunday, 0717: Trying to go back to sleep. Totally lacking huggy rock.
Sunday, 1109: Uncle Davy on sharing gear: "What pinhead's been using my welding helmet?"
Sunday, 1340: Spicy Foods:
-submitted by Ken http://damnyouautocorrect.com/9118/spicy-foods/
Sunday, 1355: Lovely Paint Color:
-submitted by TJ http://damnyouautocorrect.com/9146/lovely-paint-color/
Sunday, 1433: Gynecologists Can Get Rather Proprietary: Tech guy on phone: It doesn't work? You let Jeff touch it?! You ... http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/012862.html
Sunday, 1435: RT @humpuphigh: "Honey is not lube, Pooh." #WelcomeToMyBrain
Sunday, 1449: TF: How Not To Do Evangelism: Tribulation Force, pp. 386-396Reading the Left Behind series has caused me t... http://www.patheos.com/community/slacktivist/2011/06/13/tf-how-not-to-do-evangelism/
Sunday, 1450: @sixonekevin Yuck. Hope it gets better.
Sunday, 1452: Watching The Defectives: Shared by JD

I'm glad he runs this every year, because it's such valuable advi... http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2011/06/watching-defectives.html
Sunday, 1543: ... Yeah, we can't take my father anywhere.
Sunday, 1548: RT @Ruth_A_Buzzi: Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg said he only eats what he kills. By the way, Mark, exactly how does privacy taste, a ...
Sunday, 1550: RT @crschmidt: My daughter's flight through IAD got delayed, and she's now stuck in the airport over night. @United can't tell me where ...
Sunday, 1550: RT @crschmidt: I have called @United's 800 number 3 times and they can't give me any contact info at airport, or any info about overnigh ...
Sunday, 1551: @crschmidt Oh hell. I remember traveling alone @ 15 & missing a flight. Does she have a way to contact you?
Sunday, 1553: @aellairene ... !!! Are they malicious, ignorant, or just stupid?
Sunday, 1553: @aellairene Yes.
Sunday, 1559: @aellairene Jesus. One of the marriage equality advocates probably has a compilation of the rights bundled with marriage somewhere...
Sunday, 1600: @aellairene Oh dear. This is where I am probably more of a shit-stirrer than you.
Sunday, 1656: The magic hamster^H^H^H^H^H^H 8-ball has run out of magic http://twitpic.com/5ktih7
Sunday, 1733: Oh god, I wonder if I know any teenagers in Fairbanks. I could be a godmother. #gothroomcleaning
Sunday, 1737: Found TI-82 link cable while cleaning up. Cc: @fuzzymodem
Sunday, 1739: Found Finest Worktape & Identity Crisis mix tapes #queenofemomix
Sunday, 1741: (okay, Finest Worktape was for productivity. Started with @REM's "Finest Worksong")
Sunday, 1744: Oh dear gods. Creme Filled mixtape. Attn @pyrogenique @amalnahurriyeh http://twitpic.com/5ku48y
Sunday, 1806: Teenage!Azz, juggling three hazardous Egyptian Fayoumi hens http://twitpic.com/5kue6l
Sunday, 1808: RT @crschmidt: ... Okay, so she *didn't* miss her flight. United just told us she did. And rebooked her on a flight tomorrow morning. Sh ...
Sunday, 1832: The Sound-ness of Tree Falls: Shared by teshiron

lol?
(Image credit: Flickr member Jorge Orte Tudela)
b... http://www.neatorama.com/2011/06/21/the-sound-ness-of-tree-falls/
Sunday, 1837: RT @crschmidt: What I went through thinking my daughter was lost flying through IAD: http://crschmidt.net/blog/archives/493/flying-united-or-not/ -- with @United not knowing Ali ...
Sunday, 1837: @cryandkiss A whole bunch of my fish are doing JulNoWriMo, actually...
Sunday, 1838: RT @notlikenormal: MT @lisawilliams: Enough already with the sexist, ageist "your mother won't use X." I AM A MOTHER. I HAVE ROOT. htt ...
Sunday, 1842: @amalnahurriyeh @pyrogenique I'm looking at all this and wondering HOW THE HELL WE WERE EVER SO YOUNG.
Sunday, 1915: "I just thought, 'What the hell; I'm as sleazy as the next guy!'" -Uncle Davy
Sunday, 1925: @phoenixdreaming Poke me to write up more of my experiences. Been journaling since '91, more than half my life.
Sunday, 1936: http://twitpic.com/5kvmm9
Sunday, 1937: http://twitpic.com/5kvn16
Sunday, 2205: @fairlight777 Those girls were seriously some of the most deranged chickens I have ever owned, petted, or tried to stuff in a party dress.
Sunday, 2207: @sarahdopp Default browser at work, on the work computer. There's an interface that requires it.
Sunday, 2243: RT @CaptianRobert: Our love of "killing zombies" is due to a subconscious knowledge that we overpopulated the planet. Deep inside we wan ...
Sunday, 2300: RT @Emergency_In_SF: BART POLICE SHOOTING: unconfirmed report of a BART police officer shooting a suspect at Civic Center BART station. ...
Sunday, 2313: Attempting to catch up on Google Reader backlog. Not going to happen any time soon...
Sunday, 2316: ... apparently there are Scary Sextoy Friday items fucked-up enough that I will not directly link to them.
Sunday, 2323: @fairlight777 Yes.
Monday, 0012: @fairlight777 @tiferet93 THINGS I NEVER WANT TO SEE IN A SHOPPING BAG.

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