azurelunatic | 56 tweets for 2011-7-22

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Friday, 0220: @loopylisa93 Lisaaaaaa, Scott's making me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Friday, 0221: RT @ColleenLindsay: For the evening crowd: If you have a job for a former Borders US employee, please share it here: http://borders.posterous.com ...
Friday, 0237: @ladyofthelog Muahahahahaah.
Friday, 0238: @zenrhino Is that the migraine-inducing one where those two have hatesex in a spaceship?
Friday, 0239: @LiveJournal Metaquotes!

Friday, 0240: @maureenjohnson "Majority-female open source software project" is still a magic phrase.
Friday, 0241: @ladyofthelog There is this magic website which you and I should be all over if only it weren't all so flash-based. #cannotflashphone
Friday, 0242: @ladyofthelog YES YES YES YOU MUST BRAMMERS IS TOTAL LOVE OMG YOU MUST GO NOW DO NOT WAIT
Friday, 0243: @Quiara What person didn't?
Friday, 0243: @ladyofthelog AFTER, YES.
Friday, 0248: RT @mollydotcom: User experience can never be more important than access. For if there is no access, there can be no user, much less exp ...
Friday, 0253: @karisha_harlan Nope.
Friday, 0256: RT @notlikenormal: Here's a thought. Now that we know how awful migraines are, can everyone else get Bachmann's level of care for them?
Friday, 0302: Somehow, it must be the fault of @donttrythis that I'm watching Michigan J. Frog clips on YouTube.
Friday, 0310: @TheRealNimoy Your portrayal of Spock helped make a lonely and alienated adolescence bearable. Thank you. #stayingalive
Friday, 0319: @semanticist Two weeks for my buddy with one of the contractors.
Friday, 0324: RT @MrsAvoirdupois: Hot weather survival tip: small folding fans are inexpensive and attractive. Also useful for delivering light, instr ...
Friday, 0327: "Filling a Much-Needed Void : real women" http://ur1.ca/4rclm
Friday, 0338: @kitchenmage @rihani Ice waterbottle wrapped in a towel instead of a teddybear. If you can do breeze while sleeping, fan @ bed. Spray bottle
Friday, 0339: @sassbandit Puppet sounds like it would be a sub-specific slur.
Friday, 0354: RT @LittleMousling: Things like this are why nothing will ever make me pick up a "women's" magazine. They don't get a fucking cent from ...
Friday, 0355: I might pick one up for the lulz, but I certainly wouldn't want to do anything to encourage them. #ethicaltimesforpiracy
Friday, 0406: It approaches the last week of July. Please do not be alarmed if/when you see me enact mourning rituals. She will be dead 15 years now.
Friday, 0407: @tajasel Woohoooooooooooo!
Friday, 0447: @oakandsage I am a confused geek who thinks the entire editorial staff is either mental or actively dangerous to society.
Friday, 0525: @oakandsage I thought the secret of being a lady was becoming 'Sidi-ji in one's old age.
Friday, 0525: @laliandra *basks*
Friday, 1316: @OWStarr The folks at @dreamwidth have been training me to keep accessibility as one of the very first considerations.
Friday, 1319: @OWStarr I want all my followers & friends to be able to use whatever new curation tool I grab, and I know at least 2 screen reader users.
Friday, 1326: @OWStarr Pearltrees is gorgeous & looks useful, but if it's a tool that people like @Scatterbeams can't use...
Friday, 1334: RT @mixosaurus: Reading Benwell & Stokoe's Discourse & Identity. Actually, no, having a male partner does not make someone heterosexual ...
Friday, 1352: @ifonlyella Click your name, with the little arrow. It has gone all Future.
Friday, 1353: RT @phoenixdreaming: Something I haven't seen mentioned in English media: Utøya shooter was blond, Nordic appearance
Friday, 1356: RT @hectordbyrd: How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He started eating the pizza long before it was cool.
Friday, 1357: RT @mikeyk: Call this morning from Amazon Web Services: "we heard @justinbieber joined Instagram, so we proactively bumped up your insta ...
Friday, 1400: RT @voraciousbrain: VICIOUS NOT VISCOUS. MALEVOLENCE NOT MUCUS.
Friday, 1406: @Scatterbeams It's a bookmarking, organizing, and sharing tool: http://www.pearltrees.com/
Friday, 1407: @Scatterbeams You did get it basically right the first time; it's pearl like comes from an oyster, but all one word.
Friday, 1428: RT @birgittaj: If you are in #Oslo unlock your Wifi for ppl in need & go give blood if you are type O. Ullevaal Hospital call 2211 8900 ...
Friday, 1431: @Scatterbeams Sure! Or if you're comfortable posting more publicly, you could do that; I think the developers might want to know too.
Friday, 1441: @llbbooks No, my parents are behind you.
Friday, 1640: Still deeply amused by the legal response "vade et caca in pilleum" http://www.newyorkpersonalinjuryattorneyblog.com/2011/05/joseph-rakofsky-i-have-an-answer-for-you.html
Friday, 1652: "philomytha | Fic: Rescue Procedures" http://ur1.ca/4rhf3 Length: 500 words
Content: implied threesome. Dr Who crossov … http://ur1.ca/4rhf4
Friday, 1658: @ifonlyella Hm! Perhaps that only shows up on some browsers.
Friday, 1755: "Story: Gay, Bejeweled, Nazi Bikers of Gor" http://ur1.ca/4ri7y #crackfic
Friday, 1900: @xlerb It's actually not quite as terrifying as it sounds. Non-explicit, deliberately stultifying prose, w/a Houseplants of Gor reference.
Friday, 2044: @maureenjohnson Open up a window!
Friday, 2049: *introduces @triathene & @shirozora*
Friday, 2052: Have read Gordon Korman's Schooled. Sadly, there were no explosions, and part of the ending felt pastede on yey. Still a fun light read.
Friday, 2053: (I mean, more pastede-on-yey than the usual deus ex machina.)
Friday, 2054: RT @quinnnorton: As a white person of northern European extraction, I'd like to condemn and distance myself from the actions of Norway's ...
Friday, 2145: RT @salanaland: In a perfect world, politicians would work FOR their constituents, religion would HELP people somehow, & there would be ...
Friday, 2220: @OWStarr My friends @scatterbeams had the time to try the site with a screen reader this evening & kindly wrote it up: http://not-a-sniglet.dreamwidth.org/315835.html
Friday, 2235: @sixonekevin @cryandkiss And then I never remember which one I derived it from.
Saturday, 0046: Khasael - HP Fanfic: The Imporance of Fashion Accessories (R).: http://pear.ly/fKHEe via @pearltrees
Saturday, 0047: Khasael - HP Fanfic: Private Lessons (NC-17): http://pear.ly/fKHF0 via @pearltrees #fanfiction

Schooled! That was a fun one. Though I can say that no administrator with any clues at all would EVER give a student a blank check. You call, but the administration has to make the deal or purchase and/or collect the receipts.

So many Korman plots would never happen if everyone had common sense.

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