azurelunatic | 54 tweets for 2011-9-2

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Friday, 0012: @ActionChick Imagine how disappointed he'll be when he finds out that she's human.
Friday, 0014: @ActionChick The "is he extra super nice because he's REALLY NICE, or because he wants in my pants" isn't a fun guessing game either.
Friday, 0015: @feliciaday My book club started using hashtags in IRC, which is sort of perverse once you think about it.
Friday, 0613: @loopylisa93 Oh my! That's an eyeful!
Friday, 0619: New phrasing for my scrapbook: "at the speed of drunken molasses", courtesy @niqaeli.

Friday, 0622: @BubblesHume Oh dear. Is it at least good argument?
Friday, 0656: This is a reissue of the classic HP calculator FatherSir ruined by spilling green beans on it in his tote bag: http://www.shopping.hp.com/product/calculator/Scientific/1/storefronts/NW250AA%2523ABA
Friday, 0705: @kiyala Bwahahaha yes, I often make this mistake also.
Friday, 0747: "catesbeiana" http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/158055.html
Friday, 0750: "sam_storyteller: Rematch 1/2 (Sherlock, White Collar)" http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/168353.html #fanfic #white #collar #sherlock
Friday, 0803: RT @mamajoan: The kids are playing live-action Angry Birds with stuffed animals. They're even making the different noises that the vario ...
Friday, 0804: @khasael Heh. (So, what does he do, again?)
Friday, 0813: @khasael Ooo! Shiny!
Friday, 0823: RT @noahsussman: Quote of the day: "Engineers call them edge cases. I call them: what our users do."
Friday, 0827: @loopylisa93 I think that the FISH are the sexually deviant house. :-P
Friday, 0849: @BubblesHume Tch, young people these days. (Are they under 31? I hope? For I may then call them "young people".)
Friday, 0857: Via #dreamwidth IRC, specifically cme: Knitted bacon BLT with cabling: http://www.winglmui.com/blog/?p=81
Friday, 0951: Like a bus! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkTw7J-hGmg (Via @semanticist)
Friday, 0953: Weirdly, in my own life I'm probably more Ravenclaw, but as #fishmum I'm showing distinctly Hufflepuff tendencies.
Friday, 1425: I just used the phrase "fire fey materials engineers" re: why there is currently no wireless for Tobyverse volcano fae. http://seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com/384132.html?thread=15867268
Friday, 1426: @semanticist Perhaps it wasn't on purpose. (Also, perhaps it was his wife's idea.)
Friday, 1430: @teshiron @xlerb I think this came up in LJ suggestions within the past two weeks.
Friday, 1430: RT @robdelaney: RT if you own a hammer or have ever seen a chicken
Friday, 1444: @shirozora Her generation is my DAD's generation. He started with punch cards, wound up in Synthetic Aperture Radar.
Friday, 1510: @zarhooie You should probably let your job know...?
Friday, 1512: @khasael * #fishpile*
Friday, 1549: @Hanelisar I LOVE YOUR FACE.
Friday, 1555: @jenphalian All the tweedy feathers! (I like http://www.feathersite.com/Poultry/CGD/Fayu/BRKFayoumi.html the best still, I think.)
Friday, 1556: @jenphalian (notice the inherent speed and loudness of the top photo. She reminds me of my Calico.)
Friday, 1558: @khasael *snuggles*
Friday, 1612: @Hanelisar Love you! *happy drunken #fishpile*
Friday, 1717: RT @sue_anne: Your great social media support is useless (a Hurricane Irene story) http://blog.uservoice.com/entries/your-great-social-media-support-is-useless-a-hurricane-irene-story via @uservoice
Friday, 1723: @humpuphigh Meep. No fun. :(
Friday, 1727: @khasael <3 <3
Friday, 1752: @Quiara I am! Somewhere.
Friday, 1754: @TomFelton That's a good place for us! @MaureenJohnson keeps us all in JARS.
Friday, 1757: @laliandra Yay vodka! Are you the captain of the carpet ship?
Friday, 1758: @khasael *preens*
Friday, 1801: @laliandra @mooging I just remembered: Sussex Pond Pudding.
Friday, 1909: @laliandra IT IS PUDDING MADE WITH A WHOLE LEMON WHICH TURNS TO MARMALADE.
Friday, 1910: @laliandra Also http://twolumps.net/d/20040526.html
Friday, 1914: : I’m at a stall at Pride for a charity that places LGB teenagers with... - microaggressions: http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/9730069581/im-at-a-stall-at-pride-for-a-charity-that-places-lgb
Friday, 1945: @semanticist We can always hope!
Friday, 2047: @oakandsage Indeed.
Friday, 2122: @oakandsage *whistles, drools, whips out meat*
Friday, 2123: @oakandsage (By which I mean, I have some bacon that is begging for tomato.)
Friday, 2124: @khasael woooooo! (Please do not die getting to work in the morning. That would be bad.)
Friday, 2157: @teshiron @sixonekevin Gosh, thanks for the earworm. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGkalRgGMhs
Friday, 2221: @oakandsage It is not yet baking. I may fry it, but need tomatoes, as I'm contemplating ... BACON-STUFFED TOMATOES.
Friday, 2222: @asciident I think tv's likely to be worse. I'm going to avoid places too, I think. Maybe call my best friend; we can avoid it together.
Friday, 2225: Every instance of "baby" or "crazy" in a Britney Spears song, in chronological order: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omqGT9L76hs o_O
Friday, 2226: For a palate cleanser: Strawberry & Nectarine Crisp, by @FormerChefBlog: http://www.formerchef.com/2010/09/15/strawberry-and-nectarine-crisp/ (via @kitchenmage)
Friday, 2228: @cassieclare You know, Zazzle does desk sculptures...
Friday, 2329: OK, my bedtime alarm has been going off for the past hour and a half. Time to collapse.

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