azurelunatic | 69 tweets for 2011-8-17

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 2357: RT @daffodelias: Oh, Open Office. You have much to learn. I can assure you, "fisted" is indeed a word. (There is no fisting in this stor ...
Tuesday, 2359: @rowanium ok! I will set alarms accordingly.
Wednesday, 0000: @tallin32 @Betfairpoker However, if you're allergic, it's wise to quietly arrange for emergency assistance beforehand.
Wednesday, 0001: ... why would I even think that stuffing a cherry pit up my nose was a good idea. WHY.
Wednesday, 0003: @cupofT No, but my left nostril feels significantly larger than the right one.

Wednesday, 0005: @shirozora Your mom's opinion on actual creative process, NOT SO RELIABLE.
Wednesday, 0028: Okay, so having successfully extracted the FIRST cherry pit from my nose, why do I contemplate DOING IT AGAIN? (Didn't.) #whatimpulsecontrol
Wednesday, 0135: @fairlight777 This time I managed to actually identify the impulse before carrying it out and being surprised. At least.
Wednesday, 0145: Emoticon’d: Shared by Azure Lunatic

Apologetic bus is really apologetic.

LoL by: NewVeg... http://cars.failblog.org/2011/07/26/funny-car-photos-emoticond-bus-crash-sorry/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TWBO+%28That+Will+Buff+Out%29
Wednesday, 0155: Contemplating how much worse and/or nonexistant my life would be without having known lj user boojum.
Wednesday, 0159: Post-Conflict Potter http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2011/08/11/post_conflict_potter?page=full
Wednesday, 0815: Just got bugzilla email about something I filed a few weeks ago. Re-read spec. Damn I'm good. ^_^
Wednesday, 0833: @sofiaviolet I have a long-established "if I think stuffing m&ms up my nose is a good idea I am too tired" rule. Apparently I was very tired
Wednesday, 0840: RT @OldDirtyGamer: Never ask the San Francisco skylike about the future: "Reply foggy, gimme my coffee..." will almost always be your an ...
Wednesday, 0848: RT @ferretthimself: If I have learned anything from attending writing conventions, it's not to bring a lot of books. You'll be bringing ...
Wednesday, 0852: @decontextual @amberfoxfire YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wednesday, 1020: RT @ifonlyella: WHO BOUGHT MY CAMERA? camera put down in Mind in bristol was sold! Silver canon ixus, photos of mountain and actors. PLE ...
Wednesday, 1022: @amalnahurriyeh dot dot dot
Wednesday, 1023: @khasael Meep.
Wednesday, 1041: RT @jvfriedman: I hate the climate that caused this post, but I love everything about it. Fabulous commentary on LGBT rights. http://t.c ...
Wednesday, 1043: RT @helenelectric: I have to admit, my curiosity is piqued http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-zoo-fail.jpg
Wednesday, 1046: RT @decontextual: "I don't do sexytiems with dragons." On why she doesn't want links to Smaug fic, Benedict Cumbersnatch not withstanding.
Wednesday, 1050: RT @humpuphigh: Interesting. I'd do it, too. http://www10.nytimes.com/2011/08/15/us/15forage.html?_r=5
Wednesday, 1051: RT @katelinnea: Oh dear. MT @maureenjohnson Read this story to the end. Not only is it scary, but the FBI is NOT BEING SNEAKY ENOUGH. ht ...
Wednesday, 1052: Steve Hughes: the "straightness" of gay men, and the "gayness" of straight men http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9SiDtJLaU (video, uncensored humor)
Wednesday, 1053: @oakandsage DIURNAL MORALITY.
Wednesday, 1057: @decontextual Earworm for one of my tearjerker songs, no less.
Wednesday, 1209: @jenemoore Do find somewhere that you can go if you need to scream without bothering anyone.
Wednesday, 1237: @jenphalian Well, if there are no wires broken, might could be a hot-glue fix.
Wednesday, 1238: RT @cleolinda: RT @lilithsaintcrow: RT @postsecret: 50% off all "invisibility cloaks" at Borders, act fast. . . (pic) http://www.epicponyz.com/2011/08/invisible-cloaks.html
Wednesday, 1248: @sarahreesbrenna I have every faith that the chat will be awesome!
Wednesday, 1248: @laliandra Oh noooo!
Wednesday, 1457: @jenphalian Oh yay! If you can ever get your hands on a hot-melt glue gun, those things are dead useful.
Wednesday, 1458: @ferretthimself Y hello thar. I'll see what I'm doing later on.
Wednesday, 1540: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1907, Seattle's Pike Place Market opened. To celebrate, you are encouraged to randomly throw huge-ass fish at u ...
Wednesday, 1557: @semanticist Have you been introduced to the + trick, for things you know it's going to throw a wobbly over?
Wednesday, 1558: @kitchenmage Just last night I was trying to re-imagine the 7-layer OSI model layered drink I'd once tried to make.
Wednesday, 1558: Indeed. RT: @MargretheRavn: @ToryBelleci It should be "Pull the pin out, throw the grenade" Just to make certain you don't throw the pin.
Wednesday, 1606: @ajafair The only thing I had to contribute to that thread was Dire Straits lyrics; if anonface doesn't get it, sucks to be them.
Wednesday, 1608: @BecToReality That is an awesome Pride outfit.
Wednesday, 1729: Via Good Vibrations, a survey on a topic near and dear to my heart: LUBE! http://t.co/Sl1GeM7
Wednesday, 1730: @rowanium ^_^
Wednesday, 1735: @kitchenmage I'm thinking the bottom layer should be representative of either chips or cables. So chocolate chips or licorice?
Wednesday, 1735: @kitchenmage So does that make us a twisted pair. ;-P
Wednesday, 1737: @semanticist Especially frustrating when the thing you need involves punctuation that's not indexed.
Wednesday, 1738: RT @deirdresm: Convention hotel has a two-foot long Soylent Green hot dog. Wonder how many people will order one?
Wednesday, 1805: RT: @rowanium: WD-40 is #notlube (and might earn you a trip to your local emergency room depending on how sensitive you are!).
Wednesday, 1814: @kitchenmage I remember the time I couldn't disconnect from the work network at layer 0. The local IT dude finally fixed it.
Wednesday, 1818: @tallin32 Well, it came up in my health class, and also in @rowanium's on account of it having actually happened. >_<
Wednesday, 1819: @jenphalian I would laugh at a cold-melt glue gun. (I often do.) But hot-melt is not to be fucked with in its proper time and place.
Wednesday, 1823: @tallin32 Sadly, yes. Some young people are actually that stupid and/or misinformed. :(
Wednesday, 1827: @tallin32 I help maintain a "lube and not-lube" collection, due to horrifying WD-40 incidents and very bad information in fiction.
Wednesday, 1830: @semanticist @rowanium Well, the ripping-off-the-tape part might be useful for extra masochism....
Wednesday, 1839: @jenphalian Yes. Cool-melt glue gun is good for allowing people who are basically clumsy to use glue guns without mortal injury.
Wednesday, 1839: @jenphalian Hot-melt is for people who want the things they're gluing to stay stuck to each other, and don't mind a chance of burns.
Wednesday, 1852: @jenphalian And the glue, when dried, is often sort of milky whitish in color?
Wednesday, 1908: I have collapsed @rowanium into a pile of laughter by deploying "Stress", by Jim's Big Ego. "I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine..."
Wednesday, 1950: @whumpdotcom Oh dear, I first read that as "decorative". #ttants
Wednesday, 2004: RT @nelson: Another anti-gay Republican who's secretly having sex with young men. Guys, just come out, it gets better. http://www.indystar.com/article/20110812/LOCAL1804/108120333/Email-rendezvous-entangles-state-Rep-Phillip-Hinkle
Wednesday, 2013: @xlerb It will do that these days. Scary.
Wednesday, 2014: Via @xlerb: http://elephant-closet.com
Wednesday, 2014: @khasael HI KHAS
Wednesday, 2130: @khasael *flops onto floor as well*
Wednesday, 2136: RT @tofuandwhiskey: This is the best thing I've seen in San Francisco. Time travel IS possible. http://twitter.com/tofuandwhiskey/status/104019264981307392/photo/1
Wednesday, 2137: @jai_dit They were cranky about the gender options as well, and encouraging people to write in with their feedback.
Wednesday, 2138: @rynia I hear tell that these things happen where there is sun. I wore sunscreen while driving in AZ.
Wednesday, 2138: RT @jai_dit: So remember how I was horrified by that waffle/fried chicken sandwich a bit ago? Looks like I can get one free tomorrow. Wi ...
Wednesday, 2140: @rynia Included pics like that won't show for non-authorized, but do show the username. Alas.
Wednesday, 2210: @khasael *brings stupid facebook games into bed*

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