azurelunatic | 42 tweets for 2011-7-17

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0321: @fairlight777 ...you do realize that @ladyofthelog meant that as Thomas the Tank Engine badfic to alarm/amuse @semanticist??
Sunday, 0330: @kitchenmage I hear it playing in my head now. Better than whatever noise was on before.
Sunday, 0339: RT @oakandsage: Peter's pecker pecked a pint of pickled peppers. Ow! We hope Peter Piper learned a valuable lesson about #NotLube
Sunday, 0341: Re: Peter Piper's pecker, I am now seeing an appropriately sized rooster very unhappy post-peck. Great feathery bastard. @oakandsage
Sunday, 0345: @loopylisa93 I seem to be very good at it!

Sunday, 0346: @fairlight777 ... I must see this video.
Sunday, 0404: Any "sex tips" twitter account that repeats the same three weak jokes over & over interspersed with marketing: BAD SPAMMER NO FOLLOW.
Sunday, 0602: Went to bed at 9:30. Woke up at 2, ravenous. Thought I could ignore it. Thought wrong. Grilled cheese & fic. Now bedtime again?
Sunday, 0956: @loopylisa93 Aiiiii :( :( :( #fishpile
Sunday, 1004: @loopylisa93 Of course. You are plenty old enough to know your orientation! #fishpile
Sunday, 1008: @loopylisa93 Also try Scissor Sisters "I Can't Decide" is a good angry song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFKUnfwBPTU
Sunday, 1011: RT @semanticist: Also, just tried to brush my hair with my iPhone. There is not an app for that.
Sunday, 1021: Via @fairlight777 @tiferet93 & @jai_dit: Katy Perry's "Peacock", now with 100% more actual peacock: http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DS3bRPHPQsOs
Sunday, 1113: Ugh. Stupid lungs. I can still breathe but that feeling makes me really uneasy.
Sunday, 1210: This is an old-ass modem. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9dpXHnJXaE
Sunday, 1211: RT @rcbeiler: There are girls planning to write slash fiction about me. This means I'm famous now, right? #DontUnderstandHowFameWorks
Sunday, 1214: @seananmcguire Once when sorting papers, I dumped the whole stack all over the floor. I immediately froze & looked for the undo button.
Sunday, 1324: GOOGLE DOCS, YOU FUCKING TYPOMONGER, SMARTQUOTES ARE HIDEOUS.
Sunday, 1325: RT @isabeautiful: Still having way too much fun with the XMFC Valdemar fusion #crackfic
Sunday, 1326: @wordroot There's a limit on how many times a client can poke Twitter, to keep badly behaved clients from pulling the whole site down.
Sunday, 1326: RT @racheline_m: Scotland Yard chief just resigned in News International hacking case. "The water is now lapping around the ankles of th ...
Sunday, 1329: Google Docs FUCKING SMARTQUOTES: Tools: Preferences: Use smart quotes: UNCHECKED, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Sunday, 1332: @wordroot Funky! I wonder if there's a known issue with that showing up at weird times and places.
Sunday, 1407: Argh. My net connction does not seem stable today. :(
Sunday, 1411: @humpuphigh My #comcast is bouncing!
Sunday, 1422: Cocoa butter & beeswax lotion smells like chocolate & honey. Mmmm.
Sunday, 1803: RT @jonrog1: Okay, thanks to our friends in London nobody ever gets to ask why our #leverage characters get away with hacking. Anything ...
Sunday, 1807: @rcbeiler I do recommend solar/USB/wall charging battery packs for extended travel, so you can power back up if you're on the go.
Sunday, 1807: @rcbeiler Just not the off-brand POS that I got, because it doesn't want to take a charge from PERFECTLY GOOD SUN if it's been drained.
Sunday, 1809: @fairlight777 Brocade is for more than corsets. Think waistcoats, atevi-style court jackets...
Sunday, 1809: @fairlight777 ... hahaha, I see we are thinking in the same direction.
Sunday, 1816: @khasael SWEET.
Sunday, 1817: @rcbeiler What kind of a rip? An embroidery hoop often helps with mending irregularly shaped ones.
Sunday, 1822: @cupofT @EnglishMossop Duct tape would be an extremely macho option, though more likely to depilate on its way off.
Sunday, 1823: @fairlight777 It was GORGEOUS.
Sunday, 2205: RT @bstiteler: This is not a "mix up." This is a deliberate attempt on the part of Fox to muddy the scandal in their viewers' minds http ...
Sunday, 2214: @coffeechica Oh, kitty. :( :( :(
Monday, 0017: @amalnahurriyeh Yay!
Monday, 0018: RT @WilliamShatner: My Google+ account was flagged for violating standards. Saying hello to everyone apparently is against the rules may ...
Monday, 0020: This shit so ain't right. http://www.suntimes.com/news/6495246-417/man-says-blood-center-rejected-him-because-he-appeared-gay.html Man says blood center rejected him because he appeared gay
Monday, 0021: Look, the MSM thing is bad enough, but if you can't trust the self-report of a dude that he's not MSM, to hell with you.
Monday, 0028: This comment from karenm77 is right on the fucking nose: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2011/07/the_decent_human_beings_guide.php#comment-4305869

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