azurelunatic | 71 tweets for 2011-7-27

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Wednesday, 0016: @khasael Aiii, stupid money. :(
Wednesday, 0023: @kiyala Oh honey. :( :(
Wednesday, 0024: RT @grantimahara: My pleasure, Doc! RT @ArkhamAsylumDoc: Seriously, thanks to @grantimahara who made that Vader costume possible. http:/ ...
Wednesday, 0030: RT @kerrikins: *dead* poor Tom Felton, oh my god http://emmagrant01.tumblr.com/post/8116597485/living-death-toms-reaction-to-drarry-manips
Wednesday, 0032: @fondrie My whole IRC channel was in stitches, especially @tamouse.

Wednesday, 0132: If you still can't get to LiveJournal, clear cache & LJ cookies & try again. And again after the weird "__setdomsess" bit.
Wednesday, 0225: @amberfoxfire Oh, I get that with hair from the black lab. OW.
Wednesday, 0251: RT @rowanium: "Maybe in magical farting pixie land you get a new cane every time the tip wears out?" —@azurelunatic and #outofcontexttheatre
Wednesday, 0454: How the fuck did it get to be 4am? (Gossip & giggling part of slumber party w/ @rowanium is winding down.)
Wednesday, 0507: @dduane Ew, I hate articles using language that conflates security breech with DDoS. The symptoms are consistent w/ past DDoS & mitigation.
Wednesday, 0510: Quick terminology note: "Hack" often is used in place of "crack", or security breech. DDoS is not (generally) a security breech.
Wednesday, 0516: Imagine a v bad traffic jam, where 98% of the cars aren't commuters, but assclowns who wanted to make your day bad.
Wednesday, 0519: So a #DDoS is a computer assclown traffic jam. Often with zombies.
Wednesday, 0523: A web server with too much traffic may well stop serving pages and just lie there looking broken & pathetic like betrayed!Wardo.
Wednesday, 0525: @laliandra Quickly, talk some sense into me or I may be forced to write an AU where they are all computers.
Wednesday, 0527: @laliandra It will want to, if you are one of the assclowns. #serversdonthavearmsforareason #thewinkleviiareadatabasecluster
Wednesday, 0531: @loopylisa93 I am in bed on my phone! I should be sleeping not AO3ing. #webserverWardohasaduckling
Wednesday, 0621: RT @AO3_Status: #AO3 is running normally, but we are experiencing heavy traffic, which can sometimes trigger a 502 error. Sorry for the ...
Wednesday, 0621: @AO3_Status With LJ mostly down, everyone's looking for their fic fix with y'all?
Wednesday, 0622: @loopylisa93 For the record, 502 Bad Gateway is when the receptionist is busy taking care of something like Sean/hookers & can't let you in.
Wednesday, 0626: @loopylisa93 Meanwhile, no matter whether webserver!Mark is busy as fuck or just wanting somebody to love him, the receptionist is very busy
Wednesday, 0633: Never stuff vanilla yoghurt in your little sister's shoes. http://www.jackprelutsky.com/flash/parentPoems/MotherSaysImSick.pdf
Wednesday, 0634: RT @ao3org: Tip: if SPN big bangs are loading slowly, we have stripped-down pages like the ones we used for Yuletide: http://archiveofourown.org/static/collections/Supernatural_and_J2_Big_Bang_2011/fandoms/Supernatural
Wednesday, 0645: This was my very favorite poem for a while. http://www.jackprelutsky.com/flash/parentPoems/WhyIsDadMad.pdf
Wednesday, 0703: @kiyala No. Most recent, photos.
Wednesday, 0704: RT @AO3_Status: One of our sysadmins made some tweaks, so performance should be back to normal now!
Wednesday, 0726: Ow. Left leg not behaving well. At least I can hear the soothing sound of garbage trucks?
Wednesday, 1213: @maureenjohnson It's just stupid, but not evil.
Wednesday, 1215: RT @cleolinda: RT @jessnevins: @cleolinda Boy meets robot. Boy loses robot. Boy gets robot back. It's the oldest plot.
Wednesday, 1219: @tajasel Actually @jai_dit is closer to Muni (M line) than BART.
Wednesday, 1231: RT @LiveJournal: Currently experiencing a DDoS attack for the past two days -- http://status.livejournal.org/
Wednesday, 1250: RT @FakeeEtiquette: It is rude to situate yourself on an aging Internet user's virtual lawn.
Wednesday, 1252: @amy_m_young Not Another StarFreedom-Jinx?
Wednesday, 1259: Via a friend, information hoarding (nondisclosing type) in the business world: http://www.pptspaces.com/pptblog/Lists/Posts/Post.aspx?ID=12
Wednesday, 1305: @metaphorge How are the mosquitoes?
Wednesday, 1324: My total vocabulary size is estimated to be: 36,100 words http://testyourvocab.com/?r=320035
Wednesday, 1409: @ObscurReference Oh my, has someone been having FRUSTRATION WITH ALL THE MENZ lately?
Wednesday, 1451: The #chatfish are attempting to teach Ev (poor deprived child) the joys of Sean Connery, after I mentioned the related Shawn incident.
Wednesday, 1452: RT @whitehouse: @wiggsd Sorry to hear that. Fiscal policy is important, but can be dry sometimes. Here's something more fun: http://t.co ...
Wednesday, 1522: @oakandsage COME JOIN THE CHATFISH (if you can) ##chatfish on freenode
Wednesday, 1525: RT @basicallygeek: Every fish is sacred, every fish is great, if a fish is wasted, Gollum gets quite irate. #MontyTolkien
Wednesday, 1530: @oakandsage Muahahaha!
Wednesday, 1644: Just made @rowanium laugh hard enough to need his inhaler with my rendition of "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone"
Wednesday, 1648: RT @GeorgeTakei: Apparently, glitter is new weapon of choice for Takei people.
Wednesday, 1746: @amy_m_young None exists. (Still camera is bad enough.) There is a recording from 2008 though: http://azurelunatic.livejournal.com/5967232.html
Wednesday, 1747: @kitchenmage Well, if you mentioned all three of those words... also, people searching for that really do need the back off message, right?
Wednesday, 1755: o_O Brogrammer: http://www.quora.com/How-does-a-programmer-become-a-brogrammer/answer/Colin-Ulmer
Wednesday, 2016: So @rowanium just totally parallel parked my car, which he had never driven before. Badass.
Wednesday, 2031: @evanhamilton I think I may have been the douchebag driver who was out in the crosswalk, sorry... #mybad
Wednesday, 2036: @evanhamilton I managed to get my car right in the middle of the crosswalk while a couple people were crossing about a half hour ago.
Wednesday, 2037: @evanhamilton One of the people looked like you, so if that was you, I apologize. :)
Wednesday, 2038: @rowanium This is what retweeting the good bits is for. :D
Wednesday, 2042: I really want to get the disparate parts of interacting with users plugged into each other for better service. #octribe
Wednesday, 2045: I don't know how crowdsourced support and CRMs can be made to work together. #octribe
Wednesday, 2048: Seems like the level of tracking required for good support is not something a user would want public enough for crowdsourced help. #octribe
Wednesday, 2050: @aqblickley Agreed. Even so, it's good to get aggregate data about people who have had personal interaction vs. those who haven't. #octribe
Wednesday, 2051: @rowanium Indeed!
Wednesday, 2054: PR tends to be outbound and not into responding individually. They could probably use aggregate feedback to form next blast though. #octribe
Wednesday, 2055: So if you can pull in social media responses easily & tally them up, PR could see what got the strongest positive response. #octribe
Wednesday, 2059: "We own the servers" is a really powerful statement to be able to make. #octribe #cotweet cc:@ao3org
Wednesday, 2104: RT @silsen: Good point: 4 #nonprofits, huge value of stuff like @cotweet is ability to have multiple mngrs of same account w/multiple pa ...
Wednesday, 2110: One @cotweet enterprise feature: ability to mark messages as resolved, not just archived. Nice. #octribe
Wednesday, 2111: Another tool for community management on Twitter from the peanut gallery: http://www.radian6.com/ #octribe
Wednesday, 2114: Tonight's entertainment is the SF Online Community group #octribe with guest speaker @MegClark from @cotweet, which is why all the chatter.
Wednesday, 2116: "...how else did Toyota deal with [accelerator stuck issue]?" ...badly? #octribe
Wednesday, 2328: RT @salanaland: @azurelunatic Am very tired, thought you said crowdsourced yogurt.
Wednesday, 2345: Ooo, shiny vial box: http://www.sindrianarts.com/2011/07/27/new-vial-box-reward-on-kickstarter/
Wednesday, 2353: RT @rowanium: Cars are not stairworthy. But stairs are not carworthy either!
Thursday, 0016: @mamajoan What an awkward invitation! "Sounds like fun! Is it appropriate for children, as my son Isaac is __?"
Thursday, 0049: @kerrikins I think the DDoS is ongoing.
Thursday, 0050: Look! Let's get women to buy beer by making patronizingly marketed, undrinkable pink shit! http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jul/19/beer-women-brewers-marketing

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